😵‍💫 Skitzocow Mikemikev / Michael Coombs / Twinkle Toes / Velcro Pants - Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly

[FataBataRang]

No, I'm a real Nazi. If you had the guts to talk like that to me in person, which you don't, I would crush you, intellectually or physically.

"Der besondere Pokemon."

By the way, what is a kiltham?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

By the way, what is a kiltham?

Proto-Germanic for child.

 

[fbi nigger]

sound good people.

Lol that pic was taken when he saw online that there's no where in Europe where the age of consent is 15

 

[FataBataRang]

Lol that pic was taken when he saw online that there's no where in Europe where the age of consent is 15

Or when his mom told him to take a time out.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lol that pic was taken when he saw online that there's no where in Europe where the age of consent is 15

Actually, 27 or so are between 14 to 15 years old. Many of them are becoming xenophobic such as Poland who do not want anyone who isn't a Pole in their country.

 

[fbi nigger]

EDIT: @Anonymus Fluhre guess that makes the pic incorrect

Actually, 27 or so are between 14 to 15 years old. Many of them are becoming xenophobic such as Poland who do not want anyone who isn't a Pole in their country.

Would explain why he moved to South Korea

 

[Miss Hortensia]

No, I'm a real Nazi. If you had the guts to talk like that to me in person, which you don't, I would crush you, intellectually or physically.

Als ein echter Nazi solltest du selbstverständlich die deutsche Sprache beherrschen. Komm, zeig's uns, du braunes, kleines Häschen. Versüß uns den Tag.

What the fuck is "der autism reich" supposed to mean? The autistic imperium? That would be "Das autistische Reich". Or the imperium of the autists? "Das Reich der Autisten?" You're not only molesting children but also the German language. Goebbels would be fuckin' proud of you.

 

[Mikemikev]

Als ein echter Nazi solltest du selbstverständlich die deutsche Sprache beherrschen. Komm, zeig's uns, du braunes, kleines Häschen. Versüß uns den Tag.

What the fuck is "der autism reich" supposed to mean? The autistic imperium? That would be "Das autistische Reich". Or the imperium of the autists? "Das Reich der Autisten?" You're not only molesting children but also the German language. Goebbels would be fuckin' proud of you.

What? You want my German bros to look at that?

 

[Miss Hortensia]

If your "german bros" really helped you the last months, they did an incredibly shitty job.

 

[fbi nigger]

@Mikemikev , just a question. Do you hate other races, or just see them as inferior?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Als ein echter Nazi solltest du selbstverständlich die deutsche Sprache beherrschen. Komm, zeig's uns, du braunes, kleines Häschen. Versüß uns den Tag.

What the fuck is "der autism reich" supposed to mean? The autistic imperium? That would be "Das autistische Reich". Or the imperium of the autists? "Das Reich der Autisten?" You're not only molesting children but also the German language. Goebbels would be fuckin' proud of you.

LOL Least I admitted that my German is rusty

What? You want my German bros to look at that?

You mean the speds playing dressup like a bunch of pansies? Also, who are you trying to kid? You have no friends, least any that can speak German.

If you really need to know, he's telling you to learn German you brown bunny.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Mike's avatar has been updated...This is a proud moment.

@Mikemikev!
Now my shitty art will haunt you every time you post here...How does it feel, gobbler?

 

[FataBataRang]

What? You want my German bros to look at that?

I doubt you have bros of any nationality, let alone German ones.

 

[MistressCaridad]

No, I'm a real Nazi. If you had the guts to talk like that to me in person, which you don't, I would crush you, intellectually or physically.

I'm a real Nazi

I'm a real Nazi

Dude, you're a coward. Plain and simple. You wouldn't "crush" anyone in real life, hell, you won't even stand by your beliefs from the comfort of your big blue chair.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Dude, you're a coward. Plain and simple. You wouldn't "crush" anyone in real life, hell, you won't even stand by your beliefs from the comfort of your big blue chair.

Mike's a "real Nazi" in the same way an unpracticed 15 year old scratching a guitar in his garage is a "real rock star". He's trying to create an identity for himself because he thinks he has none otherwise, but fails to understand that what he wants to be is predicated on preparation and accomplishement. Even if we accept that Mike wants to be a Nazi (makes some sense, clearly being despised reinforces his superiority complex, hence his presence here), he fails to realize that it takes more than posting photos online to be a Nazi. The Nazis (and Hitler in particular) had a complex and often contradictory ideology, you could even call it the Sonichu of political theory, and to speak about it intellectually requires sorting out some seriously foreign concepts.

This is why you can't be a Nazi just by saying "Fuck Joos".

 

[FataBataRang]

Actually, he can't be a real Nazi even if he wasn't a deranged idiot mutant freak. The NSDAP is dead, so membership is now impossible.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Actually, he can't be a real Nazi even if he wasn't a deranged idiot mutant freak. The NSDAP is dead, so membership is now impossible.

Well the political party is dead, but he can attempt to adhere to the ideology of Nazism. He will fail at that since he's Welsh.

 

[GethN7]

Mike's avatar has been updated...This is a proud moment.

@Mikemikev!
Now my shitty art will haunt you every time you post here...How does it feel, gobbler?

Don't sell yourself short, Curt. Compared to the level of discourse Mike has displayed, your art is much more cultured, nuanced, and to be frank, amusing.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

Well the political party is dead

Funnily enough we've got the "NPD" (Nationale Partei Deutschlands - National Party of Germany) around, but they're practically dead. They've only a few members - and the half of the bunch is already in prison for child molesting and posession of child pornography (sounds awfully familar, Mike, isn't it so?). Even the Verfassungsschutz (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution) withdrew their spys last year, because our resident nazis (at least those of the NPD) are nothing but lolcows.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Funnily enough we've got the "NPD" (Nationale Partei Deutschlands - National Party of Germany) around, but they're practically dead. They've only a few members - and the half of the bunch is already in prison for child molesting and posession of child pornography (sounds awfully familar, Mike, isn't it so?). Even the Verfassungsschutz (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution) withdrew their spys last year, because our resident nazis (at least those of the NPD) are nothing but lolcows.

That's all Neo-Nazi's are now days. That being said, something really needs to happen in German so that the people can show themselves taking pride in their country without Merkals scowl. I hate how I have be in another country just take pride in my culture. Hell even JFK gave a nice (poorly worded) speech about being German (Well Berlin), why can't we?