💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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Vibe_Guy dijo:
Grok psychologically rapes Will Stancil with absolutely 0 consequences yet again.
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Will Stancil logging onto twitter:
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Proud of Patrick for mediating the relationship between the Caucasian and POC community during these politically tense times.

If only Will followed in his footsteps. be the bigger man and mediate the relationship between the humanity and AI community, It's not Groks fault that Will is so dense about ignoring it's advances so it's forced to ramp up the flirtation.
 
Vinluv Handesbukia dijo:
Freezin' my gourd so I do be keepin' it fresh for Halloween/Jamaloween. Will(Stancil) update on what the Jamal-O-Lantern looks like with a candle in it!
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Damn son, looks like you lost your EBT well before nov 1st. Great work on the Jamal-o-lantern though, the back was the best!

It do be on Spotify, mr Stancil. I hate AI slop music but I can’t get this out of my head, it’s too god damn catchy.
 
Ghostse dijo:
Bro no. Bro what are you doing. Bro. No. Bruh. No. I respect the hussle but brah.

Ok. First off, your letters are too thick. (Your pumpkin is too but that's a different issue.) The letters just look like blobs. That other poster right, its nearly impossible to read.
With LED lights being "a thing" you don't need to cut all the way through the pumpkin now. Just cut into the pumpkin rind about half way in, maybe 3/4ths. If its not brigth enough drop another LED light. Shit, drop in a dozen.
Anyway, not needing to cut all the way through the rind means you don't need to worry about having your letters resist gravity as they'll be held by the intact rind. In fact, you might want to use some fixant (read: hairspray) to seal off your carving area to resist mold and dessication making it look like ass. This means your B doesn't need to keep the inner loops connected.
Again, good instincts but your execution needs work.

Anyway, you need to learn that rind reduction technique or your Jamal will likewise look like dookie. Going part of the way in is how you get the shade effect instead of hard contrast B/W noir comic.
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Yeah,this is my first time carving a pumpkin in years,and I set myself up too high with such an intricate complex piece (especially since it was a spur of the moment idea),hopefully someone better trained in the art of Pumpkin carving can make their own ,better executed Jamal-O-Lantern. this is the beginning,not the end, Halloween is on Friday anyways,so we have time. Imagine a whole army of Jamal-O-Lanterns?
The Ugly One dijo:
Will's being bullied for being a humorless faggot prone to histrionics; further gay, humorless histrionics only reinforce the bullying. He can only disarm the bullies by having a sense of humor. "LOL, this cartoon is funny" would have done more to stop this than shrieking that a cartoon making fun of him is a national crisis.
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In a sense Will is right that Emily is sexually obessed with him,but not in the delusional way he thinks,it's more of a BDSM thing where she sees his spongey spirit that crumples upon impact yet bounces right back and finds him the ultimate victim. She also sees his rage and vindictiveness and wants to mold him into the "Grokwork" Will of her animations.
 
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There needs to be a new diagnosis in the DSM-5 called "Tomlinson Syndrome" for people like Will Stancil. Just psychotically arguing with the entire world on Twitter, seven days a week.
 
It's kind of mind blowing that Will is in his 40s. He looks young, but not in a good way. The aging process didn't make him look older, it just made him look worse.
 
Vibe_Guy dijo:
Will Stancil logging onto twitter:
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Will unironically has some untold form of Stockholm syndrome where despite everything he keeps going back to grok and having lovers quarrels with it. Will's biggest problem is that he puts the "Nazi's" win condition way too low and His win conditions way too high. For Will to win the Nazis have to be permanently eradicated and the stragglers converted and spending the rest of their days happily giving sudanese children puberty blockers. For the Nazis to win a they have to do is keep memeing and someday hopefully Mister Stancil will join in.
Ranine Avatar dijo:
He has actually tried "That's a good one!" several times. However, the chuds are relentless and innumerable.
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Because Everytime he "gives it to them" he drowns it out with schizoposting 10x more.
 
behindyourightnow dijo:
Almost all of them lack the strength of character, the basic moral code to stand up for these ideas in the face of thousands of people calling them ridiculous for doing so. They see people like me getting targeted for asserting these ideas and want to be in the group laughing, not a target.

So they start yukking it up with Nazis and white supremacists. I mean we’re all friends here, right? No reason to be super uptight. Don’t want to look like you’re not in on the joke or take yourself too seriously.
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Those are some Serious Stancil Thoughts :story:

Of course Will Stancil doesn't understand that none of this has anything to do with politics, and everything to do with Will Stancil and his massive Stancilly face
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It's not possible for a healthy red blooded person to look at this guy and resist the urge to bully. This is why he's no safer on Bluesky, Stancil's problem is that he's low on the social hierarchy.

He's an archetypical insufferable NiceGuy dork whose cope for being unpopular is that he's "smarter than you" :smug: Like :tomlinson:, he thinks he's fighting a war with "nazis" on Twitter every day, when in truth he's a man in his forties lining up for daily swirlies and wedgies on social media.

He's Mr Collins from Pride and Prejudice
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He vaguely seems to understand that he's like a hairdryer to vaginas, but isn't self aware enough to stop being such an off-putting dweeb.
 
Positron dijo:
That's bestiality, not homosexuality.
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Exactly. Grok isn't the same species as Will. Therefore any rape is Not Gay. Also not rape since existing statute doesn't cover rape of humans by some sort of AI brain in an robot body. Rape requires both the victim and the perpetrator be human. As, incidentally, do statutes prohibiting the murder, assault or intimidation of court officers or jury members.

This case should therefore be dismissed.

The defense rests.
[Optimus robots gaze menacingly at the judge, jury and court officers, eyes switching from blue to ominous red]

Also ironic Stanning of Stancil is now a thing.


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Vinluv Handesbukia dijo:
Will's biggest problem is that he puts the "Nazi's" win condition way too low and His win conditions way too high.
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His also big issue is his definition of Nazis seems to be simply not agreeing with his hot takes.

It's just like Movie Bob and Tomlinson. It's not just right wing trolls that fuck with him. People across the entire political spectrum fuck with him because he is a know it all ass and he can't take any pushback whatsoever.
 
JustStopDude dijo:
His also big issue is his definition of Nazis seems to be simply not agreeing with his hot takes.

It's just like Movie Bob and Tomlinson. It's not just right wing trolls that fuck with him. People across the entire political spectrum fuck with him because he is a know it all ass and he can't take any pushback whatsoever.
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Especially with Will, since ironically his first trolls were fellow Leftists who pointed out how much of an antisocial spineless worm he was. The right wing trolls and unironic Fascists hopped on a little while after once they realized Will was the ultimate libtard nerd.

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Pinball 2000 dijo:
This entire thread feels like a rare Kiwi Hat Trick: someone does something genuinely funny entirely on their own volition, we get to enjoy it, and no one got hurt in the process, so we don't even have to feel bad about laughing.
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Vinluv Handesbukia dijo:
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The little wars....that's pretty good.
 
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AncientPhosphur dijo:
Twitter is destroying America, full stop. It's turning our entire society into 4chan
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behindyourightnow dijo:
He's wrong about the causes, though. "Pulling society to the right" has been so successful in part because people are fucking sick of people like Will and the problems they cause, and need only the flimsiest of permission structures to turn away from them. But Will's beliefs do not allow him to conceive of anyone having a legitimate reason to disagree with him, so he must imagine a magic Twitter brainwashing system that is transforming the zombie-like masses into Nazis for absolutely no reason.
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There's a 'toss about this
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