Good Bad Movie Discussion and Recommendations - Bad Movie Connoisseurs Looking for Hidden Jems

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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye dijo:
Overdrawn At The Memory Bank
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Overdrawn is actually kinda cool when you watch it now in the cyberfuture where getting in trouble for watching movies on your work terminal is a pretty real thing, and the MST version cuts a few scenes that help it make sense.

I'm nominating Creation Of The Humanoids
it's basically what you'd get if Ed Wood found a two paragraph synopsis of Blade Runner, including clearly Stage Play Blocking, actor Dudley Manlove, and a former Universal horror talent slumming in his later years (makeup effects guy from The Wolfman)
 
Witness To The Mob , the whole thing in all its glory in YouTube.
It's your run of the mill new yoik mob movie. The main actor is a tough guy working through the ranks of the mob, but look at him.
He has the most adorable cow eyes, the physique of a 14 year old, and the intimidation factor of your lovely grandma.
And I don't know how, but the movie has THE best unintentional comedic timing I've ever seen.
There are unreal scenes like a tough mobster man sitting on a bed in a short sleeved dining jacket phoning another guy and it's shot and acted like two teenage girls having a gossip talk about the boys they like. The only downside is, that it's quite long, but give it a shot, it's worth it.
 
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Suburban Sasquatch
Detention
Samurai Cop
Toxic Avenger
Class of Nukem High
Geteven
Greasy Strangler
Elves
Troll 2
Miami Connection
Parole Violators
Who Killed Captain Alex
Stone Cold
Maximum Overdrive
Cats
Hobgoblins

And i know it's an internet cliche at this point, but you can't go wrong with what RLM choses as Best of the Worst. Their picks are always the best to watch.
 
Eadred dijo:
Witness To The Mob , the whole thing in all its glory in YouTube.
It's your run of the mill new yoik mob movie. The main actor is a tough guy working through the ranks of the mob, but look at him.
He has the most adorable cow eyes, the physique of a 14 year old, and the intimidation factor of your lovely grandma.
And I don't know how, but the movie has THE best unintentional comedic timing I've ever seen.
There are unreal scenes like a tough mobster man sitting on a bed in a short sleeved dining jacket phoning another guy and it's shot and acted like two teenage girls having a gossip talk about the boys they like. The only downside is, that it's quite long, but give it a shot, it's worth it.
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Gotti was enjoyable crap
I dunno how it would hold up on the small screen, the big screen really helped to show how they grabbed videos off youtube
 
XYZpdq Jr. dijo:
Gotti was enjoyable crap
I dunno how it would hold up on the small screen, the big screen really helped to show how they grabbed videos off youtube
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Chester Copperpot dijo:
Another kitsch classic from my youth that is free on YouTube - Grease 2. I obviously have a thing for cheesy musicals.
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Mentions of grease and Gotti reminded me of this recent classic; ive watched it probably 4 times and my body got me the poster for my studio.

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Fucking great bad movie.
 
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Happy December, here are some good Christmas bad movies:

Christmas with the Campbells-saw this 2 times last year, it's now going to be a yearly tradition. Retard Hallmark movie with writers that were in on the joke. Justin Long kills it.

A Wrestling Christmas Miracle-True dogshit cinema.

The Christmas Doodle- "Here's your doodle..."
 
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I'll throw my two cents into the ring then, might as well:

The Monkey:
Stupid Stephen King horror flick, it doesn't take itself seriously and comes off as fucking dumb most of the time, fun watch.
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1408:
A Stephen King horror flick that takes itself too seriously. Concept is spooky, of course, it's Stephen King adapted, but take that away and it's utterly benign and retarded throughout.
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The Human Centipede(s) 1/2/3:
I like these movies, they're funny. I hate the second one.
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Return of the Killer Tomatoes:
Fucking stupid. I found this DVD at a thrift store, fun watch.
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Love on a Leash:
Yeah, I watched Ralphthemoviemaker, how could you tell? -- Anyway, I did actually watch the entire film, it's on YouTube for free. It's mostly fucking boring, but the fun parts are fun. It's got the Big Time Rush guy as the dog.
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Hulk (2003):
Ang Lee's magnum opus. It's Marvel from before the Spider-Man trilogy was finished, so it ought to be good, right?
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Final Destination (1/2/3/The/5/Bloodlines):
Every single one of them, an absolute gem. My guilty pleasure, you may say. The only film I was actually excited for to see in the cinema (Bloodlines). And yep, it's more of the same, love it. Absolutely stupid fucking plots with stupid fucking deaths with stupid fucking drama with stupid fucking people. Love it.
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Willy's Wonderland:
Stupid fucking movie about Nic Cage being a mute bad-ass beating up furries. Secondary plot is benign, but the main plot is funny.
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Freddy got Fingered:
Tom Green. Fuck you. I have this on DVD, wish I didn't.
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Dutch recommendations
(Most Dutch movies suck gigantic dong, but are entertaining)

