DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Bloodypinky]

I'm gonna go ahead and call it now. Phil will spend over a thousand dollars on himself and not buy a single thing for Kat on black friday.

Never change, Phil.

 

[Elbe]

"Surprise, Baby! You always said you liked my office chair...so here it is! What? No, just run a cloth over it; it'll come out"

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Nothing says "the season of giving" like spending $2,500 on yourself when your wife still hasn't been on a honeymoon.

Uhm, ackshually, you fucking dunce, my wife Khet *points backwards with his thumb* has recently received power wash simulator 2 and if you saw the look on her face while playing that game you'd know that he's perfectly happy and doesn't care about a honey moon.
But no, you're a terminally online mouth drooling morahn getting his talking points from detractor channels, alright? *leans in, manually bans* Get out of here, you stupid trolls. Suck my poo out and tongue punch my fart box *seal laughs, knee slapps*, you're banned, GONE, FOREVER!
Now, guise, support has been pretty slow today, and if we don't reach the goal in the next half hour, I'll have to go downstairs to Khet and let her know that she has to cook tonight, and interrupt her power wash simulator 2 gameplay, okay, sound good?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

You are all dunces! The channel has been saved and everyone likes Phil now. He is "well off" and can afford "designer" (Macy's brands arent designer, phil, you faggot) luxuries now! He could go on vacation if he didnt have a catson that cant be left alone. Morons.


I hope ICS sticks around after being insulted for like a week straight by detractors, Phil, and kick chat. Still propping Phil up by larping as Asmongold fans. Its just insane to even write that out. A grown man, role-playing as a fan of another grown man streamer, exposing himself willingly as a social outcast and loser, while being clowned on by thousands on the internet, still single handedly financing another mentally ill man's life.

I would LiTERaLlY rope.

This sir gold arc has turned out much more entertaining than I thought. Phil is more broken than even I assumed.

 

[strandedcastaway]

So fyi, with all the wwe champions stuff going on, I noticed that Phil currently has no faction, wonder if he got kicked out or left. I really do think he broke his login streak and was booted.
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How long has he been at 2857 days?
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I really think that Phil has been weening himself off of WWE Champions this year (hence the lower spending on it in events), and has moved onto other mobile games.

He hasn't had a faction in years and years because he gets kicked out of them. That's not new.

They went through this on WPIG yesterday. This is an old game and Scopely doesn't bother updating the outward-facing data regularly, but if you dig down into the data, the Downfromtherafters login streak is still going and he's still spending money on Champions.

 

[neger psykolog]

i'd love to see what kind of $20 trinket he gets her for christmas.
"sorry kat, money support is tight this year"

It's already established indirectly but with absolute certainty that Phil continuously pissed away money and didn't spent any money towards her healthcare issues.

That really is the the penultimate seal of the deal. He doesn't make time or financial allowance for anyone, even including his parents.

What a depressing existence.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Phil mentioned getting a 360hz monitor. Prepare for years of smug "you're only seeing 60 fps but I'm seeing 360" brags.

LMAO, MR Ultra settings is not going to get anywhere close to 360fps with a 4070ti.

 

[UncleTusky]

He hasn't had a faction in years and years because he gets kicked out of them. That's not new.

This is not true, he got into Sons of Smackdown a few years ago and bribed/bullied/begged his way into a position where he cannot be removed. Him being factionless started in the last few days.

That said . . .

Scopely doesn't bother updating the outward-facing data regularly,

We have no way of knowing (yet) if he got booted or Scopely's site is just incompetently programmed.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

LMAO, MR Ultra settings is not going to get anywhere close to 360fps with a 4070ti.

yeah but hes a retard who will think he's getting 360 while only actually getting 60 at most

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I don't know what Phil needed to be different. I do believe that he has genuine mental problems and it could be that he is who he is and would've turned out the same way regardless of personal experience.

Sorry for late reply, but there is no way that whatever he did in these 10 years was an act. Look at the way he shoots in CoD or plays Street Fighter or the way he insults viewers. There must be some mental impairment and poor hand-eye coordination involved. Of course there's the usual Narcissism and Sociopathy.

Holy fuck you're right I'm so used to has scamming bullshit it didn't even click. $2,500 USD is enough for a holiday to a lot of poorer touristy places internationally or a really lavish domestic travel, see the grand canyon, yellow stone. What a selfish manchild cunt

I think he is so genuinely insane and paranoid that he fears that if he ever went out of the Condo, people will see him and beat him like what Jaha should do.

 

[W@rui]

The channel has been saved and everyone likes Phil now.

What an incredible bump he got on his views!

