🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[an_actual_reptilian]

In other news goddamn some of you people are autistic

Tard.... we're not the ones bottling period blood and wearing a pirate hat here. We're not sniffing old menstrual blood and calling it casting a spell....

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Tard.... we're not the ones bottling period blood and wearing a pirate hat here. We're not sniffing old menstrual blood and calling it casting a spell....

Are wizards just like, fat white women in soul and heart?

 

[Laylithe]

All the people claiming I have issues seem to have many more!

So are you done with Nikki Turkey-bitch and gonna clean your shit up and take Sam back? Or have you moved on to bigger and cheesier holes?

 

[AnOminous]

I feel as though half of the active users in this thread are tarl's weirdo estranged exes, whats the deal with that?

Tarl raped me behind an Arby's in 1992.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Hey Tarl, sorry so many users are being mean to you. Don't pay them any mind; they're probably jealous of you, probably.

Be careful, Styx is a Learned Master of the arcane magicks. He has written many books:



If you tease him, he will come back as StyxHexenhammer666 the White, the Bitchslapper of Arnor

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Tarl raped me behind an Arby's in 1992.

He got me in the bathroom of a Carl's Jr. during the Clinton shutdown.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Are wizards just like, fat white women in soul and heart?

That's his idea of witchcraft?

It's laughable, wait...what did I do to deserve such a dumb 'hex'?

 

[quarter_grifter]

Fuck yourself you retarded bitch either post things of meaning about me or go away. The hell is wrong with you.

You are in every way inferior to Sam, and you are also inferior to me. If you believe otherwise POST YOUR SHIT. Otherwise fuck off, bitch.


I am sure you have found a new dick to suck. Impressive. Why would I care? I never even attempted to contact you for a half decade, I do not care what you do again, why are you obsessed with me and what the Hell is wrong with you?

Post some nudes of me at least, I think you have a couple.

Don't you think this should be in a private chat, lmao

 

[Crackhead of the Rednecks]

I won't mention any names, but I have a hunch that one of the thread posters could be Tarl's father.
He is a Marine veteran after all, and they like to be "in the know."

The idea that he could be potentially involved makes participating here even funnier, to imagine his own father dunking on him.
Some details were mentioned by this user, that only someone who knew him in real life would notice.

Seems on brand for him.

Mention names or shut up. The bullshit "I know something you don't know" shtick is fucking retarded and overdone in this thread. Who do you think his pappy is? Also what the fuck does being a "Marine veteran" have to do with being "in the know"? Jesus Christ just when we thought you couldn't get any more retarded, you post dumb shit like this. No wonder you spread your wretched twat for that Darth Plagueis with down's syndrome looking fuckgoof.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

In other news goddamn some of you people are autistic

Speaking of autistic, did you wear this incredible ensemble while beating your girlfriend senseless in the incredibly humid New Orleans streets? What happened with that?

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

Mention names or shut up. The bullshit "I know something you don't know" shtick is fucking retarded and overdone in this thread. Who do you think his pappy is? Also what the fuck does being a "Marine veteran" have to do with being "in the know"? Jesus Christ just when we thought you couldn't get any more retarded, you post dumb shit like this. No wonder you spread your wretched twat for that Darth Plagueis with down's syndrome looking fuckgoof.

You sound retarded.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Handle me with care, Styx.

 

[Blasterisk]

Mention names or shut up. The bullshit "I know something you don't know" shtick is fucking retarded and overdone in this thread. Who do you think his pappy is? Also what the fuck does being a "Marine veteran" have to do with being "in the know"? Jesus Christ just when we thought you couldn't get any more retarded, you post dumb shit like this. No wonder you spread your wretched twat for that Darth Plagueis with down's syndrome looking fuckgoof.

relax I already got tarl's dad's facedox


this was from a few years ago

 

[AnOminous]

Our circle of protection, blessed by both Ozzy and Cobes from Heaven, will withstand anything this sad pathetic mockery of a wizard can do to us with his gay owl magic.

Because WHITE magic beats BLACK magic every day.

 

[Red Frida]

Rumors of my demise are quite premature. Yours already happened.

He's pat posting! He's childing the stalkers!

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Had no idea this alcoholic wizard fag had his own account on the Farms.

lol.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Use Grok to check the lyrics and you will see what songs they are from. Idiot.


I would not waste a spell on you. I prefer to reserve my usage for things that are meaningful.

Tard, I took you for granted you only did your crap because you found "Christianity is boring", or because you wanted to "shock" "Christians". Well, surprise, you have proven to be an edgy dipshit who does performative crap just to get the attention.

If you really didn't believe in any of this - as LaVeyan Satanism is just Atheism with an edgy name - you wouldn't be wasting your time. This is just sad, man.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

That includes you Sara Lancaster.

The fact that you have a minimum of three BPD whore exes on here baying for your blood (cuz ur a blood wizzerd!) would suggest you have exceptionally poor judgement in women. The fact that you're in here flinging shit with them would suggest they're all right about you and you're just another run of the mill trailer trash serial domestic abuser.

 

[Spodermon]

So…

Hey Tarl, no more spell retraction.
Ver archivo adjunto 8236922

Is this lost media, or did any farmer see what was deleted?

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

The fact that you have a minimum of three BPD whore exes on here baying for your blood (cuz ur a blood wizzerd!) would suggest you have exceptionally poor judgement in women. The fact that you're in here flinging shit with them would suggest they're all right about you and you're just another run of the mill trailer trash serial domestic abuser.

I like razzling Tarl for the New Orleans fiasco, but I actually don’t believe he assaulted anyone. I do agree with this, he just has zero cognition of who he is dating and just takes them as they are, no questions asked. Stop putting your dick in crazy Tarl!