Streetcoaches vs Aliens:
Absolutely retarded take on the alien invasion story. Maroccans, working as street coaches, whatever in-the-Amsterdamian-fuck that means, beat up aliens during their invasion of mostly Amsterdam or wherever the fuck it takes place, I forgot.
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Jimmy:
Absolutely horrendous film. It looked neat in the first 10 minutes, then it got worse, and worse, and worse. Probably the worst film I've seen that year. The plot is retarded, the killer is retarded, LITERALLY. It's funny when you know it sucks major dick and watch it along with friends.
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Saint:
Your Christmas horror flick, but Dutch. Dick Maas directed it so it's at least entertaining.
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Project Gio:
The worst fucking movie, fucking ever, in the history of mankind? It starts with your favorite celebrity YouTuber, mister Gio, already off to a roaring start. It's the worst acted, worst looking, worst edited, worst fucking everything piece of shit that I've ever laid my eyes upon. My God, this movie sucks. Which is why I watch it every now-and-then, to give myself morale that I can do better. I will provide anyone who asks with a way to watch it, you need to see how fucking awful this is.
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The Slut of Upper Class:
Stupid whores get what they deserve in this epic crime flick drama series. Absolutely fucking stupid show that I want everyone to watch with their own eyes. It's tax-payer funded, how neat is that, your tax-dollars went to this!
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I have more DVDs laying here waiting to be watched, some of them atrociously bad. These were just the ones I've already seen with my own eyes. More will follow, probably.
 
Hakase Shinonome dijo:
Love on a Leash
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Love this movie, it's a good bad classic. When I played it for our bad movie group, i used "White Girls Fuck Dogs" as the end credits music.


Hakase Shinonome dijo:
Freddy got Fingered
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Not only do I own the DVD, I own the original full size theatrical release poster. It's on display in my loving room.

Also, with regards to the Stephen King monkey movie, have you seen Monkeyshines? Romero movie.

Would love to watch that Project Gio one, though I am probably right to assume there is no subtitles?
 
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Hakase Shinonome dijo:
I read your posts before the edits, whoopsies.
I’ll personally translate subtitles for you if you so desire.
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Thanks for the offer, but if its the acting that is particular that probably won't be as funny in subs/dubs. Thanks though.

Hosting Bad Movie DB tonight, haven't decided on which flicks yet, but probably Christmas related, we like doing themed months. Our Black History Month ones are fucking wildin'.
 
Lifetime-tier movies of yesterday are the most watchable trainwrecks in history. If I had to pick my top two, it would be:

Hider the House, starring Gary Busey and Mimi Rogers' amazing titties (clothed, sadly). Full movie available online.


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And Cyberseduction: His Secret Life. Sadly, this one isn't up on YouTube at the moment. Worth tracking down, though.


God, remember how wholesome the world of internet porn pay sites used to be (comparatively speaking)? Back then, you only had to worry about pop-up adds making your shrewish Puritan mother threaten to put you in a chastity belt like this poor gooner, instead of Ramjeesh stealing your personal info and bilking every boomer in your contact list out of their life savings one Apple gift card at a time.
 
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Blood games
A rape/revenge exploitation flick by a female director, it was surprisingly good

Miami connection
A fucking bonkers vanity project by a taekwondo instructor

Last Dragon
Kind of a late blackslpoitation Kung fu movie, featuring Sho 'nuff the shogun of Harlem

Hell comes to frogtown
Rowdy Roddy Piper is the heroic rapist of the post apocalyptic wasteland recruited to save the babes from frog mutants

Drop zone
Point break but with sky diving instead of surfing, starring Wesley Snipes and featuring Garry Busey as the bad guy

Also seconding Six String Samurai, Man-Borg and Who Killed Captain Alex?
 

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