William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

[Punished Brent]

This is Billy's world. We are just living in it

 

[poopinmy_line]

Alright I have a touch of lore about Billy Mitchell. When I was younger I was best friends with his bitch daughter, we did competitive cheerleading together. I didn't interact with Billy all that much, but the whole team called him Geico aka the Geico caveman from the commercial. He owned a printing studio and a restaurant that we'd frequent. I remember him having arcade games in their townhome and in that printing studio.

The whole family was weird as fuck. His daughter was an abusive sociopath, the mom was a screaming bipolar nightmare, he was a sweaty weirdo, and the son was utterly unremarkable since I barely remember him. There was an older daughter too but I never met her. It's unsurprising that a greasy weirdo like Billy would beget a weird, dysfunctional, greasy family.

 

[ZipDisk]

Eetaman I hate you, you beat me to it.

Just Sue It should indeed be his tagline.

I don't get why he'd dress like a cancer patient for this, his suit is his costume.

I wonder how hard he's fiending for a "Nike sauce" collab though, that would take him nationwide.

The fact Martine Rose didn't hire a chair twirler disgusts me, making Billy do it himself.

Shatner wouldn't have put up with that shit.

I’m still confused if his Pac-Man records are legit. I think that’s the one he’s famous for.

That is a very confusing fucking thing. The Japs did give him an award but it meant nothing to them and the world to him.
They were like "Glue shit on statue give to gaijin"

He was like "This is my life's deepest honor."

Honestly, it's one grift I respect, he's soaking fucking realtor conventions for cash. Drain that fucking beast dry.

 

[Irregardless]

*Femoid yapping*

Begone dissident whore.
The day belongs to Billy Mitchell, and there shall be no blasphemy laid upon his name.

 

[Cuckoman]

Whoever runs Trumps social media. You need to put out a picture of Trump and Billy shaking hands.

Fuck you lefties, you don't have a king.
You have TWO kings. The King of Kong and the King of America and they are teaming up to fight for freedom and the american way.

Twin Kings, a line up for the history books.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

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Edward Cullen with AIDS

The "MRS" thing is very funny to me. Misters?

 

[nelly98]

• Speed runners: Troons, pedophiles, furries, autistic, fat, soy, politispergs
• Karl Jobst: Faggot, soy, cringe, liar, speed runner, failed sexual degenerate, pro-troon, Asian wife
• Mutahar: Indian

Damn, you really didn't need to go in that hard on Mutahar.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Whoever runs Trumps social media. You need to put out a picture of Trump and Billy shaking hands.

Fuck you lefties, you don't have a king.
You have TWO kings. The King of Kong and the King of America and they are teaming up to fight for freedom and the american way.

Twin Kings, a line up for the history books.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

this is a really ugly ad campaign, i don't get what they are going for. This only exists to remind Jobst who the true undisputed winner is, and i guess that's worth it.

 

[bookers]

Billy Mitchell has his own Nike x Martine Rose sponsorship now x
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Martine Rose and Nike are taking their long-standing collaboration to the next level with today’s top gamers. ANa, Billy Mitchell, Scarlett, SonicFox, and TenZ star in a campaign that brings the sportswear partnership into the digital arena, reflecting the evolving intersection of fashion and gaming culture. Rolling Stone Article/ Nike Page
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Spoiler: posters of other video gamers in sponsorship

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Tranny, gay nigger furfag, and two other gamers

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no. fucking. way.
total billy victory.

 

[Billy Mitchell]

The man can't stop winning. How's it feel @Billy Mitchell ?

Don't tell anyone, but I 100% cheated.

Don't forget to check out my hot sauce products, they're super yummy.

 

[ZipDisk]

Verify or death to gimmick account.

 

[There She Glows]

 

[The Wokest]

When I was younger I was best friends with his bitch daughter, we did competitive cheerleading together.

who was hawter you or her

 

[Evilronald]

Billy Mitchell has his own Nike x Martine Rose sponsorship now x
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Martine Rose and Nike are taking their long-standing collaboration to the next level with today’s top gamers. ANa, Billy Mitchell, Scarlett, SonicFox, and TenZ star in a campaign that brings the sportswear partnership into the digital arena, reflecting the evolving intersection of fashion and gaming culture. Rolling Stone Article/ Nike Page
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Spoiler: posters of other video gamers in sponsorship

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Tranny, gay nigger furfag, and two other gamers

Gaming Division ｜ Nike x Martine Rose 2025.mp4

Karl Jobst on suicide watch. It’s funny to see Billy Mitchell go from the cow to it becoming funnier when he takes W’s because he’s been replaced by Karl.

 

[Hater of Minorities]

Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus and we petty albinos walk under his huge Nike sweatpants and peep about to find ourselves bankrupt and gay.

 

[Billy Mitchell]

Verify or death to gimmick account.

I refuse to play by your rules.

If you want me to confirm my identity, you'll have to meet me at Funspot in New Hampshire where a panel of judges of my choosing will watch from cuck chairs as I show them previously recorded VHS evidence of my birth certificate I filmed back in 1983 for this very occasion. Once they're satisfied, and they absolutely BETTER be or I'll sure the fuck out of them, only then can you approach and speak to them directly and they will be happy to confirm I am who I say I am.

if you refuse my terms I will SUE YOUR ASS AND BUTTHOLE, bucko. Think long and hard about your next move, PAL, or kiss your BOTTYHOLE GOODBYE.

Don't forget to try my hot sauce! It's so yum!

 

[Billy Mitchell]

To spice things up in the bedroom, try covering your joystick in my spicy hot sauce products! Don't take no for an answer, tell her you're not stopping till you get to the kill screen like the champion you are. After all, if not for hot sauce then why taco shaped?

 

[Beautiful Border]

I don't know if anyone has made this point, but what this all kind of proves is that what people actually care about are personalities. No one, except a very small, insular subset of people, really cares about who got the highest score in a 40 year old arcade game. They particularly wouldn't care if they're otherwise just some incredibly boring non-entity of a person.

Billy Mitchell is a memorable person. What he's famous for doesn't matter. Whether he even really did the thing he's famous for doesn't matter. That's why he's getting sponsorship deals with Nike and not people like the "I really wish you would be quiet" guy. There were better piano players than Liberace, but those better piano players were only ever going to be well-known among other professional piano players. Liberace was famous because he was Liberace.

 

[ZipDisk]

I kind of hate that he skates around the issue. He could say he's old now, he can't hit the macros he could back then and fuck you he wasn't emulating.

But he doesn't. That's shitty. If he was the shit talker who doesn't quit talker and backs up his shit talker, that would be neat.

But twin galaxies was a hive for predophiles. I remember that even mentioning whatever the fuck pedo's name was would get an actual injunction on your site, so I'll avoid going too in depth, but anyone trying to preserve twin galaxies is a fucking retard.

Anyone with a storage locker full of VHS tapes should be on a watchlist.