DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

Holy shit the retards in this thread makes me understand why null hates us so much.

Jayde is incapable of getting a job, speaking normally, transporting himself anywhere, wont ever have a girlfriend and unlikely he will ever have a friend outside his family. I dont think the fucker can even wipe his own ass, he was delt a pretty shit hand at life.

So what the fuck is this talk of bullying him and him being a bad person? Is your life so fucking sad you need to dunk on a literal retarded cripple because he what... unrionically likes DSP? Dont we always say only literal retards could like DSP? Is he not just acting in accordance with his nature?

If your alogging DSP so hard you need to alog a retarded criple who watches DSP you have a cronic case of needing to touch grass.

sorry I just hate cripples and retards in general.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

he backed out because he was scared to lose to an actual retard

That is actually what it comes down to. Both his crippling ego/narcissism and his fear of detractors making fun of him if Jayde outperformed him.

The reality would probably be people being shocked he did something that didn’t involve a display of absolute faggotry. But Phil is too much of a prick.

Kino Casino has a VERY easy win if they just invite Jayde to a stream, be courteous and play a few rounds with him. I’m kind of shocked they haven’t tried.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

That is actually what it comes down to. Both his crippling ego/narcissism and his fear of detractors making fun of him if Jayde outperformed him.

It actually happened in the past when he was playing apex legends in 4 player squad with fans.

The three fans had a better chemistry and stream presence than Phil despite none of them being a streamer for as long as Phil.

Our little piggy got his ego shattered when people were cheering on the fans and not him.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

You are.

Everything I said about Jayde is factual. If you choose to think that mean I'm mad about Jayde, then you see those those as not attributable to Jayde or misappropriated, which would be defending him and his mom against those objective facts. (Factually fucking based)

Jayde and his mom are objectively bad people. Being a literal retard isnt an excuse for being objectively a bad person or learning those behaviors from another objectively bad person. Thus why I included Jayde's mom as deserving of bullying just as much as Jayde.

This is classic DSP's days off whining tho when the regulars shit on Jayde and tourists come in to talk about DSP like they know anything going on but also always say they never watch the streams.

But go ahead on back to the wrestling thread where real retards like Jayde, DSP, and Derich come from.

Complains about tourists. Joined March of this year. ????

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Wings is confirmed for TL1P on Monday, get hyped for another nothingburger


E: unfortunately EvaCowboyFan can't make it in case anyone wanted to know

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That is actually what it comes down to. Both his crippling ego/narcissism and his fear of detractors making fun of him if Jayde outperformed him.

I also think Phil fears his reaction dealing with these retards. He had them talk on stream years ago and he couldn't control laughing at them. It's a lose/lose situation for him.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Wings is confirmed for TL1P on Monday, get hyped for another nothingburger
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E: unfortunately EvaCowboyFan can't make it in case anyone wanted to know
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I'm still pressing X to doubt if Wings hasn't confirmed it. Even DSPs wording is kinda vague by starting with "It appears". Not that it's a smoking gun, since Phil isn't exactly known for his ability to accurately articulate things. I'm just shocked he didn't say he'd be a robust guest. But Phil has a reputation for overhyping things and then ultimately failing to deliver. I hope I'm proven wrong, while I do think if it does happen it has a decent chance of being a nothingburger, you never really know what you'll get when Phil is forced to LARP as a human and interact with someone else.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I'm not sure why wings is doing this in the first place when he knows he won't be getting any money out of it. It would be hilarious if wings manages to ditch at the last second and it'll become like the pka camping trip 2.0. phil would then have a 2 hr copecast full of seething and q&beg

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm not sure why wings is doing this in the first place when he knows he won't be getting any money out of it. It would be hilarious if wings manages to ditch at the last second and it'll become like the pka camping trip 2.0. phil would then have a 2 hr copecast full of seething and q&beg

Wingo seems to really need that money after quitting LCL again. He can view long-term unlike Phil and knows there's crossover whales.

If his mind is whatsoever not on money, he'll bail. He doesn't want to do this.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

As for Jayde, I think some people legit don't understand that people like him just are incapable of knowing any better, and I don't mean it in a "you're too stupid to understand it" because it's something that you't can quite get unless you've met actually disabled people. Some people feel sympathy for Jayde because unlike other dents, he genuinely is a fan of Phil, as tragic as it sounds. He's not like the other faggots who crave the attention or give Phil money to upset detractors. Jayde is an honest to god mentally disabled person who (as far as I know) is mostly harmless and still gets shit by Phil. Sure, he's like a dog who keeps coming back after being kicked out of the house, but what else can you expect from him? If anything, Jayde is the result of his circumstances, he was never taught any better.

