💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Uh oh....guys I think pig man intends to have a live feed from all our cells to satisfy his voyeuristic pig depravity
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Judge Holden dijo:
I was not exaggerating when I called it a mythos. Here is the partial rundown of everything he has declared about what will happen to all of us before, during, and after we are sent to Stalker Prison updated to included the latest batch
  • There will be a trial, and it will not be kind to us
  • Our trial is inevitable
  • We will wait quietly for our trial to begin
  • Our trial will not be in Canada
  • Our trial will be extremely high stakes for us
  • Our trial will be a spectacle
  • We will be made to explain ourselves at our trial
  • All our posts calling him fat will be used as evidence in our trial
  • Our delusion that Fatrick is infact Fat will not hold up at trial
  • Fatrick has been filming us and will reveal his footage at our trial
  • Fatrick might approve of our confessions during our trial
  • We will cry at our trial
  • We will lose at our trial
  • We will take a plea deal at our trial
  • We are not going to have a trial because we will accept a plea deal for a mere life imprisonment in solitary confinement
  • Our lawyer will be given all the information on the crimes we have comitted against Fatrick ahead of a plea agreement we will be required to take before our sentencing
  • There will be no trial as our lawyer will force us to take a plea deal that "only" gets us life behind bars
  • We will all be flown to Milwaukee for the sentencing
  • We have already confessed to our crimes against Fatrick and thus we will skip straight to the sentencing
  • We will be sentenced for obsessive felony crimes against Fatrick's family
  • Fatrick has already won, his final checkmate will be showing up at our sentencing
  • We will first meet fatrick at our sentencing
  • Fatrick and his family will enjoy our sentencing
  • Fatrick's brother will attend our sentencing
  • Fatrick along with all in attendence will smile at us during our sentencing
  • The judge will explain everything to us at our sentencing
  • We will be too scared to look at Fatrick and his family in the eyes when they take their seats in the room for our sentencing
  • Fatrick welcomes us to try and say something to him at our sentencing but knows we will be too scared
  • We will be forced to sit through Fatrick's witness/victim impact statement at our sentencing
  • Fatrick will give his witness impact statement at our sentencing and we will sit in total silence, forbidden from saying anything to him
  • Fatrick and his brother will demand we get the maximum sentence for our crimes during their victim impact statement
  • We will cry at our sentencing
  • Our sentencing will be hilarious....FOR HIM
  • We will piss ourselves crying and screaming at our sentencing while Fatrick and his family watches us, enjoying our fear and misery
  • We will beg the judge for mercy at our sentencing
  • Our life will only grow darker until we are thrown into Prison
  • After the sentencing has concluded we will be dragged to prison in chains
  • We will enjoy stepping into Prison
  • We will spend life in solitary confinement for our crimes against Fatrick after our sentencing
  • We will learn....something on our first night in Prison
  • We will cry our first night in Prison
  • He has personally found us jobs in Prison
  • While we rot away in prison he will streetfight Nazis IRL
  • We will need money for stamps in Prison
  • We will be surrounded by actual bullies in Prison
  • We will be raped in Prison
  • We will not thrive in Prison
  • Our life will be short in Prison
  • We will suffer in Prison to the very last
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Is it too late to ask piggy for mercy? This sounds bad for me
 
Judge Holden dijo:
  • We will learn....something on our first night in Prison
  • We will cry our first night in Prison
  • He has personally found us jobs in Prison
  • While we rot away in prison he will streetfight Nazis IRL
  • We will need money for stamps in Prison
  • We will be surrounded by actual bullies in Prison
  • We will be raped in Prison
  • We will not thrive in Prison
  • Our life will be short in Prison
  • We will suffer in Prison to the ve
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At least he confirmed that we get the bottom bunk.
 
The Trial of the Atalkers is the first Patestament and contains many unfinished fables, contradictions and nonsensical diatribes
The Prison of the Atalkers is the second, better Patestament and has a followable narrative with an engaging story
 
RollingRock2 dijo:
Can't have a criminal history if you are have no history
*tap fat head
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Post Reply dijo:
Illegal immigrants might be the only people Patrick loves the way he loves Joe Biden.
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Fat titted moron. One hundred percent of illegal immigrants are criminals because sneaking over the fucking border is a crime in every country on the planet. Holy fuck he is actually fucking retarded. His figure of 70% isn’t even good anyway, because this means not only are all of them criminals, almost a third of them have some type of serious criminal record back in Mexico.
 
The Taco Santo! dijo:
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The Whie House has needed a ballroom for decades. There are innumerable state dinners there, and always dancing afterwards. It's a huge part of our diplomacy. I wouldn't expect a not-so-bright Wisconsin rube to get that. Oh well, throw that one on the pile of reasons to immediately execute Trump.
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I'm surprised that it took this long for a ballroom. You would think that the White House would already have one since the rebuilding of it, but alas.
rel=alternate dijo:
No black garlic, huge emphasis on what appears to be young cloves. Is this the meaning of sexy? Or is it rather a covert way to promote white supremacy and misogynie?

I feel offended by this cover.
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Or knowing the circles Pat is in, pedophilia. Also, the black garlic would go into the niggeroni.
Well Intentioned dijo:
Didn't Nixon or some other asshole install a bowling alley? Who gives a shit about White House renovations?
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Yes, there is a bowling alley in the White House. It needs a Street Fighter II cabinet in there though to make it authentic, but nowadays, I would have put in Third Strike.
John Andrews Stan dijo:
Emily Bell continues to farm for sympathy over her imaginary persecution and beg for help raising money for translations of African stories. I wonder why her friend Pat hasn’t bothered to amplify her doomed campaign even once.
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This broad is so exhausting that even glazing over her tweets makes my eyes hurt.
Average Russian Spy dijo:
Saw some in-the-wild Patposting today while playing TF2. No idea how it started but when I joined the server the whole chat was filled with people calling each other Stalker Child's. It was pretty funny.
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Wild Patposting is always the best Patposting because either people are baffled by it or just join in and make jokes constantly.
 
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