DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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I honestly thought that Phil was going to attempt to avoid "drama" and have "a normal interview where we just talk about games and stuff" like he has claimed he wanted the Sidescrollers interview to be. Something like this:
Phil: "So, as you may know, on my streams, I've been playing a lot of Silksong lately. Have you played it, Wings?"
Wings: "Oh, no man, but I guess it looks pretty good..."
Phil (cutting off the end of his sentence): "Yeah well it's kind of a mixed bag, you see (talks for five minutes straight repeating every point he brings up every time he talks about the game like the checkpoints being too far from boss fights and how the platforming hurts his hand) and in conclusion, it's really kind of a mixed bag."
Wings: "Cool, maybe I'll try it sometime."
Phil: "Ok, great! Next topic! (Stares at a piece of paper in his lap for 15 seconds of dead air) "Have you ever played American Truck Simulator?" (Immediately launches into five minute rant without giving Wings a chance to respond)
 
Big Brown Schlub dijo:
I'll do that then, I've been thinking of watching (or well, listening to it in the background) Tevin's restream archive but maybe it's better if I don't.
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I'd honestly wait until someone like Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs does a highly edited-style video, because the interview was that bad.

The only interesting parts were all the lore retcons we got from Phil, but that's not enough to make the stream worth watching. Maybe ALT will do a lore stream about all the new lies.
 
Pargon dijo:
If you’re working from a perspective of him not getting away with it because he’s not actively being stopped then I understand.
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Yeah it's more that the dents let him get away with it and don't try to stop him, but as you said they're too retarded to get how it's not a normal behaviour.
Telemeter dijo:
He intentionally makes them like that to make himself look pitiful so people will give him money when he begs.
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It's not even that deep, he's just too tech illiterate to make them look good. It would require efforts and that's not something he's wanting to do.

As always with Dave, he prefers to just shit out slop rather than taking 5min to make a nice thumbnail.
(The fact it makes him look bad is just an added bonus)

fresh pair of socks dijo:
The only interesting parts were all the lore retcons we got from Phil, but that's not enough to make the stream worth watching.
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That's what makes Phil such an interesting lolcow, everything gets retcon all the time, such much so it's hard to even know what was the truth in the first place.

For instance, a recent example is his whole history with the pokemon games. It had so many retcons it's hard to tell if he really played blue for real or if he just pretend he did for clout.
 
So all this was just for Phil to feel superior and give “advice” to Wings.

Health advice: From a man with a morbidly obese wife, a fridge full of gourmet ramen and “snack” frozen pizzas, who eats fast food at least once a week on camera (and we all know he eats way worse off-camera), drinks, and only leaves his house one day a week to run errands like groceries, the pet store, a haircut, and eating out with his fat wife.
This is the same man whose idea of “working out” is doing lateral raises, curls, shoulder presses, squats, and pushups in a room so packed with junk he can’t even fully stretch his arms.

Content advice: Telling Wings to play games that “let you interact with your viewers” because he figured out what works for him. From a guy who, at least three times a week, has to do a “dent audit,” berating people who suggest games but don’t drop $150 every time he plays them; who stays up until 10 PM begging for money using his wife, threatening to wage-quit games, shaming chat members, throwing fits, and saying “I don’t understand why this game gave me $150 the other day and not today!”

But Wings actually gave Phil valuable advice — to save money for when old age problems come and this shit show stops paying.
But in Phil’s mind, he’s already saving money. The $300 a day is guaranteed, because he truly believes there will never be a day when a dent stops paying him.
 
BPD Gunt Rider dijo:
One thing we did learn: Phil really does think he's "interacting". With Wings while babbling over 80% of the time with his usual prestream verbal diarrhea. With his audience. And presumably with Kat.
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Kat at best is a lazy opportunist but the idea that hours of her daily life is spent getting prestreamed like the dinner scene in The Dented Zone makes me feel great pity for her. Phil’s yapping might be carcinogenic.
 
Once again, phil would much rather do co-ops with other men than his own wife. I say we might get 1 wings phil co-op if we're lucky, but even that's pretty iffy. The thing with wings is that, similar to phil, he can turn on someone like a light switch depending on his mood and overall headspace a particular day. I don't really see any potential big plans with wings forming, especially if he won't ever be getting money for things. One of them will get tired of the other eventually, and it'll be more likely wings before phil in my opinion.
 
How can someone be so bad at lying and acting surprised?




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Someone said his skin looks irritated today, referring to the face redness.
Besides repeating the word irriTaTed like the retard he is, he says "Looks the same to me" while looking at his hand.
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Look at the fucking difference of his bone white hand skin and his red face. Looks like a prop zombie hand.
 
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Someone said his skin looks irritated today, referring to the face redness.
Besides repeating the word irriTaTed like the retard he is, he says "Looks the same to me" while looking at his hand.
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Look at the fucking difference of his bone white hand skin and his red face. Looks like a prop zombie hand.
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“I’m sussessful, you’re nahh”
Add “not” to the list of words that end in T that this faggot can’t pronounce properly
 
Need Help With Tips dijo:
Just gonna leave this here from the SideScrollers interview while it's relevant
"Definitely total under a thousand dollars since it's been in operation"
dave's lies.webm
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And somehow Phil managed to make himself a victim despite blatantly lying here, in the interview where he was supposed to "clear the air". What did he say about this? "It doesn't matter if it's a lie, it's still an answer".

If I had to guess, Phil would retcon this as "I knew they had set me up, so I intentionally lied to them" or something just as retarded to paint himself as the mastermind who knew everything from the beginning, even though the stream right after he was thinking it went well until chat had to tell him what a shitshow it was.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 dijo:
Well we can't trust the words of a habitual liar like phil, so looks like she needs to appear on stream again. Kelly is still thinner 100%
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phil wishes 20 pounds was all kat had to loose to not feel ashamed of her body, when she fattened up 120 or 150 from her first appareances.

but maybe she took a shit and lost 10-15 pounds this way
 
Wings and Phil spent like 15 minutes straight talking about BF6 yesterday. Wings plays it every day. BF6, today, literally the day after they both talked about it at length, drops their new F2P BR mode which includes Duos. Currently the highest viewed game on Twitch. Neither Phil or Wings even considered doing a stream where they play it together.

I'm glad they are able to give each other business advice.
 
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