The Worst TV Shows You've Ever Seen

[Captain Syrup]

Looks like the main character is gonna shapeshift into a male midget if a third season happens somewhere else.

Outside of Charles Dance, Sean Bean, and Lena Headey, every “lead” in GoT turned out to be a cardboard cutout. And they keep showing up.

Remember when Dinklage invented murder robots in Days of Future Past? Half the movie he was actually Jennifer Lawrence, too. Imagine shape-shifting into Peter Dinklage.

 

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The Stepford Wives

That movie was absolutely awful.

Was it satire?
Was it a dark comedy?
Was it a drama?

Who knows! Even worse is they start the movie out by making Nicole's character extremely unsympathetic and yet you're supposed to feel bad for her.

 

[Captain Syrup]

That movie was absolutely awful.

Was it satire?
Was it a dark comedy?
Was it a drama?

Who knows! Even worse is they start the movie out by making Nicole's character extremely unsympathetic and yet you're supposed to feel bad for her.

It’s an ancient movie I never watched, but I have these crystal clear memories of the trailer. And you’re right: it takes a frankly superhuman level of dedication to come off like the bigger asshole when you’re sharing a scene with Matthew Broderick.

I also remember Christopher Walken in there somewhere. And Faith Hill, for reasons unknown. Nothing against Faith Hill, but after being waterboarded by “Breathe” and "How Do I Live" and “This Kiss” for years I avoid anything she's in.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Nothing against Faith Hill, but after being waterboarded by “Breathe” and "How Do I Live" and “This Kiss” for years I avoid anything she's in.

She's a hardcore leftist with either an active self-preservation instinct. Or more likely have a lot of tard wranglers on hand to gagged and bagged her ass before she outs herself as such.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The Stepford Wives
Bewitched
Australia
The Golden Compass
Aquaman 2
Peeing On Zac Efron The Paperboy

Here's three she's great in:

Dead Calm
Margot at the Wedding
Birth

 

[Squanto Airi]

Don't know if Peacemaker is the worst show i've seen but I do think it is the show I hate the most. 3 miserable episodes waiting for a laugh that would never come.

I watched a clip of it, just to give it a chance (had only heard positive reviews of it)

The clip had some fat lady openly lusting after Peacemaker in front of her husband (or bf, forgot which one) as the two were in a hostage situation, and the husband/bf ended up getting killed. In the comments, apparently Peacemaker bangs her later on in the show.

 

[Captain Syrup]

The clip had some fat lady openly lusting after Peacemaker in front of her husband

Hold on, I thought the fat actress was supposed to be playing a gay character. I'm sorry, I cannot keep up with this representation anymore.

I haven’t seen Peacemaker nor do I particularly care to, but I do wonder how much of Hollywood’s collapse is just Gen X taking over. They're still operating on that 80s mindset where “pushing the envelope” means more tits, more gore, more naughty words.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I believe I was at a doctor's office and I saw a full episode of big bang theory, and it was the worst hunk of shit I have ever seen get put to television. I still don't understand how people can watch that show and even chuckle.
How I met your mother is another one. "Neil Patrick Harris is an annoying faggot with 2 gaybys and a husband, so let's put him in a sitcom where he's a suave ladies man who always gets the girl, hahahaha, I'M ALREADY LAUGHING!" said the network executive who greenlit this that needs to be shot for crimes against humanity.

I watched a clip of it, just to give it a chance (had only heard positive reviews of it)

The clip had some fat lady openly lusting after Peacemaker in front of her husband (or bf, forgot which one) as the two were in a hostage situation, and the husband/bf ended up getting killed. In the comments, apparently Peacemaker bangs her later on in the show.

I would rather get a pacemaker put in then watch peacemaker. Watching John Cena fucking bumble his way through 3 seasons of pedo James Gunn's shitty DC universe sounds like the kind of torture we could have used on terrorists.
One thing that I did find really funny about peacemaker though is apparently in the new season they go into an alternate universe where life is completely better than everything in our world, and it's because the nazis took over and only white people live in that universe. So at least they were being truthful.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I believe I was at a doctor's office and I saw a full episode of big bang theory, and it was the worst hunk of shit I have ever seen get put to television. I still don't understand how people can watch that show and even chuckle.

Never watched it but I knew the actors ages so for me it just seemed sad and pathetic "oh there just some quirky-zany nerdy genius geeks in the 20's" nigga gtfo they're all in their mid 40's and that Blossom cunt is like 50, only two types of people who are 45 that unironically wear a Flash shirt and one of those two is autistic to a point they have a handler dress them.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I believe I was at a doctor's office and I saw a full episode of big bang theory, and it was the worst hunk of shit I have ever seen get put to television. I still don't understand how people can watch that show and even chuckle.

Dumb people's ideas of what smart people are like.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Never watched it but I knew the actors ages so for me it just seemed sad and pathetic "oh there just some quirky-zany nerdy genius geeks in the 20's" nigga gtfo they're all in their mid 40's and that Blossom cunt is like 50, only two types of people who are 45 that unironically wear a Flash shirt and one of those two is autistic to a point they have a handler dress them.

The only kind of man who can wear a flash t-shirt and not look like a faggot is anyone who played the flash
Except Ezra Miller, who is a TREMENDOUS pedophile faggot.

Dumb people's ideas of what smart people are like.

