💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[kittyhou]

So little self-awareness:

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Didn't this nigger poison his child with narcotics and make all his children live in filth and get out way too easily? Minnesota cannot possibly be a real place. It's some AI experiment.

 

[stinkytosserditch69god]

Mr. Officer....I was just, well, I left my cocaine on the counter while our wife was getting railed by a steel toe. I don't know how she got to it, but I guess she was counter surfing. I'm just going to leave now, because my nose and my asshole hurt.

 

[kittyhou]

Mr. Officer....I was just, well, I left my cocaine on the counter while our wife was getting railed by a steel toe. I don't know how she got to it, but I guess she was counter surfing. I'm just going to leave now, because my nose and my asshole hurt.

And his legs and dick don't work.

 

[stinkytosserditch69god]

Lt. Rickets.....You ain't got no dick!

 

[Strix454]

Mr. Officer....I was just, well, I left my cocaine on the counter while our wife was getting railed by a steel toe. I don't know how she got to it, but I guess she was counter surfing. I'm just going to leave now, because my nose and my asshole hurt.

Mr. Officer. I'm the attorney for everyone here including myself. So can you give me a couple hours of private time to consult with my clients. Because um yeah if you look up the 74th amendment in the Robert Barnes constitution, this alleged search warrant is being served at my house which actually a ship at sea and only subject to Admeralty law.

And where is your probable cause?

 

[Gothic Runes]

MANdy spotted seething under a random Elissa clip

I actually like FlashGitz but I don't see how they're similar to KC at all.

 

[HungryPug]

Is nature healing? Nick didn't hat trick the lolcow of the year, his wife is getting fat, and his thread goes hours without a reply.

 

[AnOminous]

Is nature healing? Nick didn't hat trick the lolcow of the year, his wife is getting fat, and his thread goes hours without a reply.

He's so far gone even his career as a lolcow is over.

About the only reason to pay attention to him at all is to savor his misery.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

Is nature healing? Nick didn't hat trick the lolcow of the year, his wife is getting fat, and his thread goes hours without a reply.

He's fallen as much as he could without going to jail or getting divorced. Until either of those realities manifest we're left to bleed the rock for whatever it's worth. Him forcing his kids to behold the pupsicle was an interesting diversion at least. What an animal this guy is.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He's so far gone even his career as a lolcow is over.
About the only reason to pay attention to him at all is to savor his misery.

I largely agree, we've likely reached the "Chris-chan rapes Barb" zenith of the Balldosphere.
Rekieta is all too aware of his social pariah status. While it frustrates him to a great degree, he isn't (yet) willing to delve even harder into criminality to overcome his ruined career.
We can only look forward to the slow, inevitable decay of what remains. His money, his fake profession, his mental functions.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As another point in support of Nick's parallel desires to chase hoors and poach viewers, as per my last satire post, Nick appeared on the JACK show with his 'friend' Anna:



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[Vibralldo]

As another point in support of Nick's parallel desires to chase hoors and poach viewers, as per my last satire post, Nick appeared on the JACK show with his 'friend' Anna:

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How can their friendship be transactional when Nick doesn't bring anything of value?

 

[Strix454]

How can their friendship be transactional when Nick doesn't bring anything of value?

Any "friendship" with Anna (ThatStarWarsGirl) in inherently transactional. Anyone associated with Anna has to pay in some way. I vaguely remember her demanding that her simps pay for her mercenary wedding to that old man and they did. But friendship is the wrong word. Anna doesn't do friendship. She just has men who pay. And Nick is inevitably paying somehow. Even if its just cash or degrading simping to an aging THOT.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Considering how hard Nick fell for MANdy, getting catfished by Grok really isn't that far of a stretch for the cuck.

Sounds like the next episode of "The Will Stancil Show".

 

[Red Dye #5]

MANdy spotted seething under a random Elissa clip
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I actually like FlashGitz but I don't see how they're similar to KC at all.

*disgusting alien noises*

 

[Nova902]

Nick is spending his time trying to get Grok to sexualise an automobile:

(Yes, really)

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the SUV is the size of our wife

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The bartender from FL who sought and got advice from other LOCALS members on how to get more drugs prescribed without sounding like a drug addict returns to the chat:

 

[Harvest]

 

[Sneed Force One]

In vaguely on-topic news due to their frequent support of Rekieta, the formerly popular webshow "The Biggest Problem In The Universe" seems to have suffered its second death, with Vito quitting, Riley cucked and Dick cutting off an episode short. @MikeyNohMore is covering it now.
Due to the overwhelming lack of energy, akin more to a miserable couple realising divorce is the only solution left, the usual accusations of Kayfabe have been lacking.
Another libertarian Balldowasher bites the dust. Womp womp.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Poor Nick. He needs a job, Dax has one available but IIRC it’s been a while since he bothered supporting Nick.