DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Wow Phil asking someone else to be totally honest.

That's some set of balls.

*Edit* and now fitness counselor Phil lmao

That's 'fatness counselor'. And Wings really dropped the ball. First thing out of his mouth should have been "why should I listen to you when your wife is a small planet"

Lmfao "Wings needs to learn." What is his goal here? Does he want to be Jordie's mentor or is this another gay thing?

Well, he does like 'em fat.

bank leaks is now his account was socially engineered, partially drained, he closed his account & got all the money back, which is a new lie

The mystery lawyerS he had to pay disappeared too.

Phil just claimed Kat has lost weight since her last appearance on stream.

Well, yeah. She does have to take her clothes off sometime.

And a huge part of those 50 thousand (in reality much more)

It was ALL funded by his dents.

Well we can't trust the words of a habitual liar like phil, so looks like she needs to appear on stream again. Kelly is still thinner 100%

Anyone think he pushes the boundaries of his lying by telling khet she's not fat?

That's true. phil was definitely expecting more money, probably $500 at least.

He def thought he'd get that illusive $3k

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Thanks for stopping by, Timbo!

Edit: NVM, seems to be a tourist IMHO
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Make sense. Whenever Phil streams with another lolcow, he’ll always gets random 50/100 donos. Tourists and weens will stay around after the “epic lolcow crossover” until they get bored. Expect random major donos from them for the next week or two.

 

[INirvana]

Imagine

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Thanks for stopping by, Timbo!

Edit: NVM, seems to be a tourist IMHO
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spending 100 dollars on some loser bum who begs and unironically giving a lolcow money because '' le funny'' These people def do not have a gf, family or kids, just lonely fags.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Couple things

1)The Kick Chat Log site says the domain wasn't renewed. Hope it returns.

2)Meet Mr. ShitsHisPants54, gave Phil $100 to name Pokemon today.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/officialconterd22

3) Here is the pic of the stolen tire.


If you look under the axel, you can see the parking lot line. So either:
A. Kat was parked across 3-4 parking spots since she's a retard
or most likely
B. She hit a curb or island or something, fucked the whole wheel up, immediately parked in the 3-4 parking spots, realized phil was gonna bitch at her (can guarantee you the dented zone thing is real, especially with how she's always breaking shit). Threw the tire to the dumpster, told Phil it was stolen, who then filed a police report online, so nothing was looked into.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil accidentally told on himself again today, and at this point, there's enough data to say exactly what this means (not that this is some revelation).

Games Phil thinks are overrated/doesn't get/doesn't enjoy:

• Halo
• GoldenEye
• Mario Kart
• Team-based FPS
• Party games as a whole
• Most of the N64 library other than single player games

Get it?

Sorry had to.. but yeah, Phil basically had zero friends growing up, so his memories with games are all solo-style. Yeah, there were elements of the Halo CE campaign that were amazing, GoldenEye had an interesting single player if you pushed the difficulty up higher, and even some sports games were interesting vs the CPU sometimes. But the vast majority of my memories in games that were not solely single player involved doing things with other people. One of us falling off the warthog at the end of Halo 3's campaign on legendary. Many nights of team chat on games like SOCOM or Black Ops 2.

 

[GodModule]

Halo CE still has the greatest FPS campaign in gaming, even as singleplayer imo. And I grew up a PC gamer., So Phil just has shit taste in that regard

 

[Julia Chang]

Phil has a tendency to hold weird grudges against games so it would not surprise me if young Phil got dunked on in Halo CE or was frustrated by it when he was younger or something and has decided that he will perpetually try to dunk on it.

I would say that Phil has shit taste but I don't really think he has taste anymore at all. I think literally everything is just whatever is most convenient for him at the time. Not that he was ever good at having opinions on games before, you need only watch his KOGaming reviews to see that.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil accidentally told on himself again today, and at this point, there's enough data to say exactly what this means (not that this is some revelation).

Games Phil thinks are overrated/doesn't get/doesn't enjoy:

• Halo
• GoldenEye
• Mario Kart
• Team-based FPS
• Party games as a whole
• Most of the N64 library other than single player games

Get it?

Sorry had to.. but yeah, Phil basically had zero friends growing up, so his memories with games are all solo-style. Yeah, there were elements of the Halo CE campaign that were amazing, GoldenEye had an interesting single player if you pushed the difficulty up higher, and even some sports games were interesting vs the CPU sometimes. But the vast majority of my memories in games that were not solely single player involved doing things with other people. One of us falling off the warthog at the end of Halo 3's campaign on legendary. Many nights of team chat on games like SOCOM or Black Ops 2.

Phil thinks anything that is popular is bad. He love the idea of being “counter culture ‘anti-hero’” , but he’s just a hateful POS. Phil has the mentality of that guy wearing a bootleg punisher shirt that calls everyone a “sheepole”

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

3) Here is the pic of the stolen tire.