Have you ever seen the videos on youtube of that show without a laugh track? It's depressingly shitty. It's seriously just middle aged nerds being gross and mean to each other.
It's actually funny how not funny it is without the laugh track.
I'm not a sitcom hater, either. Married with children and Seinfeld I think are funny ass shows.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

The OA is literally the worst piece of media I've ever consumed, in any format. Just pure fucking dogshit that is so fucking high on its own farts it could probably reach the stratosphere.

 

[Captain Syrup]

that Blossom cunt is like 50, type that unironically wear a Flash shirt

Attention is oxygen and she's huffing it. Either that or she’s still trapped in her Big Bang character. (Did she go method for a sitcom?)

She has same energy as someone who texts “I’m such a chaos gremlin ”

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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Attention is oxygen and she's huffing it. Either that or she’s still trapped in her Big Bang character. (Did she go method for a sitcom?)

She has same energy as someone who texts “I’m such a chaos gremlin ”

Last time I checked she was one of the rotating hosts of Jeopardy but that was a year or so back. I'll follow up on the topic of actress who were waaaaay past their expiration date: Paulie Perette (sp) from NCIS the "I'm the oh so quirky goth girl super genius scientist" her last season on the show was 2019 and she was 51 I'll leave it at that.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Paulie Perette (sp) from NCIS the "I'm the oh so quirky goth girl super genius scientist" her last season on the show was 2019 and she was 51 I'll leave it at that.

These TV cops are basically assembly lines and every one needs a quirky coroner.

You have to grade Abby on a curve. Is she less irritating than Hodges or Hodgins? (No idea which one’s Bones and which one’s CSI, I can never tell them apart.)

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Last time I checked she was one of the rotating hosts of Jeopardy but that was a year or so back

She was on Jeopardy until she decided to boycott or something over the writer’s strike, so they quietly got rid of her.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Stoklasa's taste in movies and shows is pretty bad in general. Every time he mentions something he saw outside of RLM reviews, it's always something shitty and mainstream.

As for me, I'd say it's Sex And The City. I only saw maybe two or three episodes with a friend because we were staying late drinking. We thought "aaahh, what the hell, let's see what the fuss is all about". It was very obviously created by a gay guy - a completely crooked view of male/female relationships that made me facepalm every couple of minutes.

Trust me when I say the TV Land awards parody of SATC starring Beatrice Arthur is basically superior to everything.

Peacemaker apparently made Judomaster a faggot. Just...why?

 

[Stephan Kang]

I would like to nominate a show which has already been justly rated to negative infinity and beyond, but still:

While we all appreciate that it's TV and thus inherently not real, if there ever was a show made my MRA types this would be it.

Kim K as an attorney is to law what stolen valour is to military members. Even Glenn Close, Niecey Nash, and Sarah Paulson can't make this watchable, even though their performances are good.

The ultimate vanity project for ol' Kimmy, but jfc.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

All the seasons of Supernatural after season two were beating to death the same formula "there is a new world threat, there is a new solution to that threat, bros and co spend all the season stopping it" and the further it went the more ridiculous it become. I tried skipping through some episodes from 10+ season and it was like some cheap straight to DVD rip-off with the same acting crew.

That live action TMNT TV series with the female turtle was godawful. Not only they looked like shit, the plots were so childish and stupid that even the 90s cartoon looked like The True Detective compared to it.

After the original run of Spiderman TAS was finished there was a spin-off about that other Spiderman on Antiearth and it sucked ass. I mean, I wasn't following it in the chronological order because kids channel was showing them not in order, but I swear to God that every episode was ending on a cliffhanger. And from what I've heard it ended with "SUDDENLY SUPERMUTANTS APPEAR AND KILL EVERYONE, THE END".

Same with that Mortal Kombat live action series. I expected it to be a loooong tournament, but nope it actually takes place in the very first episode and the rest is just Kung Lao and his Scooby Doo gang fighting another threat from NetherRealm in each episode. AND IT ALSO ENDS WITH "SUPER FIGHTERS APPEAR AND KILL EVERYONE, THE END". What's funny though is that Shao Kahn and Raiden were played by the same actor and he fucking rocked despite the rest of it being garbage.

Gotham. I wasn't even able to finish the first season, it was just fucking awful. And I somehow was able to tolerate the entire first season of Bones.

Luke Cage and Iron Fist. I would've added Jessica Jones, but at least it had David Tennant as Killgrave, otherwise it was just as retarded as Iron Fist and as woke as Luke Cage. Those two were so bad that I skipped Defenders and from I've heard it was a correct decision. No wonder its creator then went to create such diarrhea as Netflix's Witcher. And yes, that show is terrible too. EDIT: Lol, I sperged about those several years ago and Jessica Jones was even worse than I care to remember, added to the pile.

EDIT: And I am going to add Netflix Punisher to the pile. The main actor is good, but damn that show was just an endless drama about fee-fees of some barely related characters. And instead of exploring Castle becoming a vigilante they decided to dig up his dead family and come up with another bad guy who was responsible.

Can anime count? Yes? Ok, then OnePuchMan season 3, it is just... HOW IN THE FUCK THEY GREENLIT THIS?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Gotham. I wasn't even able to finish the first season, it was just fucking awful.

Completely forgot until seeing this post but i've watched every episode of Gotham. Obviously don't remember much but pretty sure they did the Joker origin like 3 times and Gordan got cucked by Jada Pinkett Smith. Only reason I even gave it a shot was Donal Logue but he has appeared in some shit.

Edit:It wasn't Jada Pinkett but Gordans girfriend does ditch him for another woman...maybe