Things that make you think you might be autistic - For things that make you think you might be autistic

[SirThomasMaloryII]

I don't think I really need to say much once you see my profile

 

[YautjaWeeb]

I think it's a thing with both spergs and people with ADHD, whenever I find a new video game music track I like, I'll listen to it for at least a month straight, and I'll also listen to it at a really high volume, which is also something that spergs like myself tend to do.

Saints Row 4 dubstep tracks had me in a bad place since that banger one is 14 mins long. Next thing you know the day is over. And you repeat "this is retarded" the whole time but can't stop.

 

[73_Autistic_Fuck_54]

Saints Row 4 dubstep tracks had me in a bad place since that banger one is 14 mins long. Next thing you know the day is over. And you repeat "this is retarded" the whole time but can't stop.

I definitely have those "this is retarded" moments, because most of the music I listen to is from Nintendo games, primarily Mario and Pokemon, with a few indie games here and there.

 

[demicolon]

Is that autistic or just OCD?

Is the army full of autists if it adheres to strict schedules? Might be a function of your upbringing. I'd say it's more OCD.
I've seen autists whose meal schedules didn't go further than "whatever I see, I devour" so you tell me.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

I definitely have those "this is retarded" moments, because most of the music I listen to is from Nintendo games, primarily Mario and Pokemon, with a few indie games here and there.

Wha? No Yoshi's Story ??

 

[blackshirt]

wasting time and energy on a worthless argument

It was not! That kid will never spread that disinformation again, he was outmatched and left speechless by the autist god motivated solely by exposing the truth.

Also, re: OP, you're fine, the guy at the counter was just braindead.

Wrong. It's a harmless social interaction, I would've enjoyed it and I appreciate the "kid" even spoke out because he's bored as hell rather than just staying in his head. I assume OP had fun too.

 

[73_Autistic_Fuck_54]

Wha? No Yoshi's Story ??

Yoshi's story doesn't give me that "oomph", Yoshi's Island on the other hand has a really nice final boss theme, tbh my taste in game music is very "heavy metal" adjacent, so it's almost entirely battle music from various Nintendo games. I've tried branching out beyond my bing bing wahoo music, but change ain't easy for me

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I finally completed recently the porting of my journal into the form of eight volumes (one per year) of PDFs with hyperlinks and tables of contents, each years volume being 400-600 pages long. That is about 4,000 pages of writing in Kindle-style navigable format. I intend to have it printed in leather bound copies. Almost none of it is interesting or meaningful.

 

[Pedophobe]

I finally completed recently the porting of my journal into the form of eight volumes (one per year) of PDFs with hyperlinks and tables of contents, each years volume being 400-600 pages long. That is about 4,000 pages of writing in Kindle-style navigable format. I intend to have it printed in leather bound copies. Almost none of it is interesting or meaningful.

Autistic not artistic ugh.

 

[MAAAD]

>Western snowflakes being insufferable about """mIntUH hEaLFf""" thread №23582960
None of you have any mental issues. Having hobbies does not make you """aOteEsTeG""". Having different tastes or specific habits does not make you """neEruHDiEvIrgEeNt""". Even on le based SJW-hating TND forum you pathetic creatures can't help yourselves but pose as "le quirky helpless chungus awww i'm so speshal!!1 >_< *hugs you across screen*" degenerate dregs.
Fucking STOP. Real loonies are actual fucking invalids, unable to take baths, shit on their own or eat without assistance. None of you are like this, though I have no fucking doubt that every single downie on this planet is a more honorable, stoic, coherent and blissful person than your filthy lot. You are actual fucking filth. Skittering cockroaches, BEGGING to be crushed under a boot of anyone who lays their eyes on you due to the sheer detestation and hatred you instill in their hearts with your mere presence. I can NEVER EVER hate you whimpy insects, that just LOOOOOOVE to be despicable and WALLOW in self-pity for the rest of their worthless lives, enough. All of you are fucking disgraces to your parents' noble name. Your ancestors look down on you from the skies, their gazes filled with disgust, disappointment and horror, forever wandering how could things get this bad after a road into a bright future they've paved for their descendants. Atrocious. Abhorrent. That's what you are, and you. DESERVE. to die.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