Very strange that the scissor jack looks like it's OEM. How many thieves only steal one "wheel assembly" after they break into the trunk for the tire jack? Wheel thieves usually use shop floor jacks.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Very strange that the scissor jack looks like it's OEM. How many thieves only steal one "wheel assembly" after they break into the trunk for the tire jack? Wheel thieves usually use shop floor jacks.

It's been discussed to hell on here but the wheel was never stolen in the first place, what sort of thief would leave the jack behind ? If it was a concrete block it would have been more believable.

• Team-based FPS

All the while LARPing as someone who was organising CS lans in his basement. Really he lies about the strangest stuff

 

[strandedcastaway]

Very strange that the scissor jack looks like it's OEM. How many thieves only steal one "wheel assembly" after they break into the trunk for the tire jack? Wheel thieves usually use shop floor jacks.

No thief ever has stolen one tire AND left the jack behind. It looks like, oh I don't know, the wheel needed to be replaced after hitting something and Phil tried to milk the dents for sympathy bucks.

 

[Twrx]

I wonder what kinds of panic texts he sent his Dad, because I bet someone jacked the car up for them, because those two retards couldn't possibly figure out how to even get the jack out on their own. Let alone find a jack point and have the minimum strength to jack the car up.

 

[giraffe]

Couple things

1)The Kick Chat Log site says the domain wasn't renewed. Hope it returns.

2)Meet Mr. ShitsHisPants54, gave Phil $100 to name Pokemon today.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/officialconterd22

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRHjrnx_-5vU6c348jGGfyg?view_as=subscriber

https://x.com/_Beautiful_pic2

That profile photo though! Jesus christ, this has got to be some sort of sick inside joke...?!?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRHjrnx_-5vU6c348jGGfyg?view_as=subscriber

https://x.com/_Beautiful_pic2

That profile photo though! Jesus christ, this has got to be some sort of sick inside joke...?!?

Ngl this is what I always thought doody looks like

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I wonder what kinds of panic texts he sent his Dad, because I bet someone jacked the car up for them, because those two retards couldn't possibly figure out how to even get the jack out on their own. Let alone find a jack point and have the minimum strength to jack the car up.

Phil said he fixed the tire himself originally. He's the guy you go to for ahnesty.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Philly boy got wind that Twitch was letting go a lot of their corporate staff, about 14,000 people. Of course, Phil being fucking Phil, he "doesn't care" that people got laid off. Why is that? Well, he saw "the writing on the wall." Of course, he doesn't have any remorse for those people complaining that they lost their jobs because it's their fault, along with saying that they won't find another job.

For those that don't remember, he did the SAME thing with Machinima when they went under. He snake laughed and danced on their grave, because in Phil's mind, anyone who disagrees with him or HE thinks did him wrong in the SLIGHTEST, he's the victim and if something happens to them, Phil is there ready to pounce on their downfall. He did it with ProJared, when ProJared was going through his drama, after ProJared tweeted about Philly Warbucks 3 years BEFORE Phil decided to pounce on him. Can't forget when a streamer dies or someone he knew died - Scott, T, Ethika, etc....he's RIGHT there to monetize. Also, the title when he heard Ethika died, he titled the stream "RIP Ethika, Judgement begins." Just "Yep, no one will TAKE that a weird way." One of my favorite DSP fuck's up.

I wonder if he still holds those same feelings are getting fired from the helicopter company? Which leads me to my mentally ill theory - Phil holds grudges like it's a promise of a Hogan pull, since his dad was had power in the helicopter company, I think when Phil got fired from the helicopter company, he immediately went to his dad and his dad told him "Sorry, Phillip. There's nothing I can do." I think Phil built some MAJOR resentment towards his dad, even to THIS day, because he got fired from a job 10+ years ago.

Phil continues to be a piece of shit, but according to him, he's just a "chill dude."

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I will admit when I’m wrong; usually, when Phil does content with other lolcows, he will never miss the goals since tourist/weens want to interact with him, but 56/150? Shit, that’s bad. Ninja gaiden is on the chopping block, boys. Even wings couldn’t save the business

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Had a blood test this week and it got me wondering what Phil's cholesterol levels are. With all the salt and shit he eats he has to be at risk, I would think.

 

[Moar Krabs]

For those that don't remember, he did the SAME thing with Machinima when they went under. He snake laughed and danced on their grave, because in Phil's mind, anyone who disagrees with him or HE thinks did him wrong in the SLIGHTEST, he's the victim and if something happens to them, Phil is there ready to pounce on their downfall.

That was the only time in his entire history that I thought he was actually done for the OGs that remember back than it really felt like it was over for him after the whole Machinima thing went through I remember that stream where he was asking his chat what to do and he said they were telling him to be a full time streamer (no one was saying that)

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

My favorite part of clips now, MORAL SUPPORT, is on THIN ICE.