📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procopius]

Shout out to the troons who post dumb shit like this AND also have pictures of themselves online

Has this man ever spent time with a woman? Has he ever actually kissed anyone?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

If I looked like that I would let me mirror get dirty.

I can see him running from room to room with a hammer, smashing anything that reflects him.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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Has this man ever spent time with a woman? Has he ever actually kissed anyone?

His FTM GF, if he’s not lying…

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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Somewhere out there, there is a tranny walking around his school calling anyone he doesn't like "homo sapiens". Inside his mind, this is a deep and poetic way to get revenge against people who didn't think he is a woman. In reality, everyone is just confused by this and thinks he's a weird perverted freak (which is probably true)

But I will not play into your bigotry, and I will not refer to you as something other than what you are scientifically, a homo sapien.

This troon's attempt to sound clever is immediately undermined by his not realizing that "sapien" isn't a word (Homo sapiens *is* the singular form).

Shout out to the troons who post dumb shit like this AND also have pictures of themselves online, they’re the real MVPs.

>>>Labyrinth poster in bedroom
>>>selfies in wedding dress

This tranny has almost certainly tried to larp as Jennifer Connelly reenacting the opening scene from Labyrinth at some point, a thought which I find very depressing.

 

[Sean Andalou]

> Dear Reddit,
> I almost get it.
> Please help me delude myself.


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I wish I was a real girl : (​

8 years on HRT. It never got better : (

You are a real girl no matter what

Girl same, but always know that you're a real girl in here > no matter what they say. My DM's are open if you ever need someone to talk to

Lots more along the same lines.

We have a winner!

You are, there are no physical prerequisites. The internalized transphobia is clear by the title. I suggest therapy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"Axe wound" has been slang for the female genitalia, at least back to the 1950s.

Modern scholars are just applying the term to a more-appropriate genital situation. I dunno; can you reclaim a slur for someone else? "Here, you guys can use this."

"Stinkditch," IIRC, was coined by an actual troon.

Kjel “Greta” Martela. Exhibit A in the “Troons are just violent, mentally ill, criminal men” argument.

Just like amhole. That will always be my favorite, I miss the Tranch.

A hell of a lot of slang terms used against troons come from troons. Peak Trans, 41%, euphoria boner - it’s almost like troons are just inherently ridiculous.

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Somewhere out there, there is a tranny walking around his school calling anyone he doesn't like "homo sapiens". Inside his mind, this is a deep and poetic way to get revenge against people who didn't think he is a woman. In reality, everyone is just confused by this and thinks he's a weird perverted freak (which is probably true)

More likely he imagined this hilarious and cutting comeback before returning to his gooning. I doubt he even talks to enough people for the possibility of misgendering to occur, and if it did, he’d probably just stare awkwardly at his shoes and pretend not to hear.

 

[Same Shit Different Ass]

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Somewhere out there, there is a tranny walking around his school calling anyone he doesn't like "homo sapiens". Inside his mind, this is a deep and poetic way to get revenge against people who didn't think he is a woman. In reality, everyone is just confused by this and thinks he's a weird perverted freak (which is probably true)

This faggot aint talking to nobody

 

[cypocryphy]

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I hope this hasn’t been posted before as it’s 4 days old but I laughed so hard.

It's wild how retarded these people are. When I was a kid I'd pick the Princess in SMB2 sometimes because she can glide. It never made me want to be a girl or traumatized me.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Shout out to the troons who post dumb shit like this AND also have pictures of themselves online, they’re the real MVPs.
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Spoiler: More pics

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A WEDDING DRESS and an ugly one (or is it ugly because of him wearing it?)

As for the Homo sapiens thing:
1- Jeff doesn't identify himsef as Jeff, it's the name his parents gave him: he is Jeff.
2-"Jeff" and "Homo sapiens" are not exclusive. In fact Jeff is a Homo Sapiens.
3- That's kinda a cool surname TBH. Some are named Fatty or Four eyes but he's Jeff "Homo Sapiens" Jones
4- It never happened but still Jeff H.S Jones is now part of my lore.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

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"I talked to the DM (my dad)"

AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

Wait wait wait, so this troon was playing dnd with his dad and the dad set up a magic fountain, the troon had a bad roll on it, so then the dad decided that a bad roll would make the character troon out?

AND when the tranny said "erm well erm uh could we like uh not" the entire table was laughing too hard to even hear them?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's wild how retarded these people are. When I was a kid I'd pick the Princess in SMB2 sometimes because she can glide. It never made me want to be a girl or traumatized me.

Peach was so goddamn broken in SMB2 that it make Toad look like a bitch.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

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Somewhere out there, there is a tranny walking around his school calling anyone he doesn't like "homo sapiens". Inside his mind, this is a deep and poetic way to get revenge against people who didn't think he is a woman. In reality, everyone is just confused by this and thinks he's a weird perverted freak (which is probably true)

Autism is a hell of a drug

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

-1 point for expecting

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit

 

[unholysedation777]

I thought “That’s the best comeback they could think of after all of that time spent in the shower?” But then I realized…
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It IS a joke
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+1 point for not choosing a ridiculous name
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-1 point for expecting me to call you Lauren with that face though, c’mon man

Ugh. It's the face. It's ALWAYS the face. It's always the dead soulless eyes. Once you see it you can't unsee it. Always activates an instant fight or flight response.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Another day, another tranny defending rape by deception

They believe that they are fully entitled to your body and that being upfront with their partner is a death sentence. Which creates a bit of a logic problem where why are you sleeping with someone that you believe will kill you if they know?


It's not enough to have dedicated days, months, parades, social movements, charities. They also need the rules to not apply to themselves.

 

[cypocryphy]

Pretty sure it wouldn't take until after sex for a man or lesbian to figure out something is up with that "vagina".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Pretty sure it wouldn't take until after sex for a man or lesbian to figure out something is up with that "vagina".

“Actually, NAZI, cis women’s vaginas also smell like poop and rot. That’s normal.”

 

[Sean Andalou]

Which creates a bit of a logic problem where why are you sleeping with someone that you believe will kill you if they know?

Maybe they figure that is the only way?

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"Managed to be pretty."
What an odd turn of phrase.


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73 upvotes. 8)

 

[Waffle Iron]

50 bucks he crushed on some girl in highschool that wear something like that. These people should just pay a hooker to dress up like a teen goth girl and fuck all their frustration out of their system. I'm sure 80% of these troonout cases can be cured this way.

It's wild how retarded these people are. When I was a kid I'd pick the Princess in SMB2 sometimes because she can glide. It never made me want to be a girl or traumatized me.

I hate how trannies take over nerdshit. Play a female character? You're dysphoric. Like a story with a female lead character? You're a tranny. Like anime? You're an egg. Stormed barbie's mansion with your GI joes? Definitely a troon.
When I was a kid I had a Alice in wonderland picturebook which I really liked. I loved the imaginative places and events. Now I can't read her name without thinking about all the trannies that take her name.
If they just did what they said they were doing (trying to be left alone) I wouldn't have to hate them with the force of a thousand suns.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As for the Homo sapiens thing:
1- Jeff doesn't identify himsef as Jeff, it's the name his parents gave him: he is Jeff.

This troon is a goofball, as usual, but I appreciate the name he chose as a hypothetical.