DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

All this Jayde cocksucking is annoying. Sure he's a retard who was dealt a losing hand by the master pickle man in the sky, but you need to also lack a soul to even consider yourself a dsp fan, and thus he is both SOULLESS and RETARDED.
Tldr; fuck that nigger

I only dislike that Jayde's handlers think it's perfectly fine he watches Phil everyday, and that he's normalizing the beggar's routine. It's sad.

I generally disagree with the normie standard of giving the visibly retarded special treatment because it's virtue signaling, and doesn't accomplish the goodwill they think it does. Plus, there's a lot of retards in Phil's chat, all of them can't be catered to. Phil certainly isn't going to.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

There's only room for catering to one retard on DSP's streams, and the best way to cater to that retard is with a superchat, gifted subs, super sticker, kick bits, or a TIP!

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Jayde is better than DSP in every way. He’s aware he’s retarded, has friends, is outgoing and leaves the fucking house. Also, probably a better driver.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Mother fucker fully digs in his nose. I hate this faggot so much.

 

[DeadNivea]

He lists the Marines on his Facebook:
Man far greater than his son.

well, Phil certainly has his hairline. or was Linda combing her husbands hair every morning the same way she did for Phil?

 

[fresh pair of socks]

He lists the Marines on his Facebook:
Man far greater than his son.

This man has a graduate + doctorate degree? How did he end up with such a lazy, useless, low achieving son? Linda's gene-pool must be polluted.

 

[Digger10]

How did he end up with such a lazy, useless, low achieving son?

Phil must have grown from the sweat off Dave's balls.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Jayde would probably be a better streamer than DSP, too.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This man has a graduate + doctorate degree? How did he end up with such a lazy, useless, low achieving son? Linda's gene-pool must be polluted.

My assumption is Dave is the workaholic to get out of the house away from Linda. His list of credentials are large and varied, and he was still at it nearing his 70s. Dave was a nerdy looking guy, and probably settled for whatever he could get in an older woman like Linda. Phil's stories about his Mom suggest she's probably a piece of work and loves to spend Dave's money.

If so, I can't blame Phil for not wanting to emulate that. Phil also likely had tons of pressure from his parents to succeed. I'm sure his parents played a huge part in getting him to be valedictorian. Once Phil was clearly falling behind, and that's not entirely his fault as we know he's special, I can see how he ended up flaming out, coping with alcohol and playing WWF "King of Hate" character in FGC.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

He lists the Marines on his Facebook:
Man far greater than his son.

This man did not have Phil, I refuse to believe it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I bet he doesn't see the parodic aspect, he's too autistic to understand it, his retarded mind goes to the obvious: "I don't drink from the bottle before stream, I don't masturbate so violently, my wife isn't a fat canadian dude, so this isn't me, it's just another slanderous detractor video". He only understood that Kino Casino made fun of him and people laughed at him harder than usual.
If he understood something he would have toned down his aggresive begging but he still does the "right nao" shit.

During the first final response to Kino Casino he quite literally called it a "documentary" and then went on to say that Andy and AssTonne called themselves dents because it's called the Dented Zone and they act in the "documentary." After Lard and Tard made fun of him for being so fucking retarded for calling it a documentary and that it's a parody of his life, in his second final response and every other final response after that he coped about how IT'S NAHT TROOOOOO and how he's the happiest man who ever happied, and that he's healthy, buff, successful, invented pointing a camera at himself while eating etc.

 

[Free Jasper]

This man did not have Phil, I refuse to believe it.

JFC, I knew Dave was a different breed to Phil but I didn’t know he was that accomplished.

Objectively there’s no way someone like that isn’t embarrassed and ashamed of Phil even a small amount.
Probably explains why he stormed out when Linda was giving him the tax bailout.

 

[neger psykolog]

This man did not have Phil, I refuse to believe it.

The world is full of no loads. No one knows the specific circumstances during childhood that resulted in little Philly. They may have tried earnestly but Phil is just Phil.

