Apologies for replying to last week's news, but FUCK THIS FAGGOT for shitting on Atomic Shrimp. Ian wishes he had the brain capacity to have many different interests and be able to make entertaining videos with all of them like that nice British bloke. He tried doing the arts and crafts shit and FAILED! He is now too brain damaged to bother doing anything creative.
Meanwhile Atomic Shrimp absolutely MOGS by being able to do just about every craft ever, cooking up crazy shit with whatever he finds for a dollar at the grocery store and combines it with something he foraged, he tricks scammers, he takes nice long walks across the British country side. You can't hate him. Simple as. But Simple Ian loves to find new ways to make himself come off as severely unlikable. What's next? Seething about Townsends? What a WEIRDO.