I mean Adderall is basically legal meth so it's not that surprising. Ian is for all intensive purposes a drug addict. He even has the smell and dress of an authentic street walking crackhead. Dare I say he's appropriating crackhead culture?
Yes definitely but not because of those cursed bullet points. Not even because I think Anisa-and-I is a terrible fighter who could not even do well when he was the main character fighting in the main event of his own show.
Asmongold would train seriously for the fun of it.
Tbf, your mum is still undefeated in the underground "everything goes" circuit.
Chilaquiles are my favourite Mexican dish. I cannot stress this enough, they are incredibly easy to make. At it's most basic they are just tortilla chips soaked in sauce and melted cheese. They are so easy to make you can literally take all the ingredients, dump them into a bowl and microwave it. You can add protein like eggs or meat of whatever kind you fancy, is that forgiving of a dish.
You hit the nail on the head. The main reason his life has turned into a waking nightmare is because he's a lazy retard that thinks success comes easily in everything, even if you take the easiest way out possible. It becomes a clear pattern once you start thinking about it.
In order for Ian to even stand a chance of winning, he would have to train. We know from coach Mike that he doesn't like boxing and went as far as taking six months off from training even though he had a large-scale boxing event coming up. He probably doesn't like other kinds of combat sports either because he's just not that kind of guy.
nah i don't think that's fair.
I can see how you'd say they put effort into CC1, but 2 and 3? The only effort into the event was Anisa planning lavish parties for the socialist e-whores she wanted to hang out with. Yeah he definitely made retarded decisions with CC2-3, but he also did the absolute bare minimum in terms of promotion. CC3 was on track to be a generational failure before the H3 hitpiece, and I think it was mostly due to the complete lack of promotion and organization. A lot of the fighters confirmed that Anisa was incredibly slow to respond to anything IIRC. Fair enough with the training stuff, but slacking off on training because your psychotic wife is forcing you to is still slacking off on training. I doubt he put up any argument when she kept dragging him away from it.
Moreover, why does he think he's in any position to be dictating terms and conditions or making demands? Asmongold gets over 100x the viewers he does on his streams. Why should someone who has tens of thousands of people watching him stream on a regular basis, who gets millions of views on his clip channel, listen to the impotent yapping of a has-been who has 7 million subs on YouTube yet can't even break 200k views on his uploaded videos anymore or 150 viewers on his Twitch streams (half of which are just hate watchers and clippers who get over 10x the views anyway)?
i didn't say THEY put effort in, i said idubbz did. as far as i can tell anisa has been a purely negative influence on every project she ever touched.
God, he reminds me of a kid who wants attention, and every other minute goes, “GUYS! Look what I can do!” If the kid were on too much fucking Adderall.
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True, my bad. I've mentioned this before, I legitimately find it difficult to keep them separate in my mind while typing. He, she, and they are all interchangeable to me because there's hardly any difference. They've been subsumed into one horrifying mentally ill blob monster.
This is Ian's laziness as much as it is Anisa's to me. He lives with her, he's seen the way she handles these responsibilities. But when it came time to delegate responsibilities for CC3, his answer was "Fuck it, I'll let Anisa handle it again. I'm sure it'll be fine". A lot of this stuff is in the eye of the beholder. Is he so stupid that it could be misconstrued as laziness? Or vice versa? I still don't think he took his training seriously, though. I wouldn't be surprised if the anorexia attack and whatnot were lies they agreed upon to get out of the boxing gym, a place neither of them wanted to be. That's just me speculating baselessly, though.
he's so buckbroken that when anisa said "i'm gonna handle X Y and Z" his only possible response is a meek "yes honey..."
With how performative Anisa is, her cooking is solely for Instagram reels and Ian's tonsil stone-ridden mouth, while she gorges herself on DoorDash/Uber Eats orders.
Anisa is slowly consuming him, that's why she gets fatter the more Ian looks like you should return his slab.
Didn't she freak out about Sam Hyde and cancel all his tickets and get security to check everyone in a costume and confiscate signs and was panicking because he was coming to kill them and basically took the whole shine off the whole thing and turn it into a drama that ate goodwill and poisoned CC2…
Also she sabotaged her husband repeatedly while he was training but I guess Ian losing made the event better.