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literally nobody actually thinks tenochtitlan was a great city
“And when we saw so many cities and towns built in the water, and other great towns on dry land, and that straight and level causeway leading to Mexico, we were amazed, and said that it was like the enchantments they tell of in the legend of Amadís, because of the great towers and cues [temples] and buildings rising from the water, and all built of masonry. And some of our soldiers even asked whether the things we saw were not a dream.”

“When we entered the city of Mexico we were struck by the number and size of the buildings: some of our soldiers asked whether they were built by men, for it seemed to them that they were larger than any buildings they had previously seen.”

“The great market place, twice as large as that of Salamanca, was so crowded with people that we were astounded. There were buyers and sellers of every sort of merchandise… gold, silver, precious stones, featherwork, cloaks, cotton, cacao, pottery, tools… everything one could think of.”

“The great cue [temple] stood on a high terrace and could be seen from far away. The steps were so steep that we were tired before reaching the top… From up there we could see the whole of the city and the lake and all the villages around it, and we were amazed at the sight.”

“It was so wonderful that I do not know how to describe this marvel, nor do I believe its like has ever been seen, nor shall be seen again.”

- Bernal Diaz de Castillo, True History of the Conquest of New Spain

You are a dumb nigger. You will always be a dumb nigger.
 
Wait… so he was raped by aliens, jeets, Jews, those little niggas from Mars Attacks!! And the demons from Hell?

Lol this sandy ass nigga had a hole bigger than the desert.
The funniest part of the story is the fact that he brought his fucking friend to see all this.

It'd be one (also hilarious) thing if Muhammed just went and got his asshole gaped by demons with jeet dicks by himself one night, but no.

He brought one of his friends out into the middle of the desert, in the middle of the night, drew a protection circle around him and told him "Do NOT leave this circle no matter what", then walked 20 feet away and got his asshole reamed by like 100 dudes/demons in a row for the entire night.

Then when the sun started coming up, the demons left, Muhammed's buck-broken ass literally crawls to his horrified friend that watched the whole thing happen and couldn't leave, lays his head in his friends lap, and falls asleep exhausted and in pain.
 
autist moment myself - if you want a weird hobby nahautl is actually surprisingly accessible. it's easier if you speak spanish going in but if you get into it you you'll end up learning spanish anyway. and it opens up insanely cool shit about mexican history and colonialism and if you're forced to deal with libtards allows you to endlessly flex.
Finally, an actual human being
 
Sorry jew but the funniest option always wins and in this house Muhammad got BLACKED by demons. End of the story.
They like to claim that Rachel was 2 years old when Jacob (Jacob, not Joseph, right?) met her to defend Mo marrying Aisha by a malicious misreading of the Old Testament that could only be made in good faith by a retard, so I'm kinda done with good faith interpretations of them.
I do think the Al Zutt thing can reasonably be read as him fucking the men/demons though. Wording all works out, and I've never seen even Muslims point out somewhere the mysterious reading that lets him not have been rode by them is used.
 
“And when we saw so many cities and towns built in the water, and other great towns on dry land, and that straight and level causeway leading to Mexico, we were amazed, and said that it was like the enchantments they tell of in the legend of Amadís, because of the great towers and cues [temples] and buildings rising from the water, and all built of masonry. And some of our soldiers even asked whether the things we saw were not a dream.”

“When we entered the city of Mexico we were struck by the number and size of the buildings: some of our soldiers asked whether they were built by men, for it seemed to them that they were larger than any buildings they had previously seen.”

“The great market place, twice as large as that of Salamanca, was so crowded with people that we were astounded. There were buyers and sellers of every sort of merchandise… gold, silver, precious stones, featherwork, cloaks, cotton, cacao, pottery, tools… everything one could think of.”

“The great cue [temple] stood on a high terrace and could be seen from far away. The steps were so steep that we were tired before reaching the top… From up there we could see the whole of the city and the lake and all the villages around it, and we were amazed at the sight.”

“It was so wonderful that I do not know how to describe this marvel, nor do I believe its like has ever been seen, nor shall be seen again.”

- Bernal Diaz de Castillo, True History of the Conquest of New Spain

You are a dumb nigger. You will always be a dumb nigger.
Yeah I'm pretty sure it wasn't the Aztec masonry, irrigation techniques and shops that spainards and local tribes took issue with. I think the death worship, slave empire and human sacrifice rituals were more the focus.

By all accounts the city was very impressive and beautiful.
 
Clearly the moon demon known as "allah" gave him visions of what in the future would be known as "Anime girls" he was promised a heaven with 72 shondos, tying everything back in a truly islamic way.

Seen multi other images from inside, that's it. Some modern marbled in a cube that hundreds of millions walk in circles around. islam is the biggest joke of of it all. Outside is a meteor rock in a silverish pussy shaped lair.

Older school full vid:


Last pics are from harder to find, I guess, now vid
 
It's not even symmetrical what the fuck
Can't vouch for that first pic, probably some AI gen of it, but the 2nd one is real but now cut up. But yeah, it's kinda lame inside. I think the main 'old' parts are those engravings, all the rest has been redone over and over to modern. If you want to see an old school religious site, go to St Peters in Vatican. Its about the same eras but 100x bigger.
 
Can't vouch for that first pic, probably some AI gen of it, but the 2nd one is real but now cut up. But yeah, it's kinda lame inside. I think the main 'old' parts are those engravings, all the rest has been redone over and over to modern. If you want to see an old school religious site, go to St Peters in Vatican. Its about the same eras but 100x bigger.
Unlike other religions Islam had a phase where it really hated art save for very specific things in their aesthetic since god was offended by the depiction of certain things, i think thats why it looks so bland compared to other holy sites other religions built. One of the things that stuck to me the most about Islam was that drawing humans was forbidden and that in the afterlife allah will punnish the artists by forcing them to create life and of course they would fail because only allah can create and depict life or some gay shit like that, how do you read that and not raise an eyebrow?
 
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