Steakhouses are peak boomer - Steakhouses must be destroyed

because apparently putting a little char on meat is too complicated and difficult for some reason.
You can put char on meat without ruining it by cooking it to well done. Get the pan super hot, put some butter in it, and sear the outside of the steak in the butter. Then switch it to pan that isnt as hot and put it in the oven for a bit to finish it. Not my preferred method, but an effective one if you really want that char on it. I'd rather pan cook it at a lower temperature to saturate the side and edges in butter while the center gets cooked to a pleasant pink. You don't get the char but you do get more flavor that way.

I know @Preacher ✝ outed himself as a Boomer, but Ruth Chris is the example where I just get pissed at the price.
When were you last at one? I ask because I haven't been to a Ruth's Chris in over a decade and a half, so it's entirely possible that their quality has slipped in that time. I've seen it happen to another famous steakhouse I used to like, Don Shula's. The first time I went to a Shula's it was some of the best steak I'd ever had, but some years later when I got the chance to go again it was disappointing.

So I guess the real lesson is, just order everything Medium Rare.
Exactly!

Love me some Texas Roadhouse.
I do not understand the appeal of Texas Roadhouse. The steaks are no better than a place like Longhorn, but they lack the signature peppering that makes Longhorn worth going to. Plus the sides at Longhorn are significantly better than the sides at Roadhouse.
 
Just cook your own steak it's not hard.

You can legit taste suffering (stress)* so if I want a steak I pay a little extra for a cow that was raised free range down the road in a beautiful pasture etc. And then put it in the oven and throw it on the grill for a quick reverse sear.

A steakhouse can't cook it exactly the way I like it better than I can so why would I pay a premium for it.

*may be psychological but who cares. Fuck factory farms animals don't need to suffer to be food.
 
I do not understand the appeal of Texas Roadhouse. The steaks are no better than a place like Longhorn, but they lack the signature peppering that makes Longhorn worth going to. Plus the sides at Longhorn are significantly better than the sides at Roadhouse.
It's decent, but I only ever go to one location in West Virginia because I usually get gift cards at work Christmas and awards events and the location is right by the hotel I stop overnight at when driving to Ohio for 4th of July
 
I get not going to Outback or whatever the fuck rinky dink corpo joint. I get saying Ruths Chris is overrated.

But...I like old fashion restaurants that "do it right". I don't go to slophouses. I don't like chain fast casual sit down places unless its take out. Fine dining is the last vestige of white culture and careful effort. I like insane chefs that over do it because theyre in the kitchen snorting coke and tweaking the special that day because they found a really good yuzu supplier. I like the mashed potatoes that taste fluffy because a guy is whipping them super hard, and the blanched green beans are finished in a rosemary/thyme infused butter so they have a proper crunch. I like my warm moist towel and lemon slice to start, and a proper mixed drink. I like it when the bread is fresh and the butter is readily spreadable. I like it when the steak is good enough that it doesn't need sauce. I like it when the salad has the special champagne vinaigrette, with the candied walnuts and fresh fruit.

And im glad the peasants in this thread are at home pretending they're as good as michelin star chefs so my warm chocolate souffle experience isn't ruined.

check please!
 
It’s a very autistic thing, but it’s a mixture of both. The chains I’ve been to are just mediocre. The local ones are just depressing. Just no up keep and the food is terrible. They are effectively the same.

I know @Preacher ✝ outed himself as a Boomer, but Ruth Chris is the example where I just get pissed at the price. It’s not worth it. It’s not me being stingy, but the value does not meet the price. I’ve been to cheaper restaurants that are a better value in terms of ambiance, food, and drink.
I'm not sure if they've changed since getting bought by Darden Restaurants in 2023 but I have heard excellent things about Ruth's Chris Steak House, yeah they're expensive but it's some of the best steak you can get. But...that was years ago and I'm not sure if that still holds true.

