Amazon Web Services is down, taking down a massive chunk of online services - You will have to wait to order your dildos and buttplugs

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A major Amazon Web Services (AWS) outage has caused widespread internet disruptions this morning, taking down dozens of popular apps, games, and websites including Snapchat, Roblox, Fortnite, Duolingo, and Ring. Users began reporting problems at approximately 8 AM UK time (midnight PT), with the tracking website Downdetector showing massive, simultaneous spikes in outage reports for services that rely on Amazon’s cloud infrastructure.
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https://dataconomy.com/2025/10/20/amazon-down-widespread-aws-outage-takes-down-internet/ https://archive.is/lKEaP

Increased Error Rates and Latencies
Oct 20 10:38 AM PDT Our mitigations to resolve launch failures for new EC2 instances are progressing and the internal subsystems of EC2 are now showing early signs of recovering in a few Availability Zones (AZs) in the US-EAST-1 Region. We are applying mitigations to the remaining AZs at which point we expect launch errors and network connectivity issues to subside.
Oct 20 10:03 AM PDT We continue to apply mitigation steps for network load balancer health and recovering connectivity for most AWS services. Lambda is experiencing function invocation errors because an internal subsystem was impacted by the network load balancer health checks. We are taking steps to recover this internal Lambda system. For EC2 launch instance failures, we are in the process of validating a fix and will deploy to the first AZ as soon as we have confidence we can do so safely. We will provide an update by 10:45 AM PDT.
Oct 20 9:13 AM PDT We have taken additional mitigation steps to aid the recovery of the underlying internal subsystem responsible for monitoring the health of our network load balancers and are now seeing connectivity and API recovery for AWS services. We have also identified and are applying next steps to mitigate throttling of new EC2 instance launches. We will provide an update by 10:00 AM PDT.
Oct 20 8:43 AM PDT We have narrowed down the source of the network connectivity issues that impacted AWS Services. The root cause is an underlying internal subsystem responsible for monitoring the health of our network load balancers. We are throttling requests for new EC2 instance launches to aid recovery and actively working on mitigations.
https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status https://archive.is/Pahlh
 
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