💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[HerbertWest]

@Leo Frank and @Bulgarian Lives Matter thanks for your service.

And @anisa_jomha_reciepts and @JelloJerk too
Let’s not forget the alogs of past.
Semper Fi.

 

[Digital Thunder]

I waited to drop this bomb shell but @Leo Frank is busy and is no longer dedicated to being Anisa's a-log. Someone else will have to keep track of the Bog if they so choose. Big ups to @Bulgarian Lives Matter you are now the top Anisa a-log.

The A-Log burnout rate of this thread needs to be studied. We’re losing even more?

 

[beautiful person]

It's The Undertaker. I assume it's intended to be a reference to when the Undertaker told Chris Benoit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YjvNTT87OCk Of course, in the context of the game Undertaker was talking about Chris Benoit being destroyed in the ring, but it ended up being prescient when Benoit murdered his family and then himself due to the brain damage he suffered in the ring.

I'm pretty sure it's just a reference to Ian rolling his eyes to the back of his head in a CTE fit and Undertaker rolling his eyes to the back of his head as part of his gimmick.

 

[Bulgarian Lives Matter]

@Bulgarian Lives Matter 's clips from 7th Dec show a sub count of around 730. Today, his sub count was at 702. Minutes later, I checked again, and it's at 690 LOL.

3 minutes later...

However, this still doesn't match up with the various Twitch stat tracker sites. I am aware that these sites aren't very accurate, but I still prefer to trust them over anything Ian says. It's looking tough - sub 500 incoming soon. A man cannot live on Pubert and Han subscriptions alone.

Twitch has their own tracker for the subs on the Twitch channels themselves. Ian's "Denny's Patrons" counter is 100 Twitch subs higher than it actually is, and it has been that way for quite some time now. This is what it currently is:

 

[Mac Monster]

Also, Anisa is now working on a "reptile background, she's uh... fuggin'... drawin it up. Looks fuggin' cool". Your guess is as good as mine. Apparently, snakes are known to inhabit medieval castles or some shit.

Between the stupid climbing wall and now this, Anus really is treating Bigjew as a substitute for a child. She's doing all this pointless bullshit for an animal that at the end of the day is just content to stay huddled in his hole.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

/Rekieta bodycam footage drops next week/
oops

Some boring footage of cops going around a boring drug addict’s house that happened last year isn’t going to make him lolcow of the year, especially since he’s done absolutely nothing this year.

 

[Metatron]

Mr. Johma definitely levels dex

Dex is better than big old bonk. Dex > sex.
Faith-Dex is real shit.

On-topic, I would actually donate 10 bucks to see the Raped play any Souls game on stream. I am serious. 10 bucks to help him get his electric socks to keep his feet (or his inert pp) warm during the hellish Canadian winter.

It would be painfully funny to see how slow his reflexes are and his overall retardation when it comes to gaming.

10 whole bucks, Ian. I'll save your Christmas.

 

[scumfuck]

during the hellish Canadian winter.

It's about to the point where the highs are in the negatives.

SUFFAH Ian

 

[TokiBun]

The A-Log burnout rate of this thread needs to be studied. We’re losing even more?

I mean I should take up doing some a-logging considering all the clout Leo has gotten me I'm just a lazy POS. Genuinely I have no idea if they've released another Bog and none of us know.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Dex is better than big old bonk. Dex > sex.
Faith-Dex is real shit.

On-topic, I would actually donate 10 bucks to see the Raped play any Souls game on stream. I am serious. 10 bucks to help him get his electric socks to keep his feet (or his inert pp) warm during the hellish Canadian winter.

It would be painfully funny to see how slow his reflexes are and his overall retardation when it comes to gaming.

10 whole bucks, Ian. I'll save your Christmas.

Especially bloodborne, because it's so feminine. All the youtubers say so.

and it's fast

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

These retards better be working on something truly hilarious like Content Cop - Caleb Hammer that will surely not backfire at all. Did he ever even get a single character to 60 in hardcore? Probably just lying around watching Anisa flick her bean to Hasan all day. He's boring! She's busted!

 

[Billy Bong]

It's about to the point where the highs are in the negatives.
Ver archivo adjunto 8268196
SUFFAH Ian

Fahrenheit and Celsius meet at Minus 40. After Edmonton reaches that point, Ian won't have to worry about metric conversion
No worries, it will all be over for a few months around the middle of April or May, enjoy it bud!

 

[Mgs2 gamefaqs guide]

Five tier 3 subs? I guess I'm shocked you can just guilt people into spending 300% more per month on you. That's more than a couple hours worth of work so those people.

Fills me with an unknown sadness some people are so easy to manipulate.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Also, Anisa is now working on a "reptile background, she's uh... fuggin'... drawin it up. Looks fuggin' cool". Your guess is as good as mine. Apparently, snakes are known to inhabit medieval castles or some shit.

I wish she'd put this much effort into her dying cancer dog. Fiona deserves so much better

Five tier 3 subs? I guess I'm shocked you can just guilt people into spending 300% more per month on you. That's more than a couple hours worth of work so those people.

Fills me with an unknown sadness some people are so easy to manipulate.

bets on those t3 subs being his mods. Imagine PAYING to moderate.

 

[Noble Redditor]

This is the slowest that the thread has been for the entire year. Until now it has been constantly active with new material and pretty large spikes in activity at least once a month. Unfortunately for the time being it seems as though the milk has run dry. Ian has somehow managed to have the most boring podcast in history. A compilation highlighting the absolute best all time greatest moments would still be unwatchably boring and I feel sorry for the editor just thinking about it.

Idubbz and his boss don't deserve to be crowned Lolcow of the Year because they're the most exciting. They deserve it because they're the most consistent. He's fallen off so far in such a short amount of time but will somehow keep plummeting. His content is the most boring videos ever created but his next video will be even worse somehow. His moderators bounce around the idea of bringing his streams to YouTube but are worried about containing the trolls. It isn't a question of if his chats will be overrun by trolls - the question is are there enough moderators in the world to handle it? The answer is no, because every time he looks into the camera, any sentence he types, he alienates even more of his constantly shrinking fan base. He is unliked by every demographic on this earth unanimously and the same can be said about his wife and then multipled by a hundred. They are, without question, Lolcow of the Year.

Sometimes I wonder how bad life can be. I think about a pedophile who just got raped in prison and had his head kicked in by the inmates and the guards simultaneously. When he goes to sleep at night, he is comforted by the fact that at least he isn't married to Anus Jomha.

 

[Surfin Terf]

bets on those t3 subs being his mods. Imagine PAYING to moderate.

"She does it for free!" said the troll.
Hannah, offended, replies, "I don't do it for free! I do it for $30."
"Oh wow, they're paying you $30 a stream? But you do such a shit job."
"Wrong again, hater. I pay them $30 a month," she smugly retorts

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

This is a W.I.P (Dont expect something good when I'm done):
(iDubbbzTV) - The Best Day Ever(WIP)-1.mp4

Here's more:

0:39

(Next time, I'll post the completed version)

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Here's more:
(iDubbbzTV) - The Best Day Ever(2)-1.mp4
(Next time, I'll post the completed version)

They all should be in a Porsche like the one Hasan drives (he specifically drives a Taycan but they don't make any convertible versions of that so use a 911)
Also, you should consider replacing Frogan with someone else, the idea of her fitting into a vehicle that's not a semi is very unrealistic, even in a dream.

 

[Crex Crex]

That "reptile background" looks like what I drew in high school technical design class.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

murder suicide coin just fucking skyrocketed

Add the Jeffrey Dahmer arc a/k/a: the gay rapist cannibal arc to the pile along the other possible arcs...