[Ruth's Chris is] a mall steakhouse.
What? Listen, I've researched a lot of malls and I don't remember Ruth's Chris even in the outlots. Around here the ones that had interior entrances were something like Casa Olé (a regional Tex-Mex restaurant), Luby's Cafeteria or Piccadilly Cafeteria (one or the other, almost never both), and usually something alcohol-oriented. Around here it was Chelsea Street Pub (had locations from New Mexico to Tennessee at its peak), but its role could be filled by Bennigan's, TGI Friday's, or any number of other smaller regional chains.

That being said, "steakhouses are boomer restaurants" isn't an entirely incorrect one as they have tended to fall out of fashion (especially with big, empty dining rooms) but they're great when well-executed and as a whole a better ambiance than the modern restaurants that stick a television in every corner.
 
Funny OP but I'll have to disagree with you. It's buffet chains that are peak boomer.
I'll do you guys one better. Steakhouses with buffets are the most boomer type of restaurant. Im talking restaurants like western sizzlin, hoss's steak and seahouse, bonanza steakhouse, and defunct ones like Ryan's steakhouse or Texas steakhouse and saloon (not to be confused with Texas roadhouse)
They're definitely old school and some are more of a regional thing like hoss's or bonanza.

And I have been to some of these that are listed (western sizzlin, Ryan's, Texas steakhouse, and hoss's) and they all have a vintage vibe, hoss's especially as the interiors try and pull a cracker barrel and put a bunch of old signs and old things up on the walls. As for food it's all mid, from the steaks to their buffets when it comes to these hybrid steak buffet restaurants.

And most of these restaurants are ran by the boomers, on Wednesday I was at a stop light and saw the western sizzlin parking lot completely full of the elderly. And prices for these restaurants are in-between cheap and expensive. And its not only elderly people who like these restaurants, most times if I don't see elderly people at these places its full of black people who are only at the buffet section getting the fried chicken, the greens, etc.
 
I don't go to Steakhouses because I've never been to a steakhouse that didn't fuck up my steak.
I don't know if any of you need to read this, but I want to tell everyone who will listen:
WELL DONE DOES NOT MEAN BURNT OR BONE DRY. IF YOU CANNOT COOK A WELL DONE STEAK WITHOUT FUCKING IT UP DO NOT TRY.
Just so you're aware, if you go to any restaurant anywhere and order a well-done steak, you're getting the grossest, slimiest, possibly turning green piece of beef that's in the kitchen. I do know exactly what you mean about a well-done being cooked properly, take it to medium well and pull it about one minute after that, and carryover heat will get you a steak that's brown all the way through but still has a touch of residual juiciness and flavor.

That being said, most people who order a well-done steak don't want that, they want shoe leather, completely dry without any moisture at all, and then they'll dip their dried out, overcooked piece of beef in A1 or, God forbid, ketchup. Since they aren't going to notice the quality (or lack thereof) of the beef itself, they get the steak that should have been thrown out two days ago. This has been the rule in every kitchen I have ever worked in, both chain places and so-called "high-end" restaurants. It's very rare that someone who orders a well-done will send it back for being overcooked in any case, so while whoever running the grill or salamander is focusing on pulling steaks to temp, your well-done is sitting there getting cooked to death.

Anyway, I grew up wondering why in the world anyone would ever want to spend actual money on steak, because I thought it was the most overrated food in existence. Both of my retard parents wouldn't touch any meat that had any color in it other than brown, which is of course what they fed their kids also. It wasn't until I was 18 and in college that I mentioned that I thought steak was terrible, and a friend asked me if I'd ever eaten one medium rare. I finally tried a steak that wasn't cooked to death and found out that steak is indeed delicious.
 
the wife and I go to texaslonghournse because prime rib is a hassle to make
outback has good fried onions and not much else

but yeah fuck steakhouses like "here's a ribeye, that'll be a hundred bucks"
 
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I am mad that I cannot find a "high class" restaurant. It's all steakhouses.
 
There's a steakhouse by my old place that singlehandedly became the town's doomed commercial district for this reason. It changed hands between ZIP code midwestern chains once every 2 1/2 years once the last one goes out of business and has never been able to turn a profit because it feels like sitting down in a casino lounge complete with yellow painted walls that look horrible and nicotine-stained even though that's actually their color and the lighting makes it look that way.
 