>Western snowflakes being insufferable about """mIntUH hEaLFf""" thread №23582960
None of you have any mental issues. Having hobbies does not make you """aOteEsTeG""". Having different tastes or specific habits does not make you """neEruHDiEvIrgEeNt""". Even on le based SJW-hating TND forum you pathetic creatures can't help yourselves but pose as "le quirky helpless chungus awww i'm so speshal!!1 >_< *hugs you across screen*" degenerate dregs.
Fucking STOP. Real loonies are actual fucking invalids, unable to take baths, shit on their own or eat without assistance. None of you are like this, though I have no fucking doubt that every single downie on this planet is a more honorable, stoic, coherent and blissful person than your filthy lot. You are actual fucking filth. Skittering cockroaches, BEGGING to be crushed under a boot of anyone who lays their eyes on you due to the sheer detestation and hatred you instill in their hearts with your mere presence. I can NEVER EVER hate you whimpy insects, that just LOOOOOOVE to be despicable and WALLOW in self-pity for the rest of their worthless lives, enough. All of you are fucking disgraces to your parents' noble name. Your ancestors look down on you from the skies, their gazes filled with disgust, disappointment and horror, forever wandering how could things get this bad after a road into a bright future they've paved for their descendants. Atrocious. Abhorrent. That's what you are, and you. DESERVE. to die.

 

[Johnny Dipp]

>Sperging

Feel free to share your future diagnosis with us.


I relate to the faceblindness stories. I've had some very awkward interactions where I flatly cannot remember ever meeting people who insist that we had met before. I can normally remember everything someone has ever said to me, so if I can get them to tell me what we talked about then I can work around it, but people seem to really fucking hate it when I can't remember them and might not be feeling charitable enough to help me out.

Another clue for me was how I interperet language. When I was a kid walking down the street an older kid walked past me and said "hey have you got the time?" I thought he was asking if I had time to spare to do something, so I replied "the time for what?". He looked confused and repeated "have you got the time?" I was frustrated and repeated "the time for what!?". This looped a few times before he got pissed, pointed at my wristwatch and shouted "WHAT. IS. THE. TIME!?". I said "oooohh! It's a quarter to five!". He was like "FUCKING HELL! THANK YOU!" and stormed off.

 

[73_Autistic_Fuck_54]

>Western snowflakes being insufferable about """mIntUH hEaLFf""" thread №23582960
None of you have any mental issues. Having hobbies does not make you """aOteEsTeG""". Having different tastes or specific habits does not make you """neEruHDiEvIrgEeNt""". Even on le based SJW-hating TND forum you pathetic creatures can't help yourselves but pose as "le quirky helpless chungus awww i'm so speshal!!1 >_< *hugs you across screen*" degenerate dregs.
Fucking STOP. Real loonies are actual fucking invalids, unable to take baths, shit on their own or eat without assistance. None of you are like this, though I have no fucking doubt that every single downie on this planet is a more honorable, stoic, coherent and blissful person than your filthy lot. You are actual fucking filth. Skittering cockroaches, BEGGING to be crushed under a boot of anyone who lays their eyes on you due to the sheer detestation and hatred you instill in their hearts with your mere presence. I can NEVER EVER hate you whimpy insects, that just LOOOOOOVE to be despicable and WALLOW in self-pity for the rest of their worthless lives, enough. All of you are fucking disgraces to your parents' noble name. Your ancestors look down on you from the skies, their gazes filled with disgust, disappointment and horror, forever wandering how could things get this bad after a road into a bright future they've paved for their descendants. Atrocious. Abhorrent. That's what you are, and you. DESERVE. to die.

Touch grass faggot

 

[MAAAD]

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

 

[MAAAD]

Hell, let me entertain the idea that you """retards""" might have severe head cockroaches and do a quick keyboard psychologist analysis of the posts here for the fun of it:

I was at the store buying eggs and the kid at the counter goes “Why are you buying the white ones?” I looked at him kind of confused and asked what he meant and he said the white ones were bleached. I said that wasn’t true and I’d seen eggs in the henhouse, they can come out white. He said he thought the brown eggs were organic. I said that also wasn’t true and that it had something to do with the kind of hen but he didn’t believe me. He checked my stuff out and as I’m paying I look it up and show him that egg color doesn’t have anything to do with being organic or not. He says “What’s the source? ChatGPT?” I tell him it’s the Eggland’s Best site, We stare at each other for a second and he just shakes his head.
I just wanted to buy eggs and somehow I’m the weird one for engaging in the social interaction and talking about eggs? Pushing back against egg misinformation? Is it over?
Anyway what are moments you think you might be retarded

Happens. The cashier was misinformed and you were too socially awkward to call him out on HIS idiocy at the end there, which is what caused you to feel like you're the weird one (and not you/him being "autistic") because he got the last say with his little head shake. Overall, the entire ordeal is pretty smile-inducing but nothing that out of the ordinary.

using kiwi farms

Happens.

