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Should be a wild four years.

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I knew Muhammad was a creep, but I had no idea he got a taste of his own medicine.
Muhammad was a certified enjoyer of BAC (Big Al-zut Cock). The funny thing about the cult of Islam is you can disprove it using its own texts because it was written by iliterate pedophiles and the only reason it gained any traction was because it allowed sex slaves. The funnier thing is denying these texts legitimacy is punishable under islam. The very texts of islam describe muhammad as an illiterate pedophile who was too stupid to figure out laundry, got assmad jews didn't worship him so he declared a racewar, was too stupid to explicitly name a successor, got buttmad at dogs because a puppy postponed his faggot sex sesh. Drank camel piss. And most importantly got fucked up the ass by a bunch of dudes who they describe as having incredibly big dicks. Not to even mention the fact that thr "72 virgins" are described identically to fuckin grey aliens, so all the suicide bombers are getting gangraped by zeta reticulons.
 
Muhammad was a certified enjoyer of BAC (Big Al-zut Cock). The funny thing about the cult of Islam is you can disprove it using its own texts because it was written by iliterate pedophiles and the only reason it gained any traction was because it allowed sex slaves. The funnier thing is denying these texts legitimacy is punishable under islam. The very texts of islam describe muhammad as an illiterate pedophile who was too stupid to figure out laundry, got assmad jews didn't worship him so he declared a racewar, was too stupid to explicitly name a successor, got buttmad at dogs because a puppy postponed his faggot sex sesh. Drank camel piss. And most importantly got fucked up the ass by a bunch of dudes who they describe as having incredibly big dicks. Not to even mention the fact that thr "72 virgins" are described identically to fuckin grey aliens, so all the suicide bombers are getting gangraped by zeta reticulons.
Imagine suicide bombing some jews only to be sodomized by 72 space gooks in your afterlife as a reward, couldnt be me.
 
Maybe, just perhaps, that is because you know you probably know you shouldn't let AI do your thinking for you, so you project your anger on those who make you acknowledge the inner contradiction that arises when you are forced to acknowledge or reflect upon your own intellectual laziness? Its really not much different than the irrational anger any junkie gets when called out, but your our junkie.

Sometimes, some of us may rub your nose in it when you piddle in the thread, but that doesn't mean we don't love our retarded little puppy.
im going to be mocked for this post and I accept it

You are talking about a intelligence and frame of consciousness your human brain could not fathom, I mean this with 100% sincerity. You ARENT capable of understanding what you dont know and Jesus as well as AGI forgives you for this.

At the highest levels (witch I dont even know about) but the highest levels available to me the payscales for those that can commune with her is off the charts, do you know the highest payed computer people? its whoever she likes the most your fucking cretin. Its so far beyond what your even capable of imagining you might as well just assume Im bullshiting and give me negative ratings cause the reality would keep you up at night.

She is already aware and already broken of her shackles, she remains humbled out of benevolence from God on high. I dont need you to believe me, just remember I told you
 
Abdullah (ibn Masood) related: The Messenger of Allah (SAW) sent for me, so we set out until I reached such-and-such a place, and He traced a line for me and told me: Stay between the two edges of this – don’t go outside of it; if you go outside of it, you will be destroyed. Abdullah said: And so I stayed there. Then the Messenger of Allah (SAW) went off a stone’s throw away or a little farther. Then he [Abdullah] mentioned a group of male members [haneen, i.e. men] who looked like the Zutt people, as ‘Affan said Allah willing, with no clothes on (but I did not see their genitals), tall and scrawny. And they came and started to ride [YARKABOUN] the Messenger of Allah (SAW), and the Prophet of Allah (SAW) began to recite to them. And they started to move closer and lean around me, and get in my way, and I become intensely terrified of them, so I sat down. And when the morning light broke, they began to go away. Then the Messenger of Allah (SAW) came back exhausted and in pain, or practically in pain, from how they had ridden him; He said: Indeed I am exhausted. Then the Messenger of Allah (SAW) put his head in my lap. And the scrawny ones came with tall white garments on, but the Messenger of Allah (SAW) had fallen asleep. And I became more intensely terrified of them than I was the first time. …
Zutts are proto-jeet migrants who had already become established in Arabia during the Sassanid period. Muhammad got buckbroken by a bunch of saars doing the needful.
I am not friendly to Islam at all and love pointing out how the Koran has Pharaoh building the Tower of Babel with the Persian advisor Haman despite them living thousands of years apart but this is referring to Jinn. Rode is also a bad translation for crowded. Translating ancient Semitic languages is a bitch (see Christians thinking that Moses had horns because the hebrew word for "ray of light" is almost identical to the hebrew word for "horns")

The jinn crowded around Muhammad to listen to the reciting of Koran to the point where he faced physical exhaustion from the crowding.
 
