🌟 Internet Famous Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

As a fellow leftist, I'm sure you agree with the statement 'believe all women'.
No stalker. As a leftist, he of course took her statements very seriously. He immediately hired a third party agency to make sure there was no email chain of employees admitting or discussing harassing her. Once this third party company ensured her claims could never be proven, Linus gave himself a pat on the back and gave his team the all clear.

Plus remember, if it was a troon harassing her, it’s his duty as a Canadian to cover all that shit up.
 
Huh, the LTT thread has a shitload of replies, I wonder what the hubbub is about...
*clicks* WHUUUUUT?!
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I've taken the extreme step of joining to let you guys know that the quality of your recent fanfics has really dropped off lately, and frankly, I'm disappointed.

The quoted post is not bad. It's got a couple key elements, like stuff I never said and stuff I never did, but what the fuck is this "I hope he doesn't fuck up his mouth" bullshit? I shouldn't have to tell you guys how to milk lolcows.

The 'edge' that I've come to expect is completely missing. Here are some helpful suggestions:

- "he sound(s) different"? Needs to go much harder at the impact on my appearance and enunciation
- needs something about being cucked by my dom wife
- needs more speculation about my failing business - something about desperation
- complete lack of slurs. You're anonymous and there's no consequences. You know you want to do it.
Bro what happened to cause you to have a tantrum on a fucking KF thread lol, how long have you been reading?
 
Linus, sorry about making fun of your teeth. It is strange you are wearing braces (again) instead of using something like Invisiline if your teeth are screwed up. I'll give you this piece of advice: slow down and don't try and be a massive media empire. You started out as some guy in a spare office showing off new cases and moved on to unique things like the whole house water cooling. I also think your watercooled server using your pool as a heatsink is an interesting idea, it just comes off as crass, half-assed, and out of touch now. There's only so many times I can watch the project devolve with some-sort of disaster that could have been prevented if it was done with more foresight and planning. Suffice to say, you've lost your je ne sais quoi that made the early channel great.
 
It’s pretty ballsy to join the farms just to tell everyone to step up their game, whether that’s stupid or brave depends on how much more dirt is out there. If this is just bait for some “replying to means comments” video I’ll go on record to say Linus is short and I would not have sex with him.
 
It’s pretty ballsy to join the farms just to tell everyone to step up their game, whether that’s stupid or brave depends on how much more dirt is out there. If this is just bait for some “replying to means comments” video I’ll go on record to say Linus is short and I would not have sex with him.
I say both, its funny and kino but gay and pathetic.

And yes, hes gay and I WOULD have sex with him.
 
I've taken the extreme step of joining to let you guys know that the quality of your recent fanfics has really dropped off lately, and frankly, I'm disappointed.

The quoted post is not bad. It's got a couple key elements, like stuff I never said and stuff I never did, but what the fuck is this "I hope he doesn't fuck up his mouth" bullshit? I shouldn't have to tell you guys how to milk lolcows.

The 'edge' that I've come to expect is completely missing. Here are some helpful suggestions:

- "he sound(s) different"? Needs to go much harder at the impact on my appearance and enunciation
- needs something about being cucked by my dom wife
- needs more speculation about my failing business - something about desperation
- complete lack of slurs. You're anonymous and there's no consequences. You know you want to do it.
Fuck off nigger!
 
I've taken the extreme step of joining to let you guys know that the quality of your recent fanfics has really dropped off lately, and frankly, I'm disappointed.

The quoted post is not bad. It's got a couple key elements, like stuff I never said and stuff I never did, but what the fuck is this "I hope he doesn't fuck up his mouth" bullshit? I shouldn't have to tell you guys how to milk lolcows.

The 'edge' that I've come to expect is completely missing. Here are some helpful suggestions:

- "he sound(s) different"? Needs to go much harder at the impact on my appearance and enunciation
- needs something about being cucked by my dom wife
- needs more speculation about my failing business - something about desperation
- complete lack of slurs. You're anonymous and there's no consequences. You know you want to do it.

How do you not even spring for Invisalign as a multi millionaire celebrity? I paid for Invisalign and I'm just a random guy. Like come on seriously...
 
I've taken the extreme step of joining to let you guys know that the quality of your recent fanfics has really dropped off lately, and frankly, I'm disappointed.