The fact I play Umamusume.

I forgive gals that take interest in anime mobile gachas and all the related things because it's not nearly as strange and creepy as when the guys do it. My best friend's gf plays Gayshit Impact, and once I learned of it I just had to exploit this knowledge to make light-hearted fun of my friend once, but that was it. Like I said, a guy playing this would've been concerning, though even that is but a symptom of loneliness, not a mental condition. You are a normal person that likes cute things, simple as.

To be serious, my lifelong trouble socializing with people. It just never came to me easily. Issues with eye contact. I've always been shy but it's only in more recent years that I've come to suspect it's more than just shyness.

Happens. Shyness is not a mental illness, and neither is it even a permanent character trait. You can surmount it by, well, communicating with people IRL - the more people you meet and the more you talk with them, the easier it gets. Best of luck with it.

~30 year old female My Little Pony fan

Happens. It's a family-friendly show for girls about friendship, it's entertaining and teaches kids about good things. I'm a guy and even I'd occasionally watch it with my little sister when I was taking care of her.

Probably a lot of things but I already got checked as a kid for all that shit when they were handing out ADHD and other stuff like candy.

I cannot believe to this day that American parents got tricked into unironically drugging their own children ever since the 90s when greedy and malicious pharmaceutical companies and doctors made up a fake condition to make profit off of. Sad to hear it, let's hope the drugs didn't leave a lasting effect on your brain. This is the person I could get behind having actual damaged psyche, even if it's unconfirmed.

~30 female Sonic fan
deep knowledge of obscure, and often irrelevant topics

Happens, though I have to mention that brainless entertainment isn't a healthy pastime (a bit guilty of this myself so oh well). Taking interest in learning more is, too, not a bad (and especially not an "autistic") thing in and of itself, just learn to better filter out useless information when doing it.

I've lived alone for several years and despite being constantly assured I ought to feel terribly lonely, I think it's great.

Happens. Being a loner is not a medical condition.

In hindsight, the most of people who ever were or still are my friends, and all the guys and one girl who ever were into me, can be safely assumed to be spergs or at least somewhere on the spectrum. Normies mostly get weirded out.

Haha, yeah, lol no they aren't. Unless you are a regular visitor to a mental ward yourself, your chances of running into a genuine lunatic are abysmally small, let alone being friends with a whole bunch of them. Don't be a moron and simply call them for what they are - nerds.

Adult cartoon watcher and artist, chronically unemployed, don't even have a driver's license. 1000% autistic.

You clearly failed at life and are a giant slob with a dopamine addiction. You aren't an autist, but you desperately want to be one because it's very easy to blame your problems on someone or something else, subsequently playing the victim card and forever keeping the cycle of degradation up instead of manning up and actually solving them. You're exactly the kind of person I was talking about in my earlier post - completely irredeemable degenerate loser that doesn't want to change and never will. You have disappointed everyone that ever believed in you and all that remains for you in your miserable existence is to continue slowly degrading towards the rock bottom for years, decades on end until you finally perish with nobody to remember your name. I have nothing further.

Posting bald cartoon men with glasses

Happens. Soyjaks are funny.

Probably the fact I'm attracted to this site at all.

Speaking truth to stupidity is my idea of fun I suppose.

Happens. We all enjoy different things.

I really enjoy language typology.

Happens.

I know some stuff about how LED bulbs work?

Happens.

The diagnosis I got as a 5-year-old.

Sorry to hear that.

Facial blindness, it really sucks.

Happens. We all have varying degrees of eidetic memory capabilities - some have it better, others have it worse. There's nothing you can do about it, just like there's nothing to suggest losing a genetic lottery automatically makes you mentally crippled. Learn to deal with it.

