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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votos: 77 8.6%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votos: 112 12.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votos: 214 23.9%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votos: 438 48.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votos: 55 6.1%

  • Total de votantes
    896
Did mexican fishtank not happen?
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No, they retweeted the sardine tin so it's possible they're going to wait until it's over on Sunday but there's no updates on their twitter.
 
Aperture, the fat fuck funding Sardine Tin and the Aryeh thing, posted a clip that he received from Alex's pig monster "wife" in which the monkeys are kept in a very small cage and she is saying that this is what he does to them. Apparently he had claimed that he had an entire room for the monkeys with a jungle gym for them.

 
Aperture, the fat fuck funding Sardine Tin and the Aryeh thing, posted a clip that he received from Alex's pig monster "wife" in which the monkeys are kept in a very small cage and she is saying that this is what he does to them. Apparently he had claimed that he had an entire room for the monkeys with a jungle gym for them.

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I use to not like monkeh but as I grew older i find them weirdly cute.
Gotta be pretty evil to abuse them, this seems more just like pure neglect. People should not own these animals.
 
Aperture, the fat fuck funding Sardine Tin and the Aryeh thing, posted a clip that he received from Alex's pig monster "wife" in which the monkeys are kept in a very small cage and she is saying that this is what he does to them. Apparently he had claimed that he had an entire room for the monkeys with a jungle gym for them.

MonkeyCage.mp4
Monkey king? More like warden of the monkey jail.
 
Aperture, the fat fuck funding Sardine Tin and the Aryeh thing, posted a clip that he received from Alex's pig monster "wife" in which the monkeys are kept in a very small cage and she is saying that this is what he does to them. Apparently he had claimed that he had an entire room for the monkeys with a jungle gym for them.

MonkeyCage.mp4
Utterly horrifying. Alex and the ogre should NOT own any animals jfc

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i know this isnt exactly fishtank related but since there is nothing else to talk about, Frank's been on a tear lately. a few days ago Hasan, now this. if you dont know who Sematary is you probably wont care but if you do this is hilarious. the gumroad is gonna go crazy. how does he keep finding these people, built-in radar?
 
Also cucumberfeet is a pedo faggot. Imagine sucking up to Jet Neptune. Very pathetic.
Cucumbernose runs defense for Jet because he thinks if he sucks enough Goran dick he could score a paycheck from production à la AB and absorbedtoast.

Death to fishtank recappers. I am consistently blown away at how hard it is for them to actually recount a single day of fishtank content accurately without injecting their own weird headcanons.
 
i know this isnt exactly fishtank related but since there is nothing else to talk about, Frank's been on a tear lately. a few days ago Hasan, now this. if you dont know who Sematary is you probably wont care but if you do this is hilarious. the gumroad is gonna go crazy. how does he keep finding these people, built-in radar?
Semetary and his crew are giga 'above it all' and have a one-sided beef with MDE and Shed Theory, it's funny watching the fallout - apparently half of Semetary's entourage got arrested and were fighting cops, and the other half immediately tried to placate Frank and his gf knowing they went too far sperging out.
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Semetary and his crew are giga 'above it all' and have a one-sided beef with MDE and Shed Theory, it's funny watching the fallout - apparently half of Semetary's entourage got arrested and were fighting cops, and the other half immediately tried to placate Frank and his gf knowing they went too far sperging out.
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i just find it funny how Sematary's whole image has been built on being this antifa badass who wants all "nazis" dead then the minute Frank (a friend of Sam) steps to him he has nothing to say, at least based off of the footage i found of the incident. he just walked with his head down while his entourage were the only ones to fight back. he did the same when Joeyy went to the same event as him, totally dodged him despite beefing with him for years over the Sam Hyde connection.

at this rate we might get the long awaited DSP hassle before season 5 starts.
 
i know this isnt exactly fishtank related but since there is nothing else to talk about, Frank's been on a tear lately. a few days ago Hasan, now this. if you dont know who Sematary is you probably wont care but if you do this is hilarious. the gumroad is gonna go crazy. how does he keep finding these people, built-in radar?
Does anyone have the full hassle video?

Edit: Someone posted a video about the Semitary hassle.
Link to Video
 
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i just find it funny how Sematary's whole image has been built on being this antifa badass who wants all "nazis" dead then the minute Frank (a friend of Sam) steps to him he has nothing to say, at least based off of the footage i found of the incident. he just walked with his head down while his entourage were the only ones to fight back. he did the same when Joeyy went to the same event as him, totally dodged him despite beefing with him for years over the Sam Hyde connection.

at this rate we might get the long awaited DSP hassle before season 5 starts.
Sematary is your average antifa redditor. All the updoots and comments about killing nazis don't mean shit when you cower like a little bitch when said "nazis" show up in the same space as you. What a pathetic little internet tough guy.
 
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