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> they want to protect Aaron...so Nick doesn't "win"

Hey man do you read the Nick thread? Because it sounds like you don't. Everyone in there hates Aaron (just like over here in this thread). What you are seeing is people not willfully deluding themselves into believing obvious falsehoods in a vain attempt to make Aaron Imholte interesting.

I know none of you guys, in your heart of hearts, thought he was wearing a corset. Or think lying about his boxing loicense makes him a bad person. Or that he's "the worst person ever" or any of that shit. You just have to pretend you do so that his daily hours of nontent can seem interesting in some way.

Which would be fine, but you guys get pissy and call everyone toe suckers when they call you gay retards for pretending that Aaron serving up a joke to Johnny and him not getting it is some massive scandal worthy of clipping and a 2 hour commentary of My Little Piggy.

Maybe it's because I'm younger and don't live with my Mom but I just don't understand you dudes in that respect. But it's hella annoying because you lash out at people for not thinking Aaron Imholte is Hitler and is deserving of assassination.
 
>Says alog of show with >300 viewers
>Says retard who reported posts that made fun of him
More people know who torswats are than your lame subreddit, nigger.

> they want to protect Aaron...so Nick doesn't "win
Don't bother reasoning with these guys. He might dig up a screenshot from 2021 where you said something. Careful!
They hate Aaron so much they're willing to suck off not just Melton but also criminal swatter paedophilic sextortion groups. They need to be cleansed with fire.

Anyway, will unlock later.
 
>Says alog of show with >300 viewers
>Says retard who reported posts that made fun of him
More people know who torswats are than your lame subreddit, nigger.
>Says the retard that polices an internet forum instead of doing anything fulfilling with his life

Don't bother reasoning with these guys. They hate Aaron so much they're willing to suck off not just Melton but also criminal swatter paedophilic sextortion groups. They need to be cleansed with fire.
You literally just pulled that out of your ass. I mentally broke you. Go take a breather.
 
I mentally broke you. Go take a breather.
You got so upset at me not hating Aaron on the same level you had to simp for torswats. You're the mentally broke one I'm afraid.
instead of doing anything fulfilling with his life
You're a Janny of a webforum that must mean you're on it 247 like me whining about a retard begging for money on his show!
Sad.
 
Is it known who runs the channel?
The clipper Doom gets paid by Melton to clip and run it. (Another reason Doom sucks Melton’s shredded taint.) Nothing gets posted without Melton’s approval. This is all on him.

Also - PreserveTube can see scheduled videos or is it just wrong about stuff being published with dates of next week?
No clue. I just wanted to save the videos etc. If the YouTube API allows it they can. Playboard can, which suggests PreserveTube can.
 
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Let me see if I can dissect the react-ception going on here.
  • This is screenshot is from a clip by "Doom," hence the Doom mask in the top-right covering the beggar QR code.
  • The clip itself depicts a 3-person panel (consisting of Kevin Brennan, a puppet, and some nobody) reacting to a clip.
  • That clip is of Tastius Baldius who is himself reacting to a clip.
  • That clip is of Stuttering John reacting a whole new react-ception spiral.
  • That spiral consists of the same prior 3-person panel reacting to a clip.
  • That clip is itself of Stuttering John again, creating a Stuttering John react sandwich of sorts.
  • Our final Stuttering John is once again reacting to the 3-person panel.
  • At last, the tail of this content ouroboros is a clip of Keanu talking to Stuttering John.
If you don't count the Doom layer, as they're simply a clipper and not a commentator, you have a 7-layer deep reaction. I think I'm still off on whether the Tastius Baldius layer is above or below the adjacent Stuttering John layer, but it still makes for 7 layers.

People go out of their way to watch this shit? That's wild.
This is why Neal Brennan is the successful one

If the NLO Clips channel is run by Melton (I have no idea one way or the other), he's impotently seething and lashing out at Aaron indirectly. Two posts in the last day, first ones in 2 weeks and they're just revisiting old embarrassing Aaron stories

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NLO clips channel: *posts NLO clips*
KF: "pathetic!"
 
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NLO clips channel: *posts NLO clips*
KF: "pathetic!"

It's more like "If Melton runs this channel, he's reposting HE ATE MY GOOOOOOO stuff from a year ago after two weeks of inactivity, which I'm interpreting as impotent rage against Aaron since Melton can't talk about him right now"

Hence why I asked who ran the channel.
 
It's more like "If Melton runs this channel, he's reposting HE ATE MY GOOOOOOO stuff from a year ago after two weeks of inactivity, which I'm interpreting as impotent rage against Aaron since Melton can't talk about him right now"

Hence why I asked who ran the channel.

Do you think Melton isn't allowed to talk about Aaron?

Also lol at Aaron eating Nick's cum off April's tits. Sometimes we forget the good times
 
Also lol at Aaron eating Nick's cum off April's tits. Sometimes we forget the good times
The only thing weirder than Nick and April fantasizing about this is toelogs jerking off to it. Bruh.

