💀 Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

[John Andrews Stan]

Cecily doesn’t seem to know what cardiologists do.



Yes, that was a dumb question, Cesspool. But at least you shared others’ private medical information without consent so that you could farm for attention.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

How could a cardiologist help Cecily? She has a black hole where her heart should be.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

We’ve always known there’s something seriously, horrifically wrong with Cecily. But her sister, who just met Cecily for the first time recently, might be realizing this for the first time — while mourning the loss of her only child. I feel awful for her.

Cecily just seems so happy about the whole thing. She's been positively giddy so far.

What a ghoul she is, it's amazing. Niece died, sad, but look at me, I'm having a medical emergency over here.

 

[Simpers]

HAPE does not kill people in fucking Albuquerque. She’s just fat and in extremely poor physical condition.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I shouldn’t be shocked anymore by the retarded shit these mongs think is clever and insightful. And yet:



She really does regard herself as a helpless infant.

 

[DarkShark]

You're right: this is foreshadowing.

Lotta crossover in HAPE prophylactic meds and chronic pulmonary meds.

Cecily discovering she's not able to tolerate 5,000 feet above sea level is like when you walk a pneumonia patient around the unit to check if they're safe to discharge home on room air.

her wording makes me think so as well: “I reached out to my pulmonologist”

You don’t have a pulmonologist until you need one, and if she already had one then she already had problems.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Cecily is going to look like absolute shit if she goes on Ozempic:



Thank you to the person who informed me that Cecily post-Ozempic will look like a Pokémon named Grimer:



And in the midst of trying to convince everyone that shiftless welfare recipients like her are all going hungry and just want the bare essentials to survive, Cecily also urged everyone again to buy fancy new coffee syrups and other bullshit for her friend’s kid and his wife who are both dodging employment with yet another year in worthless grad school programs:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Cecily is going to look like absolute shit if she goes on Ozempic:

It's so interesting how she has to phrase that. "I'll breathe easier in a smaller body." That's just a terminology-laundering of "I'll be less short of breath if I lose weight," to avoid trigger words.

I'd have thought that, in order to pacify HAES, you'd have to get specific. Like "less adipose tissue will increase my chest wall compliance, which will increase lung volume." Activists taking GLP-1s used to loudly explain it was for diabetes.

Maybe anyone who likes to language police has moved on to gender now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why do they need to live so close to central Philadelphia? They have zero family and it’s not like they have good jobs in the area. Move somewhere you can afford, dummies.

 

[Evan]

70% of your income, you say? If only they could have avoided having a rent payment by owning a house they didn't lazily let get foreclosed. That would have saved them a lot of money.

I feel no sympathy for her current financial struggles of her own doing.

Also lol at three adults making a grand total of $2,700 a month if $800 is 30% of their household income. They're bad at life. Do you think the husband's income is some sort of government assistance? The way she worded that makes me believe that it is.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

70 percent of their income is $800? So this "monthly income" is some 5 hour a week garbage gig.

 

[Evan]

70 percent of their income is $800? So this "monthly income" is some 5 hour a week garbage gig.

No, 30%. She's saying to keep it under 30%, it would have to be $800 or less, which isn't available, so they pay 70% - by my very loose calculations, that would be $1,900, which fits the average rent in Philly according to Zillow /autism

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Cecily deleted (or made private) the post about their anniversary, income, etc.

$1,900, which fits the average rent in Philly

Philly, where they have no ties forcing them to deal with higher cost of living. They have no family or jobs in Philadelphia and could drastically slash their outgoings if they moved somewhere more affordable.

In other news: Sigh! Whew!

 

[Evan]

Philly, where they have no ties forcing them to deal with higher cost of living. They have no family or jobs in Philadelphia and could drastically slash their outgoings if they moved somewhere more affordable.

I can only imagine they all enjoy poverty larping. I don't expect any of these nitwits to make a single sound financial decision. What would Cecily be able to whine about if she wasn't manufacturing her own oppression?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

No, 30%. She's saying to keep it under 30%, it would have to be $800 or less, which isn't available, so they pay 70% - by my very loose calculations, that would be $1,900, which fits the average rent in Philly according to Zillow /autism

Wow, $1900. It's conceivable that Charlie is working full-time, then, since Philadelphia still has a $7.25/hour minwage.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Presented without comment, Cecily just sent this to her Substack subscribers:

I Am Not Accountable
At least not to strangers on the internet.
CECILY KELLOGG
DEC 17

In 2016 a post I wrote about losing my twins that went huge. It was roughly the 90,873rd time I’d written that story, but this one was the most viral of anything I ever wrote, landing me nearly a million views, multiple news and press interviews, and more.

Including a book publishing offer from an editor at Random House.

Excited, I found myself a literary agent, she signed me immediately and then she sent an example of a book proposal to mimic and send back to her and then we’d work on honing together with the editor to get a great contract. No problem! If I can generate 50K words about affiliate marketing, surely I can do the same for my own story.

Amazing.

Guess what happened next?

Not one goddamn thing. I barely looked at the proposal she sent me, I dodged her emails and those from the editor, and just let it… drift away.

For a long time, I thought it was because I couldn’t bear to put myself out there again after years of online abuse. I told myself it was a smart decision to walk away. The editor wanted a memoir about infertility, but my kid was nine at that point and I couldn’t bear to revisit that nightmare. Then Trump won the election and I felt it would paint too big a target on my back. When I got my neurospicy diagnosis, I blamed my lack of executive function.

That was all bullshit.

I just gave too many fucks.

When I launched my blog, I had no tools to wall myself off from the nasty stuff folks said about me, so I thought the best plan was to fight fire with fire. To offer explanations and insights into my choices and plans. But it just made it worse, and my writing suffered as I tried to anticipate their objections and offer explanations in advance. It just got worse and eventually, my writing sucked.

So I walked away. And I know I’ve also told this story before, but the ending is different now because a few months ago I realized something:

I do not owe strangers on the internet anything.
I am not accountable to strangers on the internet.
I do not need to meet the standards of strangers on the internet — particularly when those standards are based on the toxic combo of christianity and capitalism.
I no longer have any fucks to give about what you think of me, my life, or my writing.

Time to write accordingly.

I don’t think we’re lucky enough to get her back to writing online regularly, but let’s hope I’m wrong!

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Because that was Cecily’s problem, too much of a filter.

 

[Barbarella]

Lies.

Random House is one of the most elite publishing houses in the country. They don’t offer books based on a viral post. You need to write the book, get an agent who shops it around for you, and then get very lucky.

Nobody at Random House is reading blog posts looking for the next great American author.

Translation: I thought I’d write an Amazon POD book but was too lazy.

Aside from that, since when did she ever care what we Christian conservatives thought? She was critiqued for not educating her child, for grooming her out, for online begging, for unwise spending, for lolfat, on and on. She did it all with a sneer, not an explanation.

 

[Evan]

In 2016 a post I wrote about losing my twins that went huge.

Bitch is supposed to be a writer and her first sentence is a grammatical clusterfuck like that? The rest isn't much better. Holy shit she's stupid.

I definitely believe she got a book deal offer out of a single viral post about her killing her twins through her own bad choices.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Do you think the husband's income is some sort of government assistance? The way she worded that makes me believe that it is.

Relevant to your interests, see item 3 here:



The comments are what she was hoping for: