💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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My heart goes out to this poor family that decided to help a neighbor in need and got met with Patrick S. Tomlinson :(
 
NaggotFigger dijo:
New information from his Facebook. It’s about the moment when this fat piggertits went home from a cheap bar, got stuck by a snowbank on his Rustang Mustang, then fatly tries to maneuver the car port, but failed. Then, an unknown family, also from Oakland Avenue, unwittingly saved the fat pig’s day. lol dirt poor fat nigger with bitch tits.

Here’s how he sending “gratitudes” by being a retarded shithead FAT pig as usual.
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The last time he posted on this group on Facebook was when he chimps out nonsense about furnitures and Craigslists back in November 2024.
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He is so fucking crazy. Telling a stupid fake story then Violently defending it and squealing at strangers about it. His way of thanking the nigger family who saved him is so weird and creepy too “if anyone comes for you, I will come for them”.


Pro tip for any retards or pig men here, Try to leave murderous violent narcissistic fantasies out of your thank you message to families that help you out a little when you are inconvenienced.
 
BigPeanut dijo:
He is so fucking crazy. Telling a stupid fake story then Violently defending it and squealing at strangers about it. His way of thanking the nigger family who saved him is so weird and creepy too “if anyone comes for you, I will come for them”.


Pro tip for any retards or pig men here, Try to leave murderous violent narcissistic fantasies out of your thank you message to families that help you out a little when you are inconvenienced.
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Patrick is very protective of the black folk in his neighborhood. His pepperoni business would go straight down the tubes if anything happened to them.
 
BigPeanut dijo:
He is so fucking crazy. Telling a stupid fake story then Violently defending it and squealing at strangers about it. His way of thanking the nigger family who saved him is so weird and creepy too “if anyone comes for you, I will come for them”.


Pro tip for any retards or pig men here, Try to leave murderous violent narcissistic fantasies out of your thank you message to families that help you out a little when you are inconvenienced.
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Maybe it’s some sort of 4d thinking on the part of the piggy?

He plants the gun he used to murder Tramell and the bike used to escape from the scene in this black family’s shed, tips off the law from a payphone, then when the police come to investigate, Patrick helpfully steps in to escalate the situation by accusing the officers of harassment and profiling.

This way he can frame them for the murder while looking like he is bravely standing up against institutional racism.
 
NaggotFigger dijo:
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Chad Boomer Steve with the simple drive-by "lol" and he gets not one but two oinks. NOHOOO CHILD, SHHHH, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
Sometimes it's just the simple pleasures in life.

Of course I had to take a few minutes to look up that guy's profile. From what I can see, Steve:
- is still married to his first, perfectly fine wife
- once gently opined that the panic over Covid-19 was perhaps blown a bit out of proportion
- has three non-abandoned sons who are athletic and collegiate
This guy may as well be Tomlinson kryptonite
 
RollingRock2 dijo:
Give Sunday driver Pork Squeeler some slack. He only ever drives 5 minutes to the bar and back. Cars simply aren't his forte. That's why his poor Rustang's rusty mufflers rusted out.
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Him saying that rust underneath was normal and that he didn't need to do anything about it sealed the "car illiterate" deal for me. In Norway (similar climate) I don't think you can even pass a vehicle inspection without painting some type of protective treatment over a rusted undercarriage. And why wouldn't you? It reduces corrosion for very little cost. Fatrick could even grease it with some discarded fat from his basement meat-grinding operations if he's short on cash.
 
AnOminous dijo:
He is very eager to take Negro penises in his butthole and he realized that public transportation provides an ample opportunity for this experience.
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Come to think about it, I don't think Fatrick can waddle far enough to get to the bus stop.
 
This is just unpleasant.

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RollingRock2 dijo:
Give Sunday driver Pork Squeeler some slack. He only ever drives 5 minutes to the bar and back. Cars simply aren't his forte. That's why his poor Rustang's rusty mufflers rusted out.
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I loved his car blog post about him fucking up the rustang while speeding through a Target parking lot.

I'm honestly amazed he hasn't hit someone the way he apparently drives.
 
FinnSven dijo:
Maybe he has but just got away with it.

I can imagine him doing a hit and run but not looking back.
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I fully admit, I used to be an idiot in a car, doing doughnuts in the snow...back when I was 18.

I can't fathom driving in a crowed parking like at such a high speed that your car ends up on a fucking tow truck.

This clown is in his mid 40's, still acting like a teenager. A really obese and sweaty teenager.
 
femoralcanal dijo:
My man, please archive this musical magnum opus here directly as well.

I'm sure some will disagree, but to me this song could even be a great addition to the OP because it really captures the spirit of these last few years of Patposting.

Incredible. Pepperonis off to you, good sir.
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NaggotFigger beat me to the archive, but I can share a few alt-versions. One of the fun things about song-AIs is that they know a ton of languages and can interpolate to old languages and rare dialects to some degree. The main song is in Early Modern English, but I also made a few Middle English versions. They don't suit Pat quite so well though.

Original "Black Opera":

"Dark Cabaret/Avant Garde Metal":

"Gothic Death Metal":


Middle English Versions:

"Black Metal":

Screechier "Black Metal":
 
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