 

[Maximum Scent Permeation]

Since it's DSP's day off I thought it'd be the perfect opportunity to do some Doody-esque speculating. DSP has mentioned multiple times that his dad was a marine, although he has always been quite vague about it. According to this old newspaper archive, in 1977 at 21 years old, Dave's profession was a "warehouseman". I believe you need to do at least 3 years of active duty so I kind of doubt that he was in the marines before that if he listed his profession as something else in '77 when he was 21. Did he join at a later date, after getting married? I'm inclined to think Dave never was in the military and this is just some "my dad is cooler than your dad" nonsense Phil used to bullshit other kids with in his school days. Another thing that I find odd is that his parents got married in or around the end of 1977, but it took them almost five years to spawn the pigroach, who would go on to be an only child. DSP looks and supposedly acts absolutely nothing like Dave and he has mentioned there being issues with infidelity with his parents. Is Dave infertile and did Linda, desperate for a baby, fuck a pigroach-looking alien pretending to be the milkman?

You can join the military at 17 with your parents permission. He also could have been injured and medically discharged or his dad could have been a warehouse worker in the Corps. If Phil was a normal likeable person he could have had his dad on stream for the easy content and memes where you could actually ask him about it.

 

[Free Jasper]

Catching up on TBS and laughed hard at Phil’s lie that in his school teachers sent you feedback electronically at end of the year and you could respond. This system was in place 25 years ago apparently. And of course, Phil sent a sick burn mic drop to a teacher he didn’t like.

I sometimes struggle to believe this is a real person and not and act but casual things like this confirm it. He couldn’t just say he didn’t like a class 25 years ago, he has to invent some convoluted lie where he ‘wins’. At 43 years old.

This guy is just so messed up in terms of maturity and mental state.

 

[GodModule]

Catching up on TBS and laughed hard at Phil’s lie that in his school teachers sent you feedback electronically at end of the year and you could respond. This system was in place 25 years ago apparently. And of course, Phil sent a sick burn mic drop to a teacher he didn’t like.

Rate me dumb but why is this implausible? 25 years ago was 2000. My college had a system like that in 2004

 

[Balr0g]

ALT doing a deepdive into DSP's house hunting

And I find this comment somewhat interesting:

I mean he heavily consumes alcohol there is no denying that (just look at him begging for shots during his pigathons). So he thinks he is so special because of some basic workouts that is loosing weight rapidly

 

[PenskeMaterial]

It would be the most DSP thing ever to brag about weight loss and act like he's a fitness nut now when IN REALITY it's caused by a health issue.

I might die from laughing if a year from now he'll show up on stream at 120lbs bragging about how ripped he is.

 

[DeadNivea]

ALT doing a deepdive into DSP's house hunting

And I find this comment somewhat interesting:

I mean he heavily consumes alcohol there is no denying that (just look at him begging for shots during his pigathons). So he thinks he is so special because of some basic workouts that is loosing weight rapidly

Eh, I still think Phil's alcohol dependency is overblown, and him begging for shots is because he charges 100 dollars for them lol. i dont think his weight loss was all that "rapid" either. like all things relating to his appearance recently, it all just ties back to LTG who royally mind broke him with the whole focus on your sexy bit. this was only exacerbated with the kino casino arc because PPP is a cow and Phil thinks it's an easy win over them if he parades his "muh fitness arc" in PPP's face

 

[smug comporon]

Yeah he just has nothing going on in his head. His Silent Hill f take is just awful. For one he didn't beat it like he says. The game has a very Nier like thing of continuing to play to get way more story/lore. Say what you will about the gameplay but it's a very well written game with so much going on as you go through it. His reaction to it? "Like the writer actually thought they made a good idea like you are the duncest motherfucker I've ever seen." Our boy is talking about a renown writer here but nah he knows good writing. Check out Project 7 if you'd like to see some goodass writing instead.

The writer is renowned for going to absolute shit once his long time editor died, not for being a good writer.