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Phil hitting his schizophrenia arc? That shit he said makes the average gypsy look good, he's really transcending "normal" begging here.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

A sad-looking (American) Thanksgiving dinner on a paper plate. I fucking bet most prisoners eat better than this on (American) Thanksgiving.

In TDCJ-ID they definitely do. Two large trays at chow, one to eat in the chow hall and one to take back to the dorm or cell.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil hitting his schizophrenia arc? That shit he said makes the average gypsy look good, he's really transcending "normal" begging here.

Many of his "detractors" and general people, including the side scroller guys have told him to go get therapy/help as it would help him a lot.

Of course the real priority right now isn't to take a break from stupid internet shit and take Khet on a staycation in Seattle for a few days and get some privacy - the priority is to order a bunch of chinese crap from Amazon.

He'll never stop and take a break and spend a bit of money on actually improving his life.

Phil needs an extensive break from his stupid online persona, a bit of therapy and the great outdoors and no phone/online shit for a few weeks - that really isn't that extreme of a suggestion and there are plenty of people who have normal lives and end up burned out from the hustle and bustle of modern life and take a break and turn off their phone.

Phil lives on the internet with an existence that is like the most extreme possible and he's streaming like 5-6 days a week, full time. Nigga needs to go touch grass and stop ordering dumb shit from amazon.

He is so severely mentally gone at this point and has cast away any genuine friend/family that would suggest he take a break. His only social contact is his livestream chat that is filled with people who are either trolls or literally mentally handicapped.

I honestly wonder what the breaking point will be because Phil is really gone mentally and lives in a severe state of delusion and paranoia.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Weekly Money breakdown

https://x.com/JGAnno24/status/1994782153972822284

 

[Power Glove]

Nothing says "the season of giving" like spending $2,500 on yourself when your wife still hasn't been on a honeymoon.

Are you kidding? He cannot go on a vacation. Jasper Kitty would tear the house down, detractors would call in bomb threats on every airport in a 100 mile radius. His autistic dents would be panicking because they can't get their dose of DSP when it was scheduled.

He somehow managed to pull out what I would only describe as pig feed. Apparently Khet "made" that

Another Thanksgiving meal that bitch ruined, thanks honey.

 

[Major]

He somehow managed to pull out what I would only describe as pig feed. Apparently Khet "made" that.

Do note how he autistically separated each ingredient from each other and how the cramberry sauce just sits bit itself on the side of the second plate.

Of course he ended up eating the sauce alone.

Spoiler: WARNING, EXTREMELY GROSS SLOP

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still paper plates, like a child's birthday party

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil Orton

So that would make his robust bride Khet OrTON

This dude has zero thoughts for himself about his setup he is just asking people what to buy and what would work on his soon to be desk and what they would do if they had to watch stream chats and monitor kahntributions.

I don't think I've ever seen a shopaholic who is clearly addicted to spending not know what they want and just crowdsource every decision. He is gonna spend $3k tonight and everything will have been chosen by the dents and larpers in chat besides the fucking Mario Legos.

He is falling for the "Wow I've saved so much according to Amazon due to black friday sales!"

We know the MO is to be able to blame everyone else.

The totals are in:

before taxes, shipping and handling $ 2389,43

Grand total after everything $ 2645,54

Fuck. Just missed that precious $3k goal!

So fyi, with all the wwe champions stuff going on, I noticed that Phil currently has no faction, wonder if he got kicked out or left. I really do think he broke his login streak and was booted.
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How long has he been at 2857 days?
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I really think that Phil has been weening himself off of WWE Champions this year (hence the lower spending on it in events), and has moved onto other mobile games.

I was just on at 1:05pm EST:

Nothing says "the season of giving" like spending $2,500 on yourself when your wife still hasn't been on a honeymoon.

Or even just the zoo.

That's the most fucked up thing of it all, just imagine seeing your spouse bring back home an entire truck worth of furniture and then the next day claim he's too poor to go on vacation with you.

I know Khet isn't really sentient and closer to an amoeba in term of thoughts so she probably won't make the connection.

No why she's not insulted when she sees that tractor trailer back up to the door.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

the fun part about spending 3k on gaming junk is that for that much you could probably afford a long weekend in japan for two. put in a little more and you can make it a whole week. (note this is not accounting for the extra seat that Kat would need to purchase to fit on the plane, nor her increased caloric demands)

 

[Balr0g]

the fun part about spending 3k on gaming junk is that for that much you could probably afford a long weekend in japan for two. put in a little more and you can make it a whole week. (note this is not accounting for the extra seat that Kat would need to purchase to fit on the plane, nor her increased caloric demands)

They can't go to Japan they would harpoon her because they would mistake her for a whale