All true. Also true: Jayde has recently, and quite obtrusively, become a lever of control on Phil by people willing to pay to get Phil to grant Jayde’s wishes. Is Jayde in on it? No. Is Phil being put into extremely uncomfortable positions repeatedly? Yes. And Jayde either can’t or won’t put a stop to it.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I'm still in team Wings trojan horsing Phil. Get in on the "show" and farming content for LCL to milk afterwards.

 

[Power Glove]

I'm still in team Wings trojan horsing Phil. Get in on the "show" and farming content for LCL to milk afterwards.

Not sure Wings with his 62 IQ is enough to execute something like that. Maybe we'll get a Rich 2.0 and he'll just kick Wings off before that happens.

 

[Comma]

Nitter archive of Watson calling Phil a bitch, with replies:
https://archive.ph/rf6VW

It's funny how there's literally one single tweet supporting DSP instead of Watson, and all other tweets are full-on shitting on DSP:

Can we guess who it is?

Spoiler

Of course it's one of DSP's dents.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Jayde is just a means to an end for Phil. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Jayde's mother dating a middle-shelf-tier person in the gaming industry? Like a head editor at IGN or something? I always thought Phil kept Jayde around to appease his mother, and in turn his mom would mention it to her games media bf, and suddenly Phil would have positive articles written about him again!

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Not sure Wings with his 62 IQ is enough to execute something like that. Maybe we'll get a Rich 2.0 and he'll just kick Wings off before that happens.

I think there's a decent shot at it. Wings could be following Daddy Keem's orders. And even if he's not, Wings likes to think of himself as a finance guy and he can rip Phil a new asshole on that topic.

 

[smug comporon]

I'm still pressing X to doubt if Wings hasn't confirmed it. Even DSPs wording is kinda vague by starting with "It appears". Not that it's a smoking gun, since Phil isn't exactly known for his ability to accurately articulate things. I'm just shocked he didn't say he'd be a robust guest. But Phil has a reputation for overhyping things and then ultimately failing to deliver. I hope I'm proven wrong, while I do think if it does happen it has a decent chance of being a nothingburger, you never really know what you'll get when Phil is forced to LARP as a human and interact with someone else.

Wings was the first one to confirm it on his own stream and then he ghosted Phil after doing so.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I'm still in team Wings trojan horsing Phil. Get in on the "show" and farming content for LCL to milk afterwards.

Since Wings left LCL there's also a possibility of Phil seizing the opportunity to have another 666 podcast but against keem this time.

If he goes that way I hope Wings leaves just like review tech did. The other possibility is just Phil basically dunking on Wings for ignoring his messages 2 years ago.

In all cases it'll be pathetic

 

[Burl McMillan]

another 666 podcast but against keem this time.

I don't think this is the case. The last conversation he had with Sir DJ Killer Keemstar was during peak glaze of the kino arc where Keem not only went after Doody but also sucked Phil off on stream, so unless Phil regained some animosity behind the scenes he should still be on good terms with Keem. My prediction is thus: I think Phil wants to try and do drama again. The LTG thing didn't really pan out because that rog kept stonewalling him. He has been gincommenting on wings clips lately. I think he views Wings as an easy target because his alogs go after wingo way harder than any DSP tractor, and he's always held the belief that he's way above cows like RTU, Wings, or Boogie. Maybe he won't overtly go after him and keep it to sneak disses like "we got a superchat from Page5Viewer saying..." but I doubt the appearance really is just to "hang out and shoot the shit" like he claims.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Since Wings left LCL there's also a possibility of Phil seizing the opportunity to have another 666 podcast but against keem this time.

If he goes that way I hope Wings leaves just like review tech did. The other possibility is just Phil basically dunking on Wings for ignoring his messages 2 years ago.

In all cases it'll be pathetic

RTU didn't leave, Phail kicked him out when RTU refused to go along with his harebrained schemes.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Holy shit the retards in this thread makes me understand why null hates us so much.

Jayde is incapable of getting a job, speaking normally, transporting himself anywhere, wont ever have a girlfriend and unlikely he will ever have a friend outside his family. I dont think the fucker can even wipe his own ass, he was delt a pretty shit hand at life.

So what the fuck is this talk of bullying him and him being a bad person? Is your life so fucking sad you need to dunk on a literal retarded cripple because he what... unrionically likes DSP? Dont we always say only literal retards could like DSP? Is he not just acting in accordance with his nature?

If your alogging DSP so hard you need to alog a retarded criple who watches DSP you have a cronic case of needing to touch grass.

Jesus what a fucking pathetic trauma dump.

Also, isn’t Wings boring as fuck? Who’s gonna carry that “interview”?