The quoted post is not bad. It's got a couple key elements, like stuff I never said and stuff I never did, but what the fuck is this "I hope he doesn't fuck up his mouth" bullshit? I shouldn't have to tell you guys how to milk lolcows.

The 'edge' that I've come to expect is completely missing. Here are some helpful suggestions:

- "he sound(s) different"? Needs to go much harder at the impact on my appearance and enunciation
- needs something about being cucked by my dom wife
- needs more speculation about my failing business - something about desperation
- complete lack of slurs. You're anonymous and there's no consequences. You know you want to do it.
The post that destroyed kiwifarms

Total Linus Victory
 
Couple of things I wanted to point out.
1) The kids seem pretty young, so this does not indicate mental issues even if it's true. Children cannot be diagnosed with psychopathy/sociopathy/etc. and only very rarely, in extreme cases, will you ever see a teenager diagnosed. That's because ALL little kids are basically psychopaths - they literally have not grown the cognitive functions and skills necessary to have empathy and morality until they're older.
2) For the cat, it seems the nanny did it, not any of his kids, unless you have another reciept.
3) I watched the "duck kicking video" and you'd have to either be retarded or have no experience with children to think that's what's going on. He's literally a toddler, toddlers have very poor cognitive and physical/coordination skills and almost no emotional control. He didn't even come close to kicking the duck, it looks like he was aiming at the man's shoe or one of the gravel rocks. He never even looks at the duck - if he was targeting it, he would have watched it waddle away, and if was actually attempting to kick the duck he would have made an effort to chase it or would have had a tantrum when he couldn't. Kids that age also have very exaggerated movements - if he was intentionally trying to kick something, hard, he likely would have unbalanced himself with the force of the kick, but he doesn't even wobble. What this looks like to me is something on the ground caught his attention - a bug, a shadow, a leaf, a shiny rock, a suspicious smudge or stain on the shoe - and he attempted to tap or move it with his foot to check it out. There was no force or speed behind it, he was experimenting with his environment, which is probably why Linus was laughing at it - it's one of those cute things little kids do and watching the steam come out of their ears while they try to make sense of something incredibly mundane is funny.
 
I have no idea what his goal is.
I mean, think about it logically. Linus created an account NOW, when registrations require invite codes, and also went through the trouble of getting verified. And he did all of this just to deboonk a post making fun of his braces, instead of addressing the multitude of pertinent criticism? It simply doesn't add up; he's not retarded enough for this to be his actual reason for coming here, right?

It's obviously a very thinly veiled threat directed at Tranthony.
These faggots on reddit are very close to figuring it out:
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Now, what did eMiLy do to warrant such a treatment, that's still left to be uncovered.

If/ when El Ogro de la Canadias does eventually 41% I wonder if any of the blame for this terrible and avoidable loss of valuable queer life will be placed at Linus' feet, because of his active participation in the tranny death note site.
 
@LinusTech Can you do a PC or GPU giveaway for the Farms?
Oh ohhhh I know!!!! RAM!
DDR5 is expensive right now so it'd be perfect, you can promote the giveaway on youtube too and I guess after the sponsor segment you can say something like:
"Remember guys the kit of 32gb 6000mhz giveaway valued at $5999 USD is still going on, All you need is a kiwifarms account to be eligible to win! Link in the description below!"
 
@LinusTech Can you do a PC or GPU giveaway for the Farms?
Oh ohhhh I know!!!! RAM!
DDR5 is expensive right now so it'd be perfect, you can promote the giveaway on youtube too and I guess after the sponsor segment you can say something like:
"Remember guys the kit of 32gb 6000mhz giveaway valued at $5999 USD is still going on, All you need is a kiwifarms account to be eligible to win! Link in the description below!"

Here's your PC bro

 
Pot meet kettle?
I would say 9/10s of the piratesoftware drama (and ppl actually finding it funny) was the glaring inability of literally one person to take an L.
I don't even know what your point is. The thing I had complained about here is something I found annoying in the piratesoftware thread as well. Might've called it out a few times, even.
That's not pot meeting kettle, that's me walking into the kitchen and telling pot and kettle they're the biggest blackest...
 
This year is rich in lolcows joining their own threads.

I'm wondering if he just wanted to have verified tag and just posted 1 thing to solidify it or he will be regular here and drop "you are guys are crashing out it not funny" post every one a while.

Time will tell but this is just golden.
 
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