Just so you're aware, if you go to any restaurant anywhere and order a well-done steak, you're getting the grossest, slimiest, possibly turning green piece of beef that's in the kitchen. I do know exactly what you mean about a well-done being cooked properly, take it to medium well and pull it about one minute after that, and carryover heat will get you a steak that's brown all the way through but still has a touch of residual juiciness and flavor.

That being said, most people who order a well-done steak don't want that, they want shoe leather, completely dry without any moisture at all, and then they'll dip their dried out, overcooked piece of beef in A1 or, God forbid, ketchup. Since they aren't going to notice the quality (or lack thereof) of the beef itself, they get the steak that should have been thrown out two days ago. This has been the rule in every kitchen I have ever worked in, both chain places and so-called "high-end" restaurants. It's very rare that someone who orders a well-done will send it back for being overcooked in any case, so while whoever running the grill or salamander is focusing on pulling steaks to temp, your well-done is sitting there getting cooked to death.

Anyway, I grew up wondering why in the world anyone would ever want to spend actual money on steak, because I thought it was the most overrated food in existence. Both of my retard parents wouldn't touch any meat that had any color in it other than brown, which is of course what they fed their kids also. It wasn't until I was 18 and in college that I mentioned that I thought steak was terrible, and a friend asked me if I'd ever eaten one medium rare. I finally tried a steak that wasn't cooked to death and found out that steak is indeed delicious.
My dad is the same way with his steak. He doesn't like any juice on his steak, he will cook it dry then say "That's what Heinz 57 is for!" but then in the same breath say something like "if you have to put cream or milk in your coffee, then you don't like coffee"
It always pissed him off when I told him that if he needs steak sauce for his steak then he doesn't like steak lmao. But growing up was similar with the over cooked steak, so basically what I do if I accidentally go to far when I make steaks is all I'll cut them into strips, pepper them up, and put them in the fridge and just treat it like a jerky snack for the next couple days.
 
My dad is the same way with his steak. He doesn't like any juice on his steak, he will cook it dry then say "That's what Heinz 57 is for!" but then in the same breath say something like "if you have to put cream or milk in your coffee, then you don't like coffee"
I don't really give people shit for their tastes in food. I just hate hearing that from boomers because they always stick to whatever brand their parent chose back in the day and refuse to swap from it. Even if its the cheapest stuff that they'll in jest call a 'cup of mud' or something akin to it. If you think the coffee sucks why not branch out to something else?

There's so much out there you can try out that isn't going to set your wallet back or require you to go to some sort of specialty store.
 
I don't go to Steakhouses because I've never been to a steakhouse that didn't fuck up my steak.
I don't know if any of you need to read this, but I want to tell everyone who will listen:
WELL DONE DOES NOT MEAN BURNT OR BONE DRY. IF YOU CANNOT COOK A WELL DONE STEAK WITHOUT FUCKING IT UP DO NOT TRY.
I click on the thread, read the OP, expect to find people discussing steaks and then this post complaining about being served boot leather after asking for a steak to be annihilated into leather at a restaurant. What the fuck even.

That is correct

Again, because YOU don't know how to do it well done doesn't mean others don't. There's a line between well done and burnt. Most can't toe it without fucking it up because they've been told "Well done = burnt" because apparently putting a little char on meat is too complicated and difficult for some reason.
Well done doesn't have anything to do with "burnt", and most places won't even serve it burnt. It's just fucking overcooked because you asked them to overcook it.

Back to the actual topic...

Most steakhouses are just shitty chains, and you'll get the service you can expect from a shitty chain. There are some good steakhouses that exist, and they're going to be expensive because they can price their shit that way due to the quality of cuts, people knowing how to cook a steak(and order one), as well as an atmosphere that isn't just a couple steps above a Denny's with screaming patrons, kids throwing tantrums, etc. As stereotypical as it is to point at the scene from that HBO mafia show with the guy needing to be told to take his hat off, a good steakhouse is a place where you don't need to be told to take your hat off.
 
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