DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

ow that the market is (over)saturated

Not only that but also the Viewer expectations have changed. You could say guys like Phil are the Amateur videomakers who made that one prized movie and then expected that they would just be set. Just think of how long it took Phil to adopt Direct Capture and then expect Applause for it. Heck the last WPIG Deep dives just shows how bad his content back then was. Even ALT was exasperated just what shit Phil uploaded. Like a video for his lunch during the house hunt, then another for the dessert that followed just after said lunch. Not a combined Video, TWO Videos.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Looks 42, acts like 12 yeah. "You're gay" like a 12 years old.

Also from what I heard someone was actually trying to bait him into a meltdown on kick and he fell for it completely.

Yeah, a guy asked if he would someday regret staying inside all the time and not having real-life friends, and that sent Phil spiraling on that wild rant.

Side note, but Mr. Valedictorian and his fifth-grade insults always amuse me. Phil's putdown arsenal:
1) You're a stupid idiot moron
2) Eat shit out of my ass with a spoon
3) You're a retard
4) You're gay

Like your 10-year-old nephew... except your nephew leaves the house and isn't guzzling hard seltzers on stream in front of a tiny crew of morons. Well, not yet anyway.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Not only that but also the Viewer expectations have changed. You could say guys like Phil are the Amateur videomakers who made that one prized movie and then expected that they would just be set. Just think of how long it took Phil to adopt Direct Capture and then expect Applause for it. Heck the last WPIG Deep dives just shows how bad his content back then was. Even ALT was exasperated just what shit Phil uploaded. Like a video for his lunch during the house hunt, then another for the dessert that followed just after said lunch. Not a combined Video, TWO Videos.

The landscape has just changed so much since the justin.tv / early twitch days.

Philippe wouldn't last a month if he started streaming today.

 

[MC Law]

It's funny Phil doesn't think he's effeminate. He's such a sissy girl.

He speaks with the upward inflection of a valley girl and has the voice of a young Chris Chan

In Boogie's case specifically, he gambled and lost close to $250k in crypto and probably blew through twice as much cash in his time as an online personality, and even that is a low-ball estimate. These clows lucked into the whole streaming boom and were earning money hand over fist in the golden days, now that the market is (over)saturated and their view-count is in the toilet you start to see the panic set in, then out come the claims of how they *need* millions of dollars to stay afloat.

They lucked in because they were losers unable to hold down jobs. You and I were working when fired Phil started started begging online.

 

[johnkimble123]

The constant need to convince himself everything is perfect is just sad. He's mind raping himself into insanity. I would not be surprised if he has a big emotional breakdown in the future.

52 of these have happened since Kat was last on camera in early 2024… but totally not cope

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

He speaks with the upward inflection of a valley girl and has the voice of a young Chris Chan

eh, chris sounds more like big bird to me. phil's voice fits him perfectly, sounds like a voice of a whiny manchild fag, so no wonder so many people, including the bbc, can't stand it.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I honestly cannot grip his reality. Every time I try to rationalize it in my head I just can't hold onto it.

man is drinking fruity alcohol and talking to retards in chat saying other people are gay...

The coping "oh yeah, well, if you're married then why aren't you with your wife?!" - Nigga, he's probably working, or he's probably on his couch with his wife a-logging you together. Who knows, maybe he doesn't have a wife, but you're actively avoiding yours. - Imagine coping that you're successful, but you still have to work every day, 8 hours a day, to make money to hold your head above water (not saying he is, but let's pretend) how do you square that? It really is just him convincing the 40 or so dents in his chat who believe anything he says, he doesnt need to convince da trolls, so as long as they believe it, he's good. Doesn't even need to be consistent.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

What in the absolute fuck is this therapy session? Phil has to be a fucking idiot to be spouting this stuff. A 5 minute rant about how the wedding wasn't planned, yet goes on to say it was planned. Saying how when he was younger, his female cousins wouldn't hang out with him during family get togethers. Claiming that it's a homosexual and female trait to do drama content.
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He's going to slip up and say something that he really shouldn't have said (if he hasn't already), and he'll spend the rest of the time backpedalling to try and not prove himself to be the biggest retard alive.

