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Who is Skylan's biological father?


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We haven't gotten a good new Sammieverse character in forever (Lawnpuncher and Lispy don't count, at least until they run away from Kim to be gay together). Robin looks like she has potential.

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I hope they all accidentally meet in a Wommart parking lot and someone films it for us.
NGL, this is the only thread where I think an IRL meetup would be hilarious. We could just all rent RVs and park them in the local Wommart parking lot, sharing potluck meals sourced from the store. I bet we could even get Samantha to make an appearance at SammieCon.
 
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First thought: Yeah girl, show off that kid you've got custody of. 1/3 is still a better record than Kim!

Second thought: Good god, why is her torso on backwards??
 
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First thought: Yeah girl, show off that kid you've got custody of. 1/3 is still a better record than Kim!

Second thought: Good god, why is her torso on backwards??

AND her kids apparently go to school. I'm not sure Aidean ever went regularly, anyway.

Bar low. Maybe its the Crimmus Spirit in me but maybe Sammie can change and grow (heehee).
 
Hey where is she taking this pic? Whose bathroom is it? It's got a closet (?) with unhoarded shelves but no doors? The hangers are evenly spaced, there's a perfume collection (?) but also a commercial hand sanitizer on the wall? Did she ask AI to giver her a bathroom selfie background?
 
Hey where is she taking this pic? Whose bathroom is it? It's got a closet (?) with unhoarded shelves but no doors? The hangers are evenly spaced, there's a perfume collection (?) but also a commercial hand sanitizer on the wall? Did she ask AI to giver her a bathroom selfie background?
I don't think that closet has ever had doors on it. Sabrina posts occasional pics from in there too. The hand sanitizer dispenser is likely leftover from when Scott was receiving home hospice care for the cancer that ultimately killed him last year.
 
I don't think that closet has ever had doors on it. Sabrina posts occasional pics from in there too. The hand sanitizer dispenser is likely leftover from when Scott was receiving home hospice care for the cancer that ultimately killed him last year.
Yes its at ma sharts
 
I don't get the fact that they've been "in a relationship" for exactly two days and they're doing the "i love u baby" already. But then again, Kim is already "married" and has been multiple times so what do I know?
 
I don't get the fact that they've been "in a relationship" for exactly two days and they're doing the "i love u baby" already. But then again, Kim is already "married" and has been multiple times so what do I know?
I think it’s because her lizard brain has not capability of understanding that love is not just the tingly crotch feeling.
 
I think it’s because her lizard brain has not capability of understanding that love is not just the tingly crotch feeling.

I wouldn't be so quick to attributes any weird sensations in Kim's crotch to love. Any tingles are much more likely to be STD-related-- or possibly even lice and crabs jumping ship, lest they catch cooties from Kim.
 
With a conception date of August 2nd, that's not Dalton's, I think. Didn't he get out of jail later than that?
She claims that a fellow named Cameron Bridgewater is the father but I think she was faking just trying to trap him. We'll see, now that she's with Dalton, if she continues the ruse.

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