Serial Killers Pre-Internet That Would Be Prime Lolcows

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Albert Fish would be a great schizo cow, what with his tall tales and Jesus delusions.
John Wayne Gacy, for being a pompous ass as well as a political activist lolcow.
BTK isn't really pre-Internet, but as a lolcow he'd be just as mocked for the retarded way he was caught ("Hey, Police? Can you dox me if I send you a floppy disk to brag about how smart I am?)"
 
I imagine most, if not all, serial killers would fall into either schizocow or horrorcow, obviously.

If Son of Sam was around during the rise of livestreaming, I could see him with a shitty webcam, sitting in his disheveled, shithole apartment, babbling incoherently about Satan and talking dogs while tearing holes into the walls while his few viewers torment him with 1$ TTS donations pretending to be his dead dad.
 
More about Ed Kemper and his interactions with Herb Mullins. Mullin for those who may not know killed several people in California because he claimed voices told him it was the only way to prevent an earthquake. Ed straight up called him out on his bullshit. Also he trained him to behave in prison with peanuts:

"Mullin had interactions with Edmund Kemper, another serial killer active in the same area and at the same time as him. The two shared adjoining cells at one point. Kemper disliked Mullin, saying he killed for no good reason. Kemper recalled, "Well, [Mullin] had a habit of singing and bothering people when somebody tried to watch TV. So I threw water on him to shut him up. Then, when he was a good boy, I'd give him some peanuts. Herbie liked peanuts. That was effective because pretty soon he asked permission to sing. That's called behavior modification treatment."

If I recall correctly, I think they even covered this bit in the series Manhunter. The guy who played Kemper was freaking amazing and was a Special Ed teacher before he took the role.
 
I don't know how true My Friend Dahmer is, but he sounds like a lolcow in that. Becoming the class clown by doing weird goofy noises that turned out to be impressions of his disabled mum seizing.

Robert Maudsley is sad and quite a sympathetic guy because AFAIK he only killed paedophiles, but his long running beef with Charles Bronson is pretty funny. "You never killed anyone, ya soft cunt".

Most of them these days seem to be lolcows so I assume most of them pre-Internet would be. Mass killers especially, the interrogation footage of Alek Minassian is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. He says he's not going to talk to the police, and then the cop barely says "yknow, I wasn't popular in school either, I was picked last for sports-" and he immediately starts blabbing all this autistic shit about how he's a hardcore gamer and did it for Pepe the Frog.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg dijo:
BTK would have a multi-page argument and a Mass Debates offshoot trying to determine if he was supposed to be in Stinkditch or Lolcows.
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Hongourable Madisha dijo:
Quite a few of them would. Crossdressing's a common thing with sadistic killers.
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BTK was both an AGP tranny and a deliberate attention seeker. He would not only have a thread on the Farms, he would post in it.

He'd be his own biggest cow tipper and probably end up getting banned for his faggotry. Pink triangle in record time, which he would love, because it would remind him of a vulva. Which he'd wish he had.
 
Hadden Clark is another one of these schizo cross dressing killers so he would probably fit.
However I doubt there are that many serial killers who wouldn't be considered a lolcow considering how utterly idiosyncratic they are as individuals. Almost all of them are violent alcoholics, drug addicts, and pathological liars too so they’re already at the bottom of barrel of lolcow standards. Generally though it is the attention seeking ones (BTK, Zodiac, Son of Sam, etc) that fit better than the ones trying to fly under the radar (Ted Bundy, Rex Herrera, Randy Kraft, etc).
 
Lokenstien dijo:
Hadden Clark is another one of these schizo cross dressing killers so he would probably fit.
However I doubt there are that many serial killers who wouldn't be considered a lolcow considering how utterly idiosyncratic they are as individuals. Almost all of them are violent alcoholics, drug addicts, and pathological liars too so they’re already at the bottom of barrel of lolcow standards. Generally though it is the attention seeking ones (BTK, Zodiac, Son of Sam, etc) that fit better than the ones trying to fly under the radar (Ted Bundy, Rex Herrera, Randy Kraft, etc).
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Ted Bundy would show up in the gooners and porn addicts thread from time to time, and then when he got caught everyone would be like "oh shit, it's that one minor sideshow cow".

All the cult leaders that did mass attacks like Charles Manson, Shoko Asahara, Bhagwan Sree Rajneesh and Jim Jones would have threads for sure, but that's stretching the definition of "serial killer" if they instructed their followers to do the killing.
 
gaysexenjoyer dijo:
How tf would you milk a dude that we still know nothing about beyond vague physical descriptions

Outside of him looking like skinny asian Chris-chan circa 2007 there's nothing to go off of
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There'd be a thread for his letters. Most of it would be people calling it a stupid edgy try-hard ARG.
 
Bob Berdella would be a horrorcow considering before his murders, he would kill animals for “art demonstrations” in college. Drug dealer and collector of weird kitsch from around the world because the only people who could stand him were on other continents. Sold this stuff part time while he turned his house into a hostel for men he would then drug, rape, torture and eventually murder. Dude saw “The Collector” and was enamored with to the point he degenerated to the aforementioned torture killings. He got caught when his latest victim escaped by jumping out a window while butt naked and having his wrists restrained. Ran to the nearest house, called the cops and that was that. Weird how a lot of these serial killers are gay.
 
Richard Chase aka the Vampire of Sacramento. Believed he was impotence due to not having enough blood inside him. Danial Larson level cognitive skills but instead of being obsessed with child star he was obsessed with getting more blood of any kind . Lived in dwellings payed for by his parents due to them not really wanting to deal with him but also not wanting to put him out on the streets. Went from breeding animals for their blood in his apartment to killing humans and driving around with buckets of their blood.

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