Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Blue Flying Leaf]

Apparently he also says that "the protests are under control" which is different to what that translated message is saying.

It's a shhah shill acount. If you look at history it's been going on for a year b4 protests even occured.

Muhammad, shut the fuck up or i will slash your guts open and then search it because you sound like an arab monkey who steals

Go back to your sandbox you shahcox worshiper

 

[FloydsFeedandSeed]

Don't tell me it's over, that literally would mean iraniggers are below jeets

It's a shhah shill acount. If you look at history it's been going on for a year b4 protests even occured.

I've just re-read the article, it says the comments are not verified. Certainly not a shah shill account, it's their foreign minister (supposedly)
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I'll put my bets on it being as a method to disincentivize protesters. Let's face it, we're not getting anything reliable out of there until the internet is restored.

 

[Snekposter]

Probably demoralisation tactic, after all, there's nearly no info getting out.

We had Baghdad Bob, so it is time for Tehran Tommy?

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

I'll put my bets on it being as a method to disincentivize protesters. Let's face it, we're not getting anything reliable out of there until the internet is restored.

Both sides are full of shit. The only ones that knew better lie in the mass grave.
Iran isn't amerrica where people actually care about human rights. Gov goons just put a bullet into your head if you are an inconvenience and ditch you next to your friends.

 

[No. 7 cat]

If Ayatollah falls then Iran falls. They'll leave pahlavi a tiny piece of land. It is going to be a 5-10 year bloody civil war with many factions.
There is no national or cultural identity there, Iran doesn't even have real borders. All their leaders are Azerbaijani including Ayatollah.
Only thing that is keeping them together is the religion where they worship Mohammad's cousin instead.

They say Khomeini was Indian, or at least only part Iranian.

Its telling that unlike khomeini (may he boil in shit), once that the shah saw his populace didn't want him, he accepted defeat and left rather than kill and massacre his own people. And what did khomeini do for the fucking retarded populace that brought him in? Massacre them all and rape the commie women for the useful idiots they all were (tbf most were all communists so in hindsight, it was THE ONE SINGLE THING khomeini did right by).

His Generals pleaded on the knees that he order the military to pull back and then launch full scale attacks on the restive cities. The 10,000 Imperial Guards probably wouldn't have sufficed, but the main Imperial Armed Forces mightn't have been too loyal. An equivalent situation certainly didn't stopped the Ayatollahs including the unqualified Khamanei slaughtering people repeatedly. The late Shah was a good man and it stands to the Pahlavis now.

Hopefully Trump avoids any Venezuelan type deal leaving the clerical oligarchy in place which must tempt some.

 

[3-2-1836]

They say Khomeini was Indian, or at least only part Iranian.

It's because his great grandfather who was born in Iran moved to India in the 1700s where his grandfather was born, then moved back to Iran in 1834 and married exclusively Persian women, due to that his family were known by the name "Hindi" before Reza Shah made it mandatory to have last names in 1921, in fact Khomeini used Hindi as his pen name when writing poems.

That means that if his great grandfather did marry an Indian woman, Khomeini could only be at most 1/8th Indian

 

[CaptainAutism69]

That depends on a lot of factors but they are really not that hairy. I can tell you from experience. I also prefer my women natural. I am not a fan of this '90s pedophilic porn crazed women got to shave bullshit. I like my woman natural I like there to be grass on the playing field. And she has always fought me every step of the way when I ask her not to shave down there. But even when she doesn't it really doesn't get as hairy as I would actually like. Give me autistic give me horrifying what the fuck ever. I don't care. If you want your women completely shaving you're a fucking fagot.
Edit: And I'm drinking again tonight because I'm stressed and I will fucking demolish any of you who disagree. Fucking fagot pornaholic faggot goyboys. Now rightfully you could definitely give me autistic for this but I'll gladly take it.

