Introduction: Ian promises us that this episode of 90 Day Fiance is not about polyamory. This would later prove to be completely wrong as one of the couples is in a polycule.
"Never tell your straight partner that you're bisexual." - Anisa Jomha.
Anisa cringes at the thought of being a mother.
Ian crashes out over that guy who brought up that Reality TV being fake a bunch of streams ago. Some chatter admits that they are in the "throuple." Anisa says that the woman in the video should do OnlyFans.
Anisa and her husband talk about the intricacies of farting in the polycule.
Ian talks about him and Anisa talking about watching a "swingers cruise" video. Anisa says she "doesn't hate polyamory" and that its fine "if that's what you're into."
There's some Turkish guy in 90 Day Fiance. Anisa has to talk about if the Turkish guy's tattoos are worrisome or not. Someone in chat asks if that's Hasan Piker and Anisa bursts out laughing.
I clipped the part about Hasan separately as well.
Anisa has an "Alzheimers moment" (Ian's words, not mine).
Anisa sees an Iranian man shirtless and her and her husband immediately soy out.
Anisa and her husband crash out over the woman in the show not being able to draw men. Anisa calls the Iranian man from earlier "tight."
Anisa and her husband find it difficult to have empathy for a guy with cancer because he's a racist. Anisa of course has to mention Charlie Kirk again for some reason.
Anisa says she was raised Sunni and talks about the Mahdi in Islam, mispronouncing "messianic."
Anisa gives us her guide on how to be a gold digger and find a guy with money who doesn't know what to do with it.
"Nobody wants to come to the US for a green card." - Anisa Jomha
Anisa states that it shouldn't be the daughter of the father in the show's business that her father is spending a bunch of money on a clear gold-digger. Ian comes in with the brilliant take that the daughter wants to have some money left for when her father's gone, but he sees this as a bad thing.
Anisa believes the gold digger stuff is just a hecking racism.
I'll let this one speak for itself.
"There's nothing hotter than two lesbians that smoke weed together." - Anisa Jomha
Is this what she did with Denims? Ian thinks "two gay guys ripping a bong" is hot. They then start talking about whippets and other drugs or something.
Absolute redditor DRUMPF cringe.
Anisa continues sperging out about the idea of two lesbians smoking weed. It's such a specific thing she's obsessed about.
Anisa says she's paranoid about taking care of a snake and then says she "can't imagine" having a child who needs more than just water.
Anisa then says she wants to have a child, but that it is difficult to think about.
Anisa thinks a prenup is a hurtful thing.
Anisa says "god" sent the father (the guy with cancer by the way) his daughter marrying an Iranian so they can punish him for his racism, and that this is "the only solace she has in all of this." What a ridiculous statement.
Anisa is so obsessed with racism that she hallucinates it.
Anisa says Americans in the South control their women just as much as Muslims do in the Middle East.
Anisa and Ian make fun of a guy with cancer, then Anisa says "Islamophobic ghouls" are "afraid and propagandized."