DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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I really value Vampire Survivors (and Megabonk looks like VS in 3D) but because it's for me at least digital ambien. I've literally passed out while playing Vampire Survivors, I might do that tonight because I had a long day today.

But regardless Dave here is acting like this timewaster game is some serious hardcore gamer shit.
 
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The fuck is happening tonight.
 
Phil had a weird Karen segment on the post-xmas stream where he complained about modern products all being garbage, the specific example in this case being the Eggos he bought, because they "disintegrated" in the toaster. (That's what it's called when something swells up and becomes misshapen, "disintegrating." Kat disintegrated last year. Poor woman.) But then 90 minutes later when he was gloating at a troll who made fun of him for having instant waffles on Christmas, he said they "turned out fine in the microwave."

Now I can't figure out whether he lied on purpose (he pretended to be a Karen to protect his own ego? to entertain the dents?) or he doesn't actually know that a microwave and a toaster have different effects. But if it's the latter, why would he say he toasted them? I'm so confused.
It's him going on a power trip and trying to retain control. It sounds crazy but Phail is a pathological liar and a delusional narcissist who has lived the life of a hermit for almost a whole decade now. That's why he keeps lying and contradicting himself with things that are completely unimportant and inconsequential. So, in this example he first does his smartest man in the world/everything sucks/everyone's incompetent but me shtick by saying that the waffles sucked. However, later on a troll DARED to challenge Phail's izzat by laughing at the fact that he ate instant waffles that looked terrible for Christmas, so Phail had to retain control over the narrative by suddenly switching to those waffles being world-class and gourmet now and you are JEALOUS that you have no access to the Burnell household waffles which would win Michelin stars if they were ever sold to the public.
 
Annnnnnnd Megabonk gets cast to the shadow realm of Wage Quit

"now that we are 10 hours in..." There was literally no difference between 9 and 10 hours in, except the fact that he only made about 37$.
Bathroom break = whale call goes out.

Watch the money roll in unexpectedly.
 
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im sorry, how does he struggle with megabonk so much? it's unbelievably braindead easy, another literal children's game that he struggled with and wagequit. did he even beat a tier 3 boss?
I wasn't watching tonight, was he interacting with chat at all? In his first Megabonk stream he made a point of explaining that the game is too complicated for him to play and read chat at the same time, so he wasn't sure if it would Work(tm).
 
I figured we would have an after christmas crash out but man every single stream has been fucking grim. Every game is either on thin ice or gone at this point and now he is just ranting about all sorts of drama and shit on the night stream.
As we speak he's already looking for somebody else to either interview him or collab with him cause that and the gaming journalist memes seem to be the only 2 things attracting new dents. Granted he has to act like some crazy ex girlfriend just to get peoples attention but still
 
My head-cannon is that this stream got very low support because of his nigger-tier rant about low viewership even though he already exceeded his arbitrary $150 goal (I don't do goals anymore, you mouth-drooling niggers). But.. I know his donators aren't very bright, so... Yeah, I'm retarded
 
As we speak he's already looking for somebody else to either interview him or collab with him cause that and the gaming journalist memes seem to be the only 2 things attracting new dents. Granted he has to act like some crazy ex girlfriend just to get peoples attention but still
Grace Thorpe is on the list

I hope he does, how could he do worse than Ethan Ralph
 
Are you for real? She fucks her dad. I know I know, he’s had multiple conversations with Ralph. Grace still seems worse…somehow.
Phail has shown time and time again that when you think he's already scraping the bottom of the barrel, he'll fall through and land on the bottom of the empty barrel underneath and immediately start scraping it.
 
Oh god her she is basically built like Khet at this point

Are you for real? She fucks her dad. I know I know, he’s had multiple conversations with Ralph. Grace still seems worse…somehow.
can't time stamp it, but I think it was a SC or Tip so should be easily enough to come up later. Someone said Grace was open to collabing with Phil.

was it a troll? Who knows, but the fact Phil didn't immediately think "oh, no thanks" is pretty funny to me. Maybe he truly doesn't know Grace, but I like to think he's so desperate and so used to only dealing with lolcows that he's just willing to do it.
 
So tonight had to be his most half-assed whale call coverup ever, right? Just suddenly "I HAVE TO BLOW MY NOSE YOU GUISE" and then suddenly he slaps the slide show on stream to hide himself out of nowhere. When he comes back he very conspicuously is holding the box of tissues.

He really is a childlike mind in the flabby ailing body of a middle aged man (with bitch-tits)
 
hes crashing out because he wasnt able to keep any of the asmon dents. phils biggest cope has always been "i cant succeed because people never give me the chance" well phil one of the biggest content creators gave you the golden ticket and you werent able to retain any of his viewer base. hes got no one to blame besides himself and his terrible content. people came, they watched his horrible streams, realised it was trash and then left. its a massive hit to his ego.
 
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