DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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He says that the interview will be followed by a "decompress" session (aka damage control session) with all his dents in chat. He is already anticipating the worst for what will surely be another softball glazing.
 
He says that the interview will be followed by a "decompress" session (aka damage control session) with all his dents in chat. He is already anticipating the worst for what will surely be another softball glazing.
The fact that you have to do this, to "decompress" after every single conversation you ever have with anyone face to face by immediately over-analyzing, rewriting and talking shit about the person you just spent time with should really clue you in at some point that you're a fucking lunatic who needs professional help.

Of course when you think about it he has no real perspective or ability to judge things rationally since every interaction he's ever had with anyone that turned into a shitshow and made him look bad ( y'know basically all of them) he's always sat back in his chair afterwards thinking things went great before his audience spends hours giving him the bad news . He's awakened to it in a way that suggests he wasn't even there in the room experiencing it.
 
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so...he's okay with domestic abuse now? I swear his takes are horrible. what can you expect from a groomer
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(source:https://nitter.poast.org/BroSydePhil/status/1982533854796849592#m)
"How much time do you spend online, folks?"

You're in no position to be asking that, giving how long you spend your days on Twitter, live stream your self almost daily, and stay up reading Kiwifarms and watching detractor videos of yourself, LTG, and Wings.
 
What even is the Wings talk going to be? Are they going to talk about games? Is it an interview? Lolcow therapy???

I mean this is partly a rhetorical question because we all know any time Phil talks with someone it becomes another retelling of Phil's life but assuming that didn't happen, what is the draw? What's the appeal? What do the two more boring people have to talk about that warrants such pageantry.
Phil has been obsessed with having a "normal" guest visit where they just talk about games. So my guess is he will try to make it about games, like Phil bitch about Battlefield and CoD since that's Wing's weelhouse. I don't know how Wings feels about BF6 but it'll be funny if he likes the game and Phil starts arguing in his typical "It's OK if you disagree but I'm right actually" way.
 
"How much time do you spend online, folks?"

You're in no position to be asking that, giving how long you spend your days on Twitter, live stream your self almost daily, and stay up reading Kiwifarms and watching detractor videos of yourself, LTG, and Wings.
Phil is a huge hypocrite with some crazy double standards. Rules for thee but not for me is something he lives by. 43 years old with a "family" and yet he's the true terminally online one.
 
He says that the interview will be followed by a "decompress" session (aka damage control session) with all his dents in chat. He is already anticipating the worst for what will surely be another softball glazing.
I love how he stole the decompression post interview from side scrollers as if it's something normal to do after an interview and totally not something exceptional they had to do because he's a lunatic
 
The fact that you have to do this, to "decompress" after every single conversation you ever have with anyone face to face by immediately over-analyzing, rewriting and talking shit about the person you just spent time with should really clue you in at some point that you're a fucking lunatic who needs professional help.

Of course when you think about it he has no real perspective or ability to judge things rationally since every interaction he's ever had with anyone that turned into a shitshow and made him look bad ( y'know basically all of them) he's always sat back in his chair afterwards thinking things went great before his audience spends hours giving him the bad news . He's awakened to it in a way that suggests he wasn't even there in the room experiencing it.
He's just detached from reality. He lies so constantly and without guilt that he probably doesn't even remember half the shit he says. The fact he streams the lies and all of us DO remember what he lies about is what makes him a lolcow in the first place.
 
What even is the Wings talk going to be? Are they going to talk about games? Is it an interview? Lolcow therapy???
Phil babbling about himself. Really, this is likely going to be the worst lolcow pahdcast yet if it happens. Wingo is dreadfully boring without someone leading, and he doesn't care about Phil.
 
Brothers lighting is so horrible it makes him look sunburned even though he never leaves the fort.
It's from the alcohol.

Also, if what dsp said it true, that Wings just wants some clout and not to profit-share, then wouldnt wings shitting all over DSP behind the best way to clout farm? Im surprised DSP isn't seeing the possible disaster up ahead after Wings told him he didnt want money.
 
Monday is going to be hours of chill decompression and Q&A, and a glaze fest interview mixed in
It's going to be a sickening display of him leeching Wings depression to claim his own
"How much time do you spend online, folks?"

You're in no position to be asking that, giving how long you spend your days on Twitter, live stream your self almost daily, and stay up reading Kiwifarms and watching detractor videos of yourself, LTG, and Wings.
As well as bullying comments left on other's videos.
 
Alright, update on the spreadsheet. Since Phil's channel finally got the hit by the long awaited @ usernames, I went and changed the layout of the spreadsheet where column A is their @ name and column B is their alias name. These 2 columns will always stay on screen and allow people to reference both while scrolling.
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As all things with phil whatever we imagine he has in store for the wings chill phasitive hangout session, phil will of course fumble and slide in below even the most mundane predictions.

My rainbow hope is that phil is going to try and snake wings, by pathetically throwing out an insult and immediately hanging up the phone like a little bitch. But that would be interesting, so i suspect we are going to get an hour of pre stream staling into an hour of Sir wings glazing, rounded out with an hour of self glazing as phil crowns himsef king of hosting/intervewer and tells us how much more awesome this was than any episode of lolcow live (which he has never seen of course)
 
A quick game for those who somehow manage to still sit through Phil's streams: how long can Phil go without being an asshole to someone?
I ask this because the phrase "you can't go one day without being an asshole" is used often, but Phil may legit be one of the few people this applies quite literally. Not even a full day, not even a full stream, but I seriously don't think Phil can go one hour without being a dick to someone, often for literally no reason.

This had me thinking after seeing him crying recently like a little bitch on Twitter and how Mike Watson "bullied" him (even though he says he started it).
So the game is how long can he go. Put on a timer or something, try to guess before you do, because to me, he can't go 15 minutes without lashing at someone in chat or insulting a game developer, and I think I'm being generous.

I don't even think it's an interview.
This is just...Guys I have Wings on my show and uh...yeah!

HYPE!?
He downright said to one of the guys he "interviewed" (Tolomeo?) that the topic was "your history WITH ME". Somehow Phil managed to take interviews and turn himself into the subject. It reminds me of his react of the Mr. MII-TOH-KER video by Joon the Coon (Wings believed that was his name, btw) and was shocked that the video wasn't about him and no matter how hard he tried to derail it into being about him, it just never happened.

I love how he stole the decompression post interview from side scrollers as if it's something normal to do after an interview and totally not something exceptional they had to do because he's a lunatic
Also, from what I remember, they were so mentally drained after talking with Phil for five hours that they just had to call it a day, but the whole time they were off stream they kept having these moments of "wait, did he actually say that shit?" to the point they just had to make a stream to just let all that out, which is one of the most relatable things I've seen regarding Phil that I could never quite put my finger on. It's happened to me aswell, where I watch a highlight but then randomly in the day I just go "he fucking said that!? Jesus..." and have to come here so it doesn't stick in my head.
 
Aren't all of Phil's "interviews" just about how awesome Phil is and how his detractors are a blight on the world?
I think this will be the primary topic. Phil asking Wings to talk about his trolls then talking without cease about HIS detractors as soon as Wings takes a break.
Brothers lighting is so horrible it makes him look sunburned even though he never leaves the fort.
I think Phil uses a filter to make himself look less pale because he is a shut-in (even haircuts happen in the snortfort these days courtesy of Khet). He doesn’t adjust the filter and sometimes he ends up looking pinkish.
 
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