💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

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A Cardboard Box dijo:
The way Eric talks, God should be bribing Trump to "save Him." I cannot explain how fucking blasphemous that statement is. It is absolutely shocking. That alone in most Christian sects is a mortal sin. It is directly questioning the divinity and omnipotence of God by implying He needs "salvation" delivered by a mortal. You can tell the people that cannot give even half a fuck about their faith because they aren't livid about it.

I will take my fucking top hats, I refuse to bend the knee to a charlatan blasphemer and apostate. Protestantism Delenda Est.
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Evangelicals are the worst. They have no idea what Jesus actually said and how to act. They'd better hope hell isn't real because they will be there if it is
 
Fan dancers at the Gatsby party:

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More Mar-a-Lago pictures, not all confirmed:

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NGL, I like the see-thru Jessica Rabbit teddy. In the video you can see how much it sparkles.

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The black maid hiding from the Mar-a-Lago women really completes the picture.

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I swear to God, if it turns out Marina Abramovic was there, or they gave Ghislaine a 24-hour pass....


Eric and Lara's Halloween portrait:

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I won't opine about how they costumed their children. The boy is eight and the girl is six.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis dijo:
Washington DC was a real shithole back then, it was considered a hardship posting for British diplomats.
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Lisa Simpson's Cesspool on the Potomac is such a great speech from the classic era of The Simpsons. "And this will be one nation, under the dollar, with liberty and justice for none."

A Cardboard Box dijo:
I will take my fucking top hats, I refuse to bend the knee to a charlatan blasphemer and apostate. Protestantism Delenda Est.
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Just as ridicious to me are the amount of MAGA Catholics that think Pope Francis and Pope Leo XIV are heretics for having the temerity to care about the less fortunate.
 
TeaBaggins dijo:
You know, I know people hate the Clintons, but in the 90s he was very good at connecting with the youth and young voters and they thought he was cool, because Bill wasn't trying to hard.

Vance doesn't have that same talent and he comes off as trying way too hard.
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This might honestly be the most apt description of the man I’ve ever read, he’s a charisma vacuum. Clinton is like that uncle that all the kids in the family love, whereas Vance is the one where your parents have to tell you “just be patient with him, remember that he’s family and he’s doing his best” while he pulls a rubber chicken out of his sleeve.

Sailor Swift dijo:
It's almost spiteful, isn't it? The destruction, covering the work of those before him with his marble...
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Absolutely. I’ve been under the impression that spite has been his motivation for everything he’s done this term, the man is nothing but spite incarnate. Also:
Sailor Swift dijo:
His final act of hubris will be to claim he can make a deal with God. Mark my words. Things are gonna get biblical, especially as we get closer to the end.
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I’m expecting some puzzle pieces for this one because idk how many people in this thread this reference is going to land for, but I’ve been on a retro RPG kick to decompress from my job for the past couple months, and your comment here immediately made me think of the last stretch Final Fantasy II where after you kill the emperor he comes back in the next scene and is like “yeah I died but then I took over hell, come kill me again losers.” So now I’m just picturing a live broadcast of Vance being sworn in after Trump dies, and suddenly the fat orange nigger appears in a puff of smoke like “CROOKED SATAN TRIED TO RIG THE ELECTION BUT THE ACTUAL PATRIOTS IN HELL VOTED FOR ME AS THE TRUE AND HONEST PRESIDENT FOREVER!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -DJT”

The only difference would be that instead of the Jade Passage, the last dungeon would be the Marbel, Gold and Immitation Diamond Passage. It’s like poetry, it rhymes.
 
TeaBaggins dijo:
Once again, she remains as sketchy as she was the day Charlie died.
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She’s a gold digger. Both Kirk and Vance are awkward dorks who get bowled over by a thot who once participated in beauty pageants and seems to be interested in them. This is the nerd fantasy of the cheerleader picking them over Chad. If she hadn’t married Charlie Kuck, she’d have married a real estate developer 20+ years older than her. Nothing is genuine about her. Thanks to Kirk’s death, she’s made millions of dollars. She won the Gold Digger Lottery.
TeaBaggins dijo:
Seeing wealthy parties during all this drama is kind of weird, I have to admit.
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This is shit that the Bourbons and Romanovs pulled in their final years.
 
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A Cardboard Box dijo:
The way Eric talks, God should be bribing Trump to "save Him." I cannot explain how fucking blasphemous that statement is. It is absolutely shocking. That alone in most Christian sects is a mortal sin.
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The sale of papal indulgences (basically bribing your way out of Hell) is a large part of why Protestantism even exists, because it was so obviously corrupt and sinful.
 
His Vice President is trying to convert his wife to Christianity. Seeing as he married a Muslim Hindu bitch, he's foolish. The fact of the matter is no one likes him or his sugar daddy Donny boy. Anyone who does, I've noticed is unintelligent and retarded.
 
AnOminous dijo:
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Yes papists are also heretics.

Edit: on a more serious note, indulgences are more insane than most people are even aware. You could buy indulgences in advance of the sins you planned to commit. So if you intended on fucking a whore, you could go pay to have your adultery forgiven in advance. This led to comical events where people would protest indulgences by buying one for wrath or assault and then immediately beating the shit out of the priest that sold it.

That being said, to the credit of the Roman Catholics, they have since canonically rejected indulgences as un-Christian.
 
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I added a few more pictures to my previous post, but I'm going to give this one its own post because it's funny:

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There are a few interesting things about this shot. First, it could have been framed as a really cool triptych of mirrors, but she fucked it up. Maybe she tried but it was too hard, mirrors are tricky, I don't know.

Second, girl in the reflected mirror appears to be doing coke. At least, that's what people on Twitter are saying. I guess she could be doing something with her makeup. Maybe we can figure out who she is from other pictures.

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The maid wants no part of what these hoes are doing.

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Seriously, that has meme quality to it.
 
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