In conclusion: none of the people that posted unironically about wanting to be loonies are actual loonies, but all of them wish they were because they're pathetic, weak people that were browbeaten by the oh so scary luxuries of life in a 21st century first world country into a malignant complacency. If you are one of such posters, please know that you are despicable scum and there's nobody for you to blame but yourself. Not autism, not ADHD/BPD/LBGT. Yourself.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

. Your ancestors look down on you from the skies, their gazes filled with disgust, disappointment and horror, forever wandering how could things get this bad after a road into a bright future they've paved for their descendants. Atrocious. Abhorrent. That's what you are, and you. DESERVE. to die.

In conclusion: none of the people that posted unironically about wanting to be loonies are actual loonies, but all of them wish they were because they're pathetic, weak people that were browbeaten by the oh so scary luxuries of life in a 21st century first world country into a malignant complacency. If you are one of such posters, please know that you are despicable scum and there's nobody for you to blame but yourself. Not autism, not ADHD/BPD/LBGT. Yourself.

I yield to your clearly superior caliber of autism. Only those at the very end of the spectrum could possibly get this assblasted over shitposts.

 

[Chromeo]

You aren't an autist, but you desperately want to be one because it's very easy to blame your problems on someone or something else

Jesus christ I was being lighthearted about my flaws, what the hell did I ever do to you?

 

[DumbDude43]

>Western snowflakes being insufferable about """mIntUH hEaLFf""" thread №23582960
None of you have any mental issues. Having hobbies does not make you """aOteEsTeG""". Having different tastes or specific habits does not make you """neEruHDiEvIrgEeNt""". Even on le based SJW-hating TND forum you pathetic creatures can't help yourselves but pose as "le quirky helpless chungus awww i'm so speshal!!1 >_< *hugs you across screen*" degenerate dregs.
Fucking STOP. Real loonies are actual fucking invalids, unable to take baths, shit on their own or eat without assistance. None of you are like this, though I have no fucking doubt that every single downie on this planet is a more honorable, stoic, coherent and blissful person than your filthy lot. You are actual fucking filth. Skittering cockroaches, BEGGING to be crushed under a boot of anyone who lays their eyes on you due to the sheer detestation and hatred you instill in their hearts with your mere presence. I can NEVER EVER hate you whimpy insects, that just LOOOOOOVE to be despicable and WALLOW in self-pity for the rest of their worthless lives, enough. All of you are fucking disgraces to your parents' noble name. Your ancestors look down on you from the skies, their gazes filled with disgust, disappointment and horror, forever wandering how could things get this bad after a road into a bright future they've paved for their descendants. Atrocious. Abhorrent. That's what you are, and you. DESERVE. to die.

they negrated him because they couldn't handle the truth

 

[Johnny Dipp]

> More Sperging

Thank you, supreme lord of the universe for gracing us with your wisdom. I can tell you are some flavor of autistic simply because you play Space Station 13.

It's cool if you want to deny that about yourself but there is no need to be such an abrasive prick to others posting here.

Fun fact: An individual being on the high functioning side of the spectrum makes it way more likely that hey also have a cluster B personality disorder.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

>Western snowflakes being insufferable about """mIntUH hEaLFf""" thread №23582960
None of you have any mental issues. Having hobbies does not make you """aOteEsTeG""". Having different tastes or specific habits does not make you """neEruHDiEvIrgEeNt""". Even on le based SJW-hating TND forum you pathetic creatures can't help yourselves but pose as "le quirky helpless chungus awww i'm so speshal!!1 >_< *hugs you across screen*" degenerate dregs.
Fucking STOP. Real loonies are actual fucking invalids, unable to take baths, shit on their own or eat without assistance. None of you are like this, though I have no fucking doubt that every single downie on this planet is a more honorable, stoic, coherent and blissful person than your filthy lot. You are actual fucking filth. Skittering cockroaches, BEGGING to be crushed under a boot of anyone who lays their eyes on you due to the sheer detestation and hatred you instill in their hearts with your mere presence. I can NEVER EVER hate you whimpy insects, that just LOOOOOOVE to be despicable and WALLOW in self-pity for the rest of their worthless lives, enough. All of you are fucking disgraces to your parents' noble name. Your ancestors look down on you from the skies, their gazes filled with disgust, disappointment and horror, forever wandering how could things get this bad after a road into a bright future they've paved for their descendants. Atrocious. Abhorrent. That's what you are, and you. DESERVE. to die.

And you, you are here, with us. On KF, from all the places, Wanting an attention from the people you despise, wanting to be heard.
C'mon, kick some sad sperg again. Pick the low hanging fruit.