All because someone mentioned Phil lives like a hermit.

Well I’ll be damned, more proof that Phil is a fag.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

The coping "oh yeah, well, if you're married then why aren't you with your wife?!"

The fact he says that just highlights his probable behaviour when he's with his fat wife.

I wouldn't be surprised if in his mind spending time with Khet just means sitting next to her and watching her play vanilla Skyrim and power wash for hours

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

Sad Day For Bill, A long Time DSP Fan boy. Felted for not giving enough Tax to the King and Not Being Married. He Turned Himself into authorities for following Derich's Twitter and Being a degenerate. Hopefully He will be Undented and sent back into the wild streets of Renton where he belongs.

 

[Switch Mongo]

I honestly cannot grip his reality. Every time I try to rationalize it in my head I just can't hold onto it.

man is drinking fruity alcohol and talking to retards in chat saying other people are gay...

Happily married… Deeply closeted fuckin homo

 

[arrivefriday]

The whole "that's gay" cope is just so sad, really does show his mental maturity. He falls back to his basic lolcow instinct: People can only enjoy what I enjoy, otherwise they are gay and stoopid dood

 

[Sheogorath]

Looks 42, acts like 12 yeah

this u?

 

[Balr0g]

Phil started started begging online.

WRONG! Phil was always begging

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

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Wish I had a $500K a year job so I could afford the luxury of having a single friend IRL. Phil could do a marathon to raise funds to have a friend.

 

[Switch Mongo]

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Wish I had a $500K a year job so I could afford the luxury of having a single friend IRL. Phil could do a marathon to raise funds to have a friend.

Holy fuck his cope here is insane. That rant really set him off. He doesn’t need irl friends though because he’s busy is straight human skin suit talk.I think he will always make up a reason for why nobody wants to be his friend. He’s a fat nigger. Not even wings replies to him much. E-friends or irl friends he still has none. Never change, Phil.

 

[Coke Zero]

I thought at some point earlier this year he was trying to claim he did have real life friends off stream. I guess he forgot about saying that or just gave up trying to keep up with that lie.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Him calling himself based is one of the cringiest things he's done.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I really appreciate when Phil takes the time to announce that black Friday is the day after AMERICAN thanksgiving. On said day he will browse AMERICAN stores online for black Friday (the day after American Thanksgiving) because he gets so many new viewers and needs to repeat basic talking points for people who have been watching him for years.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I'm gonna describe one scenario, and you guys are gonna tell me whether it fits a bunch of highschool girls or adult men.

There's this group, a little clique, who suddenly begin to hang out with "Person 1" and the reason they do it is because "Person 1" is constantly talking bad about "Person 2", whom "Person 1" dislikes because "Person 2" often makes fun of the former.
So the clique and "Person 1" begin this new friendship, but to anyone who's not retarded it becomes clear that the clique are constantly making fun of "Person 1", using them as a punchline. Meanwhile, "Person 1" is constantly trying to hang out with the clique, sending them messages late at night.
After a few months, the clique gets tired of "Person 1" and it is revealed that they were always gassing "Person 1" and treating them as their personal pet retard. Keep in mind, "Person 1" was told numerous times about this and they always denied it, saying the clique was never going to turn on them and everyone who said so was jealous. Also, during all this, "Person 1" was constantly trying to get back at all the people who ever wronged them, constantly talking about how "everyone likes me now". After this break up, "Person 1" invites "Person 2" to talk about the clique, and how they were never friends and how "Person 1" always knew this was going to happen and "Person 1" was in fact the one always pulling the strings.

Once again, I ask: am I talking about a bunch of highschool girls or adult men?

You're a fucking faggot, Phil. All you know in life is gossip and drama because you're too much of a pussy to ever confront people IRL and the one time someone confronted you you cried like a little sissy bitch.
You've spent more time talking about LTG's image the past few months on stream than you've ever done about your wife in general.