DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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Why did he even play that? Is it just because it's a mobile gacha thing?
As usual, a whale got him to play that. All the while he was refusing to play stardew because reasons... (that was before he played stardew)

He's always so weird about what games he chooses to play, it's either major AAA titles or just weird clones of better games. And the weirdest thing about that is how he needs to defend his choice of game all the time by basically debasing the better game.
For instance when he was playing Disney dreamlight he was shit-talking stardew.

He does the same with fighting games and retro games, he's the kind of guy to buy the mvc collection on PC all the while everyone with a brain would be playing on fightcade. He also toxify fightcade by saying it'll exposes his IP.

There's also that whole megaman marathon he did on the official collection, which is way worse than just emulating the games as the collection has some very noticeable stuttering

My problem isn't really that he chooses the worst option all the time, is that he needs to toxify the better choice rather than just own choosing the worst otpion
 
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"I actually have thousands of unique viewers every week" Yeah ok bud.
He lives such a sad but funny existence coping that hard. “Well ackshully yeah my viewers come for different games but the games don’t work any more cause I wage quit them all so I put that into my ackulator and it gives me SNORT…40,000 viewers”

That’s nice Phil, go pat your hair some more.
 
Low engagement and support = <$100
Good stream = $100- $150
Great stream = >$150

Also blatant asking for money has been replaced with "engage with the content".

So all the goals and begging still exist just like before, Phil just halfheartedly put a layer of weasel words over them.
 
>*smack lips*
>*clears throat*
>*bans users*
>"GUYS, WHERE'S THE ENGAYGEMENT???"

>"HUH?"
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Also blatant asking for money has been replaced with "engage with the content".
You can always downvote the video, don't watch a single second and leave a "Nigger" comment (that's engagement right?). Maybe the "ok" trolling has to make a return. Yes you give him a view but if you don't play the video you fuck up his metrics as well because the algorithm values videos higher when the average watch time is high
 
You can always downvote the video, don't watch a single second and leave a "Nigger" comment (that's engagement right?). Maybe the "ok" trolling has to make a return. Yes you give him a view but if you don't play the video you fuck up his metrics as well because the algorithm values videos higher when the average watch time is high
Tractors need a really good “Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer” or “(person) raped and murdered a woman behind an Arby’s in 1992” meme to append to literally everything he posts

“Phil Burnell made out with half of his all-male dorm during his freshman year”
 
Tractors need a really good “Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer” or “(person) raped and murdered a woman behind an Arby’s in 1992” meme to append to literally everything he posts

“Phil Burnell made out with half of his all-male dorm during his freshman year”
Doesn't have to be a meme. Just use something from his past.

"Phil Burnell was caught jerking off to gay porn by a tranny"
"Phil Burnell jerked off on live radio to impress a girl"
 
Tractors need a really good “Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer” or “(person) raped and murdered a woman behind an Arby’s in 1992” meme to append to literally everything he posts

“Phil Burnell made out with half of his all-male dorm during his freshman year”

I feel like copypasta doesn’t hit like it used to. My current go-to is repeating his biggest insecurities and triggers ad nauseam. He makes it so easy.

Like what are you gonna do try and tell me the bitch isn’t huge?
 
Tractors need a really good “Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer” or “(person) raped and murdered a woman behind an Arby’s in 1992” meme to append to literally everything he posts
"Phil murdered T Carter in cold blood in March 1999 just so he could swipe his Street Fighter figurines" was right there dude.
 
Like man just go play and die in Rimworld you will learn not to fuck up specific things really quick that way.
We would be getting new runs every stream, Phillip HATES learning.
His ego cannot handle that amount of failure anyway. Tism'/strategy games are inherently more embarrassing as each failure is directly tied to his low IQ. I can already see the video titles:

DSP Forgot That Humans Require Food
"Huuuh? Why does it say that Der-rich is star- uh star-veen? What? How is he starving? What's happening?? WHERE ARE ALL MY CROPS!?! WHUUUH? What do you mean the crops die in winter??? DOOD where did all my food go???
*game is paused for the next 20 minutes*
Guys how do I get more food? What do you mean I CAN'T?? I have to wait??? So all my colonists are going to die?!? FUCK THIS GAME."

I've only played DF but Rimworld looks to be a much simpler, baby version of DF. I hope there are still Fun features like secret colonist traits (vampire?) and serious incursions once he starts the normal run. Fortunately, the game is complex enough that dents cannot totally hand hold him. Can't wait to see phillip attempt constructions past the most rudimentary village. He will almost certainly construct a killzone/trap that raiders immediately circumvent.
 
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