Do you think Melton isn't allowed to talk about Aaron?
He isn't allowed to indirectly contact Aaron, and addressing Aaron on his show almost certainly qualifies. There's speculation that during last week's hearing Nick or his lawyer got a stern talking to from the judge for all of Nick's violations, which would have gotten back to Melton, which could explain the radio silence. However, that's all speculation based on Nick and Melton's behavior after the hearing, and I'm not exactly that well-read on Melton so if him taking breaks or being really inconsistent with his show schedule is normal, then maybe that's it.

You're more educated on the Dabbleverse than we are (except maybe John Andrews Stan) - is it normal for him to disappear like this, is he inconsistent with his shows, does he have editorial control over his clips channel? You could disprove the theories for those of us that aren't as familiar with Melton. There's Hackamania announcements being put out but Melton isn't streaming - is that typical?
 
The only thing weirder than Nick and April fantasizing about this is toelogs jerking off to it. Bruh.
Especially considering the source is a proven liar who has said point-blank it’s not lying to make shit up if he feels like you don’t deserve the truth. I haven’t seen a single one — even those who don’t like Nick — point out that Nick has a long history of spinning yarns and calling them fact.

Personally I do believe the rumor that Nick has a fetish for men eating his cum* and April was indulging him with that sexting session. I also believe the rest of the rumor, which is that when April told Nick she wasn’t turned on by talking about men eating cum, Nick stuck her in the other house and cut off all contact until she caved.

*The specific fetish is that he gets off on men ingesting and playing with his cum off someone else’s body. It’s still gay as fuck.
 
The specific fetish is that he gets off on men ingesting and playing with his cum off someone else’s body. It’s still gay as fuck.
I agree it is homosexual as hell. I think the root of it is Nick's need to dominate and humiliate people - Aaron EATING HIS GOOOOOO is Nick dominating Aaron as a man in probably the most humiliating way possible short of Aaron sitting in the corner and crying while Nick pops a Rugiet and goes to town on April. I suspect Nick didn't go with that fantasy because it hit too close to home, when Aaron started plowing Kayla in Nick's marital bed and Kayla reached back to hold Nick's hand.
 
Nick's need to dominate and humiliate people
The alogs don’t realize they’re actively engaging with Nick sexually by spreading his fantasy as if it’s fact, thus extending and amplifying the payoff for this fetish. He probably gets off on that even more than he loved watching Kayla get her cervix bruised by Aaron.
 
The alogs don’t realize they’re actively engaging with Nick sexually by spreading his fantasy as if it’s fact, thus extending and amplifying the payoff for this fetish. He probably gets off on that even more than he loved watching Kayla get her cervix bruised by Aaron.
Personally I think Nick is the one who ate the goo of Mr. MuhGoo, based on Ralph's Law that anything Nick accuses someone of doing is something he's done himself.
 
KF: "There's speculation that ..."
Also KF: "No way Aaron ate cum"

Speculation for me not for thee.

I'm really enjoying watching people with Nick avatars coming in here and calling everyone alogs tho lol.

Also explain to me how cokehead Nick got the short end of the stick by fucking April and Aaron got the win by dipping into that greasy methy Kayla gremlin. Show your work.
 
explain to me how cokehead Nick got the short end of the stick
For starters:

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Plus, you have to consider who is losing what as a man as well as who is gaining what. Aaron lost some fill-in step-mom to his children, whereas Nick lost the one and only mother to his brood of five Rekieta offspring. Cherry on top? He didn't get stuck juggling two emotionally unstable hos for the following 6+ months after it all fell apart.

I'm not going to debate that April's body is probably superior, stinky pussy aside, but you have to look at the big picture.
 
KF: "There's speculation that ..."
Also KF: "No way Aaron ate cum"
Homie, look at those texts with Aaron that demonstrate the goo eating - it's VERY obviously an erotic roleplay/sext session. Just read the texts my man. I tried to find them last week but couldn't, but doesn't Nick even prompt her in one of the messages? Like "I can't wait to hear you tell me how much bigger my dick is than Aaron's" or something gay like that?

Our speculation: Behavior of people that belies something going on behind the scenes that they're trying to hide
Your speculation: Nick sharing out-of-context alleged texts in his own self-interests that look like furry Discord roleplay

Also explain to me how cokehead Nick got the short end of the stick by fucking April and Aaron got the win by dipping into that greasy methy Kayla gremlin. Show your work.
Aaron definitely didn't get a win from the Qover. I don't think he took the biggest L, though.

* April lost the worst. She gave up her husband to be with Nick, then Nick cast her aside to stay with Kayla, leaving April abandoned.
* Nick lost the next-worst, because he lost April (who he wanted more than his wife) and is now presumably stuck with said wife that he doesn't like that much, and their relationship is going to be even worse given what happened in the Qover
* Aaron lost the next-worst because he lost his wife and tried to chase Kayla, but didn't get it. Sort of like April but Aaron's life prospects are better than Aprils, at least based on the crack shack April ended up living in.
* Kayla lost the least worst because she's maintained her status toe. She didn't want to leave Nick for Aaron, presumably, and managed to keep her hands on Nick. All she suffered was a more strained relationship with her husband.

We can weigh in the RP case and Aaron's release conditions/probation, but then we'd have to wait for how the HRO stuff goes and count that as well, so if you want to include those it could be a tossup.
 
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