💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[PuffyPopcorn]

Melton and Nick are mad because judge told the 3 of them to work it out and Melton/Nick just don't understand why Aaron doesn't agree to get rid of the restraining order. Complete mystery to those intellectual giants.

This it the most fun part of the TRO.
Both Nick and Melton fucked themselves over by refusing the offer of "Lets just not talk about each other ever again". By refusing this they have messed up their planned counter TRO against Aaron if Aaron looses. I assume Aaron can just say "I basically offered this and they declined" making their TRO case dead on arrival.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Why can't Nick quit Kurt?
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I want to know the terms of probation regarding alcohol. He can certainly cook with it. But can he have wine in the house? Firearms were an explicit "no." Even if they were Kayla's firearms, he's not allowed to be in the house if there are guns. I'd love to see him learn the terms of probation through violations because the "lawyer" didn't read the terms..

There's still nothing on the Stearns County Court weekly calendar. I'm getting no hits for "73-CV-25-5379" (Nick HRO), "73-CV-25-5504" (Melton HRO) nor parties with surname "Imholte".

Try searching by attorney. Sometimes they hide cases when searching by party if it's not final. Search by their attorney though and they show up. This is how some of the family court stuff shows up.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I NEED him to forget to turn off the pedotips for this stream. I NEED to see Our Whore get live fanmail.
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He puts on slow-mode until he switches to Member-Only status, so his ego preservation might screen him.

I managed not to get kicked out of the stream when he switched to members only. He's enjoying the show, people are gifting memberships a lot and his chat is giving him compliments on his looks and his "sobriety". He really loves losing his mind at Kurt. It’s a perfect little hugbox for him now. It looks like he enjoys having the power to pile on someone with his chat the same way we pile on him here.

He's in a really good mood, swaying and singing along.

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ETA:

he screamed at Kurt so much he got red in the face
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A few other notes:

- He got over 200 YT memberships (most gifted) that have a floor of $2 USD per.
- He told a story of his daughter telling him that people talk about how interesting he is. Nick took it as a compliment.
- He invoked 'heat capacity', 'residual heat', and 'thermodynamics' in his critique of Kurt's cooking. He uses big words and jargon to try to con others into extending more credit to his credentials that he possesses,

 

[Sneed Force One]

- He invoked 'heat capacity', 'residual heat', and 'thermodynamics' in his critique of Kurt's cooking. He uses big words and jargon to try to con others into extending more credit to his credentials that he possesses,

Incoming "Food is the application of biological material science, acktually." segment, and that he knows the chemical makeup of the perfect "umami" dish.
Pretentious fucking faggot.

 

[DemsBNutz]

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Either matt call me!!! There now all the bases are covered.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Incoming "Food is the application of biological material science, acktually." segment, and that he knows the chemical makeup of the perfect "umami" dish.
Pretentious fucking faggot.

He may look like Alton Brown, but Crackets certainly can't cook like him.

 

[StarTrak]

So what then was the final straw with April? Did she feel like she was being replaced? Ignored?

Kayla gave Nick an ultimatum, divorce or April.

In a performative, bi-curious sort of way to please her husband? Or maybe just because she's allegedly unable to maintain female friendships?

It wasn't performative, it's genuine.

 

[Potatoherder]

Kayla gave Nick an ultimatum, divorce or April.

I am failing to see why he would pick Kayla. Any indications his trust fund has a morality cause that he can't get divorced? Would all the money just skip Nick and go to the kids? From the way he acts Nick actually loves April as opposed to being in love with the idea of Kayla.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Nick picked Kayla over April because he's lazy. He's have to actually DO something to pick April.

 

[TexOffender]

Kayla gave Nick an ultimatum, divorce or April.

It wasn't performative, it's genuine.

So did Kayla and Nick try and steal April and keep her as a third, and unexpectedly Nick prefer her over Kayla?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Could you imagine the timeline we'd be in if he picked Whore #2 instead of Whore #1?
Divorce-raped, childless, with an impatient brat cokefiend? I think he would've crashed out by early January 2025 and be re-arrested.

 

[Potatoherder]

Could you imagine the timeline we'd be in if he picked Whore #2 instead of Whore #1?
Divorce-raped, childless, with an impatient brat cokefiend? I think he would've crashed out by early January 2025 and be re-arrested.

But he would be happy. That is what Nick really wants and he clearly isn't happy now.

 

[Soapmore]

So did Kayla and Nick try and steal April and keep her as a third, and unexpectedly Nick prefer her over Kayla?

I think it was all fun until people started getting feelings.

 

[Folgers Can]

[L1] [L2] [L3]

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

 

[Sneed Force One]

POV: A Rekieta child is watching mom being dragged by her ankles into the Balldo Basement to play with Lego

 

[Pentamidine]

I am failing to see why he would pick Kayla. Any indications his trust fund has a morality cause that he can't get divorced? Would all the money just skip Nick and go to the kids? From the way he acts Nick actually loves April as opposed to being in love with the idea of Kayla.

He's cowardly and Kayla wears the pants in the family. Nick can't stand up to her. He can't muster up the courage to tell her he wants a divorce. So, his plan was to just be a shithead and hope that she pulled the trigger instead, but she never did (she wants that Petrofac money) so he's stuck with her.

That's incredibly feminine behavior, btw, to try and get your significant other to break up with you.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick picked Kayla over April because he's lazy. He's have to actually DO something to pick April.

It's a shame we never got to hear Nick complain about how laborious it is driving to his dealer to buy cocaine for April. MUH KEEEEDZ WHOOOORE

 

[Sneed Force One]

The Rekietas are over 30 minutes late as Nick waits for the double-dose of SSRI's to kick in to keep Kayla docile.


Boomer Nick, endlessly criticising Aaron for fucking up his OBS setup, doesn't know how to use it himself.

This is going badly already lmao, one person hasn't thought of Nick in three years, the other is so bored they left.

 

[Folgers Can]

Lady Rackets is joining a Lego stream tonight oh boy

Where was this announced? At the beginning of the stream or (didn't catch it)?

I'd say this confirms she's tagging along, but then again she wasn't assigned #5 so maybe this is just MLS' way of mocking Nichole Rekieta's painted toenails:


[L]


EDIT: OK fine, he clarified over in the redundant chat but the troon joke still would have been funnier:


[L2]

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is now 45 minutes late to a 51 viewer livestream, with the host and panellists all waiting on Kayla's SSRI's to reach full efficacy before she goes on a "Zu…‘ave tried tu keel me!" rant (former) Mrs. Gariépy-style

LMAO