💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[There She Glows]

No go over there and have fun because this shit is hilarious.
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Fuckin jannies man. And they do it for fuckin free.

It is crucially important that calling Nick a child abusing cuckold faggot for the 99,578th post proceed uninterrupted by some fun drama between insane ex-locals wine aunts.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

This nigger knows he waged a years long chemical attack on his brain and dropped his IQ by 25 points and instead of warning his audience of that (after telling them drugs are COOL and FUN) he lies about it and blows off the danger and the damage he's done to himself.

Drugs ARE COOL and FUN but that damn government doesn't let me do them! It's all those legal chemicals I inhaled that did the damage!

No go over there and have fun because this shit is hilarious.
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Fuckin jannies man. And they do it for fuckin free.

Seriously. Now I gotta scroll through a different thread I'll never find again to see all the shit I missed yesterday because apparently it was 3 pages worth. Just let people shitpost and call out retards in the thread when things get boring. This gay shit is partly why I gave up looking at the Aaron thread. I guess at least they didn't lock everything down completely and threaten to delete it all because it's too hard to sweep up.

 

[Swole McPole]

Dude. He's an idiot.

Sure. And the extent and depth of his idiocy shouldn't surprise me at this point. We've all watched him systematically dismantle his life in public to gratify his narcissistic impulses.

But every now and then, he still has the capacity to take my breath away with the sheer stupidity of his statements and his behaviour.

No go over there and have fun because this shit is hilarious.

That new thread is shaping up to be all kinds of awesome.

 

[daffodils]

Oh come on, it's impossible that he's this dumb. This sure looks like "jurisdiction":

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In Re Petition for Disciplinary Action Against Jay A. Rosenberg, No. A24-0670 (Minn. March 12, 2025)

Please, Nick, please dig in with this sovcit lunacy all the way to the Supreme Court. At least that way we'd have a public petition and ruling to laugh at instead of the private stipulation that this always could have become.

"Jurisdiction" was my brainfart, he just said "under your rules" (although I don't think it makes a difference here).

Anyway, here's the clip.

L o L -- Kurt tagged Rekieta Law in his video title.

 

[Sneed Force One]

L o L -- Kurt tagged Rekieta Law in his video title.

This is borderline declaring war by Kurt. Addressing his "better" is like a nuclear strike on the Balldo Bunker.
I expect a return salvo of several crybaby bitching segments.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

You ever think our wife invites her paramours to have her on top of the trash piles? You think she has a favorite one that's the most comfortable?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This is borderline declaring war by Kurt. Addressing his "better" is like a nuclear strike on the Balldo Bunker.
I expect a return salvo of several crybaby bitching segments.

Nick's answer will just be really low ball, low effort shots fired at the autistic man such as:
YOU'RE WEIRD
YOU'RE A VIRGIN
YOU HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
YOU'RE AUTISTIC

All Kurt has to do is go, 'Yeah, and you drugged your kid, watch your wife get fucked, then fell in love with the man who did it and are now in a years long spat with him to prove which one of you is dumber and gayer'

And just like that, Kurt would win forever.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

This is borderline declaring war by Kurt. Addressing his "better" is like a nuclear strike on the Balldo Bunker.
I expect a return salvo of several crybaby bitching segments.

This was glorious. Someone in chat I think wanted him to be a little more respectful of Ape, but Kurt was like, nah. She is whore and so is Our Wife and we aren’t pretending otherwise.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

You ever think our wife invites her paramours to have her on top of the trash piles? You think she has a favorite one that's the most comfortable?

I've never given rat reproduction that much thought before, but imagine being a human visiting your new swinger couple's house for the first time. The pungent smell of a musty unclean home. The sour tang from the piles of trash. The scattered belongings and clothing. The "happy room" and the twitchy tween daughter. The mincing oldest son. The hollow eyed other children. And of course the zombie ratwife and the bizarre hunched over faggot Rekieta himself.
Other than clout and drugs I doubt any remotely sane person, even a sex pervert, would go near either of them.
Or maybe I'm just crippled by the Myopia of Being Sexually Normative.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick's answer will just be really low ball, low effort shots fired at the autistic man such as:
YOU'RE WEIRD
YOU'RE A VIRGIN
YOU HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
YOU'RE AUTISTIC

All Kurt has to do is go, 'Yeah, and you drugged your kid, watch your wife get fucked, then fell in love with the man who did it and are now in a years long spat with him to prove which one of you is dumber and gayer'

And just like that, Kurt would win forever.

