N A R U v2 wants to enforce the forum rules

Why are you a lolcow?

Because there's a high likelihood that various members of Valve and/or Steam Support are Kiwi Farmers with a 100% political donation rate to the Democrats and my truth bomb pepper balls (of abnormally girthy size) offended them to their ugly lefty faces.

Who is N A R U v2?

Someone who Valve altered their legally binding terms of conflict resolution to avoid entering into arbitration with.

Valve will see you in court! No, really, Steam's just updated its subscriber agreement so that 'all disputes and claims proceed in court'​


Update (October 3): While Valve may want to avoid "arbitration overload" as we originally speculated below, in a court document filed on September 27 (Spotted by Game File), Valve said that an arbitrator deemed its arbitration clause "unenforceable," which led it to change its subscriber agreement.


Hey LoverOfPi, what do you think would happen if I were to live action roleplay both Laplace's Demon and Maxwell's Demon at once?

Would I break the laws of reality, or would it just create random high mach narrative opportunities like this?

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Because there's a high likelihood that various members of Valve and/or Steam Support are Kiwi Farmers with a 100% political donation rate to the Democrats and my truth bomb pepper balls (of abnormally girthy size) offended them to their ugly lefty faces.
i need a full breakdown why,who,where? Because I'm just some dude that stumbled on this thread. So what's up with Valve and/or Steam? All i know about them is infinite money.
 
i need a full breakdown why,who,where? Because I'm just some dude that stumbled on this thread. So what's up with Valve and/or Steam? All i know about them is infinite money.

You can read through the original topic on me and the entirety of this offshoot topic you're posting in that @Null created about me after the Kiwi Farmers lost control of the narrative in the original, but here's a quick tldr I had already written up.

 
No, I was pressed to provide a specific date for when civil war was most likely to break out and after much refusal citing I had specifically stated any civil war in the US was dependent upon the trajectory of US politics remaining unchanged I reluctantly gave that date citing my reasoning for it at the time.

And this is twisting of my words I continue to receive to this day is why I no longer engage in serious discussions with Kiwi Farmers.
You brought the civil war up, predicted date and all, unprompted. You were very insistent that it would prove you right. American Civil War by the end of July 2021. A little later you added "Global Civil War" by November.

Nope. It's a reflection of how I roast the shit out of Kiwi Farmers.
Naru, bubbi, that's an example of you getting roasted. But I can see the confusion. You getting roasted happens all the time. The reverse, not so much.

Hey LoverOfPi, what do you think would happen if I were to live action roleplay both Laplace's Demon and Maxwell's Demon at once?

Would I break the laws of reality, or would it just create random high mach narrative opportunities like this?
Oh. Nothing. Absolutely nothing would happen. False dichotomies continue to be false and fallacious, Naru.

And naughty naughty, lying about the old thread like that. You do know sane people can read it, right?
 
You brought the civil war up, predicted date and all, unprompted. You were very insistent that it would prove you right. American Civil War by the end of July 2021. A little later you added "Global Civil War" by November.

You forgot something.

"Last edited by a moderator: Mar 28, 2021"

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Womp womp.
 
Because you insinuated I was violating some form of rule by discussing @Null in my thread.
No, I was just telling you you were deflecting again, since you need it all spelled out.

Who is N A R U v2?
A schizophrenic retard who desperately wants to be a mishmash of Tim Pool and Candace Owens with a vendetta against "Valve-Kiwi Farms indoxtrial complex".
 
You forgot something.

"Last edited by a moderator: Mar 28, 2021"
Not only does this not prove other people were demanding a date, we also have other people quoting and responding to your nonsense.



And this unedited post of yours where you doubled down on the prediction.


That date, that prediction was entirely of your own making. You're just trying to memory hole it and blame it on other people, same as you do all your numerous other failings.



There you go, deflecting again.
 
Not only does this not prove other people were demanding a date, we also have other people quoting and responding to your nonsense.



And this unedited post of yours where you doubled down on the prediction.


That date, that prediction was entirely of your own making. You're just trying to memory hole it and blame it on other people, same as you do all your numerous other failings.




There you go, deflecting again.

By that logic we can safely deduce that you believe @Null is a pedophile who enjoys masturbating to underage boys, no?

