I heard Caracas was attacked while scrolling my news feed during a bout of insomnia early this morning, around 5:00am. Assumed it was just another round of nose-bloodying as happens from time to time. Saw some redditors seething about Maduro being captured around 6am. "Wait wat?" I wanted to sleep in but I had to come and see what my fellow kiwiniggers had to say about the situation because reddit is useless and their commentary was limited to Trump being a war criminal and this being the bell tolling on the american empire because Rome I guess
Got to my computer, started catching up on the 20-30 pages that happened overnight. Realize that not only did it happen while I was asleep, but it started after I fell asleep on the couch and ended before I woke up to brush my teeth, take my old man meds, and actually go to bed
I'm now simultaneously proud of how impossibly cleanly it was handled and disappointed that this is a 'happened' rather than a 'happening' and there's probably not going to be any real updates to keep up with in the short term lol