That is the beauty of it, a single line killshot til the end of time.

YOU'RE WEIRD
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU'RE A VIRGIN
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU'RE AUTISTIC
"Your a child-abusing cuck"

100% success rate, 0.01% effort.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

That is the beauty of it, a single line killshot til the end of time.

YOU'RE WEIRD
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU'RE A VIRGIN
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU'RE AUTISTIC
"Your a child-abusing cuck"

100% success rate, 0.01% effort.

Looking back it is stunning (and brave) how much of the Rekieta fakery relies on appeal to authority fallacy. He constantly wrapped himself in fake authority and credibility such as being a lawyer, having trial experience, being the smartest guy in the room, being a sunday school teacher, all the rest of the false claims of expertise or qualification. And in all respects he is and always was a fucking impostor. Yes, he actually got a law degree (barely) but whenever mommy's money fails to work its magic he is the author of catastrophic failures. He can't even conduct human relationships like a normal adult. A fraud.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

That is the beauty of it, a single line killshot til the end of time.

YOU'RE WEIRD
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU'RE A VIRGIN
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
"Your a child-abusing cuck"
YOU'RE AUTISTIC
"Your a child-abusing cuck"

100% success rate, 0.01% effort.

Nick is the physical manifestation of the 'Don't bully me; I'll cum' meme
But he's also really angry that he'll cum from it, so its like, double the fun.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Nick is the physical manifestation of the 'Don't bully me; I'll cum' meme
But he's also really angry that he'll cum from it, so its like, double the fun.

With his bizarre ugly appearance and constant one armed flailing he really looks like some sort of Muppet made out of bacon and carpet.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Seriously. Now I gotta scroll through a different thread I'll never find again to see all the shit I missed yesterday because apparently it was 3 pages worth. Just let people shitpost and call out retards in the thread when things get boring. This gay shit is partly why I gave up looking at the Aaron thread. I guess at least they didn't lock everything down completely and threaten to delete it all because it's too hard to sweep up.

Mods fucking up something fun and interesting during a time when the thread is slow and boring? Many such cases.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick's answer will just be really low ball, low effort shots fired at the autistic man such as:
YOU'RE WEIRD
YOU'RE A VIRGIN
YOU HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
YOU'RE AUTISTIC

All Kurt has to do is go, 'Yeah, and you drugged your kid, watch your wife get fucked, then fell in love with the man who did it and are now in a years long spat with him to prove which one of you is dumber and gayer'

And just like that, Kurt would win forever.

Shorter way to win forever is "Shut up Coke-head"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Shorter way to win forever is "Shut up Coke-head"

He'd take that as a compliment. Nick has always been proud of the fact that he has a drug problem once it was out in the open.
Nick doesn't know how to get around the 'abused his children, life long cuck, complete faggot' part of the equation.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

He'd take that as a compliment. Nick has always been proud of the fact that he has a drug problem once it was out in the open.
Nick doesn't know how to get around the 'abused his children, life long cuck, complete faggot' part of the equation.

Who cares what Nick takes as a compliment. He is retard who had a chance to live the dream and then shoved it all up his nose instead of being able to enjoy success.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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A more advanced version of this would be a play on the fox, the chicken, and the corn.

Except the Crackwhore, the child, and the coke stash.
Rekieta can only take one with him across the river to the twin cities.
But if he leaves the crackwhore with the coke she'll consume it all.
If he leaves the child with the coke the child may consume it as well.
I don't know any AI things very well, so here's my humble attempt.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Who cares what Nick takes as a compliment. He is retard who had a chance to live the dream and then shoved it all up his nose instead of being able to enjoy success.

I mean, I'm happier seeing him seethe rather than going on 25 minute diatribes about the benefits of drug addiction or how Dr. Cocksuck on Quora says this or that as a cope.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I mean, I'm happier seeing him seethe rather than going on 25 minute diatribes about the benefits of drug addiction or how Dr. Cocksuck on Quora says this or that as a cope.

I would count "Coping about being a coke head and how that is ACTUALLY A GOOD THING" seething.