"Alright, so we all know Joshua Moon (Ibanz/Iban) has returned as CityRPG, supposedly to turn over a new leaf or something, despite being the same panloveual border-line rapist and Self Delete histrionic he's always been. Most of us have already seen the following conversation with Colten about his shota habits, but I'll post it for those that haven't seen.

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(8:11 AM) Joshua: Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota.
(8:11 AM) Joshua: Yeah, I'm forgeted up. I know :(
(8:11 AM) Joshua: brb.
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5: 0-0
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5: Wait
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5: I thought you hated furries
(8:13 AM) Joshua: Neko =/= Furry.
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5: I just googled it
(8:13 AM) Colten v3.5: It was a half cat half boy
(8:14 AM) Joshua: A single cat abindage is not equivilant to a dog with some human features.
(8:14 AM) Joshua: And that's not why I hate furries.
(8:14 AM) Colten v3.5: http://www.nekoshota.com/indexshota.jpg
(8:14 AM) Colten v3.5: Also
(8:14 AM) Colten v3.5: They are all little boys 0-0
(8:14 AM) Joshua: Hence the word Shota.
(8:15 AM) Colten v3.5: Yes
(8:15 AM) Joshua: You need to learn your lingo.
(8:15 AM) Colten v3.5: But a boy jacking off to a boy?
(8:15 AM) Joshua: Regular doesn't cut it anymore.
(8:15 AM) Joshua: I drench my sorrows in procrastination so often that it becomes too hard to get off to heteroloveual intercoruse for the sole purpose of reproduction.
(8:15 AM) Joshua: You need to expand your researchographic interests if you do it too often.
(8:16 AM) Colten v3.5: Oh ok, so Ill go over to /me/ and start jerking off
(8:16 AM) Colten v3.5: */men/
(8:16 AM) Joshua: I've done iit
(8:16 AM) Colten v3.5: 0_0
"

🤨

He never denied saying those things in that thread btw.

In fact, he admitted to saying them "while going through a gay phase" and proceeded to leak the selfie stocking (who was 15 years old at the time he was threatening her with sexual violence) sent him after he allegedly pestered her incessantly for nudes.

😨

Surely, surely if those posts you quoted are evidence that I unironically predicted a civil war in the US by that date and was not just egging the useful idiots at it kiwi farms (who have a well documented history of deliberately omitting context for the lols) on, then all of this is proof that @Null is a sexual deviant who pestered a 15 year old girl for nudes, since he never denied it, and, in fact, provided evidence himself that the 15 year old in question sent him selfies.

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Honest answers only now, LoverOfPi. I'll have no attempts at deflections from you in MY thread, mister.
 
Hey LoverOfPi, what do you think would happen if I were to live action roleplay both Laplace's Demon and Maxwell's Demon at once?

Would I break the laws of reality, or would it just create random high mach narrative opportunities like this?

I took a government grade dark triad personality test administered by Bizerco and scored highest on Machiavellianism, but still at a 1.7 out of a maximum 5.0 btw.

By that logic we can safely deduce that you believe @Null is a pedophile who enjoys masturbating to underage boys, no?

HOW DOES THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MACHIAVELLIAN CANNIBAL ARTIST DO IT?!


Where do they manufacture people like you lot?

All evidence suggests right here at Kiwi Farms.

I took a government grade dark triad personality test administered by Bizerco and scored highest on Machiavellianism, but still at a 1.7 out of a maximum 5.0 btw.

then why are you on the website at all ?

Because I enjoy roasting the shit out of Kiwi Farmers.

 
A double post, then a triple post. Naru's mad as hell and he's trying to deflect. It's not going to work, but we can have a laugh at his failure.

By that logic we can safely deduce that you believe @Null is a pedophile who enjoys masturbating to underage boys, no?
You cannot, no.

Surely, surely if those posts you quoted are evidence that I unironically predicted a civil war in the US by that date
Naru, it's obvious to anyone who isn't you that you're embarrassed at being caught out in a failed prediction AND a lie and trying to deflect the conversation. You're just digging your hole deeper now.
You - with no prompting - made a very specific prediction, confident it would come true. It did not do so. No matter how hard you try, Naru, you can't make Null the topic of the thread specifically made to discuss you.