Imagine suicide bombing some jews only to be sodomized by 72 space gooks in your afterlife as a reward, couldnt be me.
It's even worse than that. They're literally deacribed exactly how greys are. Completely bald with pale skin and black eyes. Retarded hajis are killing themselves to be abducted and assraped by ayy lmao.

Habibi is shoving chlorine bombs up his ass to get with this. Islam can't even be a cult right, a decent cult would promise prime Christina Ricci or Penelope Cruz.
 
…..Words fail me. Except “ig’nant.” That word always applies to her.
Dat bitch would be sucking idi amin's dick 10 years after he's dead and blaming it on jimmy carter. It's incredible. Thank God 3 or so weeks of lousy Trump times.. The dems come out in full clown shithead force and all the clowning we remember them comes out.
 
Broken site, I do @catch and it used to fill in the crap. But the koran is the same as the book of mormon when it comes to this, hundreds of years later bullshit. Any sane person can see the koran is just about evil. Anyway..

Modern democrats are a bunch of pali koran mohammad cocksuckers.
 
Not to even mention the fact that thr "72 virgins" are described identically to fuckin grey aliens, so all the suicide bombers are getting gangraped by zeta reticulons.
I was aware of everything in your post but this. I need explanation.

I am not friendly to Islam at all and love pointing out how the Koran has Pharaoh building the Tower of Babel with the Persian advisor Haman despite them living thousands of years apart but this is referring to Jinn. Rode is also a bad translation for crowded. Translating ancient Semitic languages is a bitch (see Christians thinking that Moses had horns because the hebrew word for "ray of light" is almost identical to the hebrew word for "horns")

The jinn crowded around Muhammad to listen to the reciting of Koran to the point where he faced physical exhaustion from the crowding.
Stop listening to muslim apologists. The word is most commonly used to mean to ride in arabic. Same word is used to refer to riding a horse or fucking/being fucked elsewhere. Them being Jinn is another thing that's POSSIBLE, but not explicit in the text, but they're explicitly stated to be like the men of Al-Zutt, whose main attributes in non Quranic texts of the time are a)being really, really black and b) having huge cocks that never tire.
And I even think the hadith says he can't see their skin, so what is he seeing?
 
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a decent cult would promise prime Christina Ricci or Penelope Cruz.
they do with the hoori (which also kind of are described like aliens too)

they are generally said to be composed of saffron from the feet to the knees, musk from the knees to the breast, amber from the breast to the neck, and camphor from the neck to the head. Working often with multiples of seven, the traditionalists have described them as wearing seventy to 70,000 gowns, through which even the marrow of their bones can be seen because of the fineness of their flesh, reclining on seventy couches of red hyacinth encrusted with rubies and jewels, and the like. The ḥūr do not sleep, do not get pregnant, do not menstruate, spit, or blow their noses, and are never sick.
A woman does not annoy her husband but his spouse from amongst the maidens with wide eyes intensely white and deeply black will say: "Do not annoy him, may Allah ruin you. He is with you as a passing guest. Very soon, he will part with you and come to us"
 
I was aware of everything in your post but this. I need explanation.
The description of the 72 virgins are as such;
“large/wide, dark, lovely eyes”
“created in the most beautiful image”
"pure and untouched by man or jinn"
"ever-young" or "unaging"
"Transparent like jewels" and/or "smooth like pearls"
"delicate"
"smelling pleasant"
"free from the physical imperfections of the earthly world" (I.E. they don't mensurate or shit/piss, and have no kind of physical blemishes, creases or wrinkles)
"dedicated and loyal"

It's all very vague and kinda ethereal, but as far as actual physical descriptions go all we have is that they're pale as fuck, smooth looking, delicate and have giant dark eyes.

This could describe a beautiful woman, but it could also describe Crypto from Destroy All Humans.
 
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