DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Phil the Salesman]

He needs to torch that sweater. It makes his tits stand out like crazy. Droopy ass man boobs on display for all. Hilarious he tried to say they were pecs lmao. Pecs full of fuckin milk maybe.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Absolutely insane stalling, Vest Streak style begment

 

[Ugly Smelly Virgin]

Imagine being 40+ seething over Patrick spam while being a begging retard. Same faggot that had his tough talk "I'm a rock against the waves (whales).

 

[Lloyd Outremer S.A.]

a film about a deeply closeted polish-american that's super depressed and antagonistic because of extreme societal pressure keeping him from embracing his true self would unironically win a couple oscars.

*polack who larps as italian

 

[Colonoscopy Karl]

Anyone know if there's a way to search kick channel history on a broad range? Like all kick history rather than just dsp's channel?

Cause that Lowtax account is ICS, he has all of ICS's chatting habits and it was created in 2023 but only started talking on 12/2, so ICS likely bought the account.

https://kickchatlogs.com/search

These are the only channels he's talked in

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's plan in 2026 is to stop completing games and be more willing to try out more games. So, his content is somehow going to get worse with more long character creation streams and farting around like an idiot in tutorials and asking chat how to do anything. At least its an actual counter to the wage quit meme.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Lol even Phil has figured out how ICS talks in chat and went and banned the Lowtax acc.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Cause that Lowtax account is ICS, he has all of ICS's chatting habits and it was created in 2023 but only started talking on 12/2, so ICS likely bought the account

it was banned and allegedly all those troll names that were donating to Phil were also his

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Phil's plan in 2026 is to stop completing games and be more willing to try out more games. So, his content is somehow going to get worse with more long character creation streams and farting around like an idiot in tutorials and asking chat how to do anything. At least its an actual counter to the wage quit meme.

I predict this is all just a precope for when detractors hit him with the wagequit. He hates being told he quit a game 100% because the taxes weren't hit.

You present yourself as a "real gamer who just plays a bunch of games" then the appearance of a wagequit is softened to the idiots who believe in him.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

it was banned and allegedly all those troll names that were donating to Phil were also his

I 100% believe it. Btw those Troll names have given at least 51 subs this week, which is $255

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I actually wouldn't mind a streamer who bought some random shit off steam (or splurged during the summer and winter sales) doing a stream where they spin a wheel a couple of times with a list of a bunch of games that were bought but not touched, and then had that be the stream for the day as that would produce actual variety and open the door to games I potentially never heard of before.

The problem is that Dave is an alien lacking an atom of charisma so he wouldn't be able to jump from one game to another, he would take hours to even start the stream, then an hour to start each individual game, and then quitting right when he finishes the tutorial, so this hypothetical stream would be like his Christmas Eve shit only without the bragging to Ralph and Gayhole.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I actually wouldn't mind a streamer who bought some random shit off steam (or splurged during the summer and winter sales) doing a stream where they spin a wheel a couple of times with a list of a bunch of games that were bought but not touched, and then had that be the stream for the day as that would produce actual variety and open the door to games I potentially never heard of before.

It's basically what Jerma does. He's made a successful career just platying bottom of the barrel shite, among his more mainstream games.

I find him entertaining, though there's some times I cringe at collabs with the likes of Hasan. But the dude is what Phil wishes he could be.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He needs to torch that sweater. It makes his tits stand out like crazy. Droopy ass man boobs on display for all. Hilarious he tried to say they were pecs lmao. Pecs full of fuckin milk maybe.

HE'S BITCH-TITTED
HE'S ESTROGEN-FILLED
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Glorious, glorious pecs

Can you even tell its a man?

He looks like he just took off his wig after a night at the drag show.

That shirt is very flattering Linda.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Random thoughts at the close of another great day for detractors:

• This magma333 guy…is it Canadian Kirk? Had that thought because he’s race-obsessed and saying some absolutely wild shit in superchats about detractors being brownoid lefty simps. It’s funny except for the paying Phil part.
• Does he actually think the Kick trolls are kino people? They’re yours, Phil. They’re your detractors. Most of them were probably on your ass before Ashton gave them a great new venue to torment you, miseryguts.
• Phil ended the stream with multiple thank yous for a great start to 2026. This after complaining and threatening for the previous 30 minutes (conservative) and overall third stream in 2 days where the funding KPI has not been realized.

Welcome.


Home.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Funny how a large number of posts on here revolve around the topic of Phil's sex life (or extreme lack thereof)...

The SoK were like this, too. Toward the end every other line brought up his sex life (the other 50% was repeating what Phil had just said).

 

[Axe Steel]

The SoK were like this, too. Toward the end every other line brought up his sex life (the other 50% was repeating what Phil had just said).

It's a really easy thing to make fun of him for because it is very obvious how much of a weird sexless prude he is

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Calling himself 'the rocks against which the waves crash' made me laugh. I've always seen Phil as a barnacle.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Phil's plan in 2026 is to stop completing games and be more willing to try out more games. So, his content is somehow going to get worse with more long character creation streams and farting around like an idiot in tutorials and asking chat how to do anything. At least it’s an actual counter to the wage quit meme.

I’m calling it now he’s going to turn the night streams into “tryouts” where he chooses one game a night to test the waters.

I’m sure he’ll occasionally find a walking sim or rougelike endorphin overload type game that holds his interest or attracts a whale.

Most of the time though it will end up being 30-45 minutes of gameplay before he quits to chill with Phil for the remainder of the stream.

 

[marlimar]

Calling himself 'the rocks against which the waves crash' made me laugh. I've always seen Phil as a barnacle.

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DSP is the water; he will morph into whatever his current container (streaming platform / current whale) is.

I’m calling it now he’s going to turn the night streams into “tryouts” where he chooses one game a night to test the waters.

I’m sure he’ll occasionally find a walking sim or rougelike endorphin overload type game that holds his interest or attracts a whale.

Most of the time though it will end up being 30-45 minutes of gameplay before he quits to chill with Phil for the remainder of the stream.

Isn't that basically his indies marathons?