I took a government grade dark triad personality test administered by Bizerco and scored highest on Machiavellianism, but still at a 1.7 out of a maximum 5.0 btw.
Did you think this would sound impressive? Intimidating? Reflect positively on you at all? Because all it does is make you look sad and pahetic. Moreso than usual, that is.

HOW DOES THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MACHIAVELLIAN CANNIBAL ARTIST DO IT?!
Oh, that one's easy. You don't. You never have.

The more you persist in trying to sound edgy and tough, the dumber you come across.
 
I took a government grade dark triad personality test administered by Bizerco and scored highest on Machiavellianism, but still at a 1.7 out of a maximum 5.0 btw.
I have to ask, what's with this obsession with shitty online tests? This is like the third one you mentioned taking so far. You know most people only take these for fun and don't discuss their results with others? Do you find yourself lacking in personality so much that you need something to define it for you?
 
Did you think this would sound impressive? Intimidating? Reflect positively on you at all? Because all it does is make you look sad and pahetic. Moreso than usual, that is.

Sadge. Berry sadge. Berry berry sadge und pahetic. Mooreso dan ubsual.


You know most people only take these for fun and don't discuss their results with others?

Most people don't worship the ground sexual terrorists walk on either, but here Kiwi Farmers are.


I am but a humble lolcow to be milked for laughs. Pray do not run over the messenger, sirrah.

Surely, surely if those posts you quoted are evidence that I unironically predicted a civil war in the US by that date and was not just egging the useful idiots at it kiwi farms (who have a well documented history of deliberately omitting context for the lols) on, then all of this is proof that @Null is a sexual deviant who pestered a 15 year old girl for nudes, since he never denied it, and, in fact, provided evidence himself that the 15 year old in question sent him selfies.

1 Corinthians 1:18-31

Christ Crucified Is God’s Power and Wisdom

18 For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God. 19 For it is written:

“I will destroy the wisdom of the wise;
the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate.”[c]

20 Where is the wise person? Where is the teacher of the law? Where is the philosopher of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world? 21 For since in the wisdom of God the world through its wisdom did not know him, God was pleased through the foolishness of what was preached to save those who believe. 22 Jews demand signs and Greeks look for wisdom, 23 but we preach Christ crucified: a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to Gentiles, 24 but to those whom God has called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God and the wisdom of God. 25 For the foolishness of God is wiser than human wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than human strength.

26 Brothers and sisters, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. 27 But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28 God chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things—and the things that are not—to nullify the things that are, 29 so that no one may boast before him. 30 It is because of him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God—that is, our righteousness, holiness and redemption. 31 Therefore, as it is written: “Let the one who boasts boast in the Lord.”[d]


Where do they manufacture people like you lot?

All evidence suggests right here at Kiwi Farms.

That was a half truth, btw.


That explains a lot.

And you must have it pretty rough in leaf land being right leaning.

The other half of the truth is Canada.


If you can dodge 3 cop cars and at least 20 authoritarians who want your face on a milk carton, you can dodge a doxxing website. And are likely Canadian to boot.

I think if you'd calm down a bit and stop getting into fights, you'd be an alright dude.

 
Because there's a high likelihood that various members of Valve and/or Steam Support are Kiwi Farmers with a 100% political donation rate to the Democrats and my truth bomb pepper balls (of abnormally girthy size) offended them to their ugly lefty faces.












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So Valve and us evil kiwifarmers are part of a malign conspiracy?
 
Most people don't worship the ground sexual terrorists walk on either, but here Kiwi Farmers are.
What the fuck is a sexual terrorist? A muslim? Because we don't worship muslims here.
You also didn't answer my question.

So Valve and us evil kiwifarmers are part of a malign conspiracy?
Yes, that is what he believes.
 
A day's break and then a 3 post manic spree. Naru must have been very very embarrassed at being called out so completely.

Sadge. Berry sadge. Berry berry sadge und pahetic. Mooreso dan ubsual.
Ah, case in point.
Naru, you know how we say it's obvious when you're deflecting?
You're being obvious.

If you can dodge 3 cop cars and at least 20 authoritarians who want your face on a milk carton, you can dodge a doxxing website. And are likely Canadian to boot.

No one's trying to dox you, Naru. No one's trying to figure out where you live, no matter how much your sexual fantasies revolve around that idea.
 
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