Well Iran does have the most beautiful women for you

 

[Marzipan Apple]

Well Iran does have the most beautiful women for you
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Looks like Mike Stoklasa with a mullet.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Iranian state TV giving us some video of the city of Rasht
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Fiery but mostly peaceful civil warrin

Shah Georgeatollah Khomenfloyd is calling for a Summer of Love,

 

[Shovelbird]

For those unaware of what that means, the Towers of Silence are probably the single biggest example. Turns out when you don't want to contaminate earth, water, or fire with your rotting dead (the Zoroastrians really, really hate rotting stuff and view it as having been possessed by a corruption demon) your only real disposal option left is to hang them up for carrion and then the bones are either coated with wax and buried or slowly melted with lime and then gravity filtered into the groundwater.

I saw that in Attila: Total War game.

Absolutely amazingly clever idea of recycling and actually eco friendly. Personally id like to be buried in a nut sapling root so the world would eat my nuts when im gone

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

We had Baghdad Bob, so it is time for Tehran Tommy?

He's been spam posting the pro-regime marches today as proof the protestors are finished and gloating about the hangings that are going to start Wednesday morning:

 

[Shovelbird]

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He's been spam posting the pro-regime marches today as proof the protestors are finished and gloating about the hangings that are going to start Wednesday morning:
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I wish Trump would send crates of guns...sigh

 

[CaptainAutism69]

I wish Trump would send crates of guns...sigh

There's plenty of American provided guns in Iran

 

[MG-34]

There's plenty of American provided guns in Iran

Unless they secured them from Iraq or Afghanistan most of Iraq's western firearms are from Germany, with G3s being in heavy use. The US provided M60 tanks as well as CH-53s as well as the F-4 Phantom and F-14 Tomcat.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

Unless they secured them from Iraq or Afghanistan most of Iraq's western firearms are from Germany, with G3s being in heavy use. The US provided M60 tanks as well as CH-53s as well as the F-4 Phantom and F-14 Tomcat.

The US provided jets, radar systems, SAMs, M47/48/60 tanks, jeeps, M1 Garands, trucks, helicopters and the like.

The Brits provided tanks, the West Germans small arms.

The Soviets even sold them AA guns and zsu 23-4 as tanks

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Unless they secured them from Iraq or Afghanistan most of Iraq's western firearms are from Germany, with G3s being in heavy use.

The West Germans didn't just give them guns, HK sold tooling to the Shah so they manufacture their own variant of the G3 and MP5. They also manufacture a variant of the PSL or Dragunov, can't remember which, and a copy of the Chinese Type-56.

Ignore the Vickers cringe.

 

[snackpak]

I’m curious about mundane stuff, that grocery store story was interesting. Are people still sending their children to school? Obviously I understand information is limited.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

They say Khomeini was Indian, or at least only part Iranian.


His Generals pleaded on the knees that he order the military to pull back and then launch full scale attacks on the restive cities. The 10,000 Imperial Guards probably wouldn't have sufficed, but the main Imperial Armed Forces mightn't have been too loyal. An equivalent situation certainly didn't stopped the Ayatollahs including the unqualified Khamanei slaughtering people repeatedly. The late Shah was a good man and it stands to the Pahlavis now.

Hopefully Trump avoids any Venezuelan type deal leaving the clerical oligarchy in place which must tempt some.

The issue was the Shah was indecisive and literally dying of cancer.

A few of this generals said let us unleash the Army and we'll crush these islamists and communists in a week or less.

Other government ministers though giving into demands was the best idea.

He was probably too kind to the protestors for too long and probably could have announced reforms, then crushed the islamists.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Context:its the official flag of the nazi party in iran, known as SUMKA.

looks like old BBS ascii/ansi art

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

looks like old BBS ascii/ansi art

Its actually a very stylized version of the faravahar
I always liked how certain fascist parties from different parts of the world would incorporate symbols from their own countries culture into the party's flag instead of just ripping off the swastika from the Germans.
Oh and heres iranian Hitler with a dog because we gotta have something that isnt footage of dead people protesting against the regime.