NYC 2025 Mayoral Election

Zohran's an alright candidate but the unearned smugness from leftists and disgruntled Bernie Bros is fucking obnoxious.

For the last four months, the Online Left has been badgering every fucking Democrat within earshot to endorse Zohran, because they're delusional enough to think that he's their big chance at finally FORCING national Democratic leadership submit to their will.
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Leftists have joined MAGA boomers in their everlasting desire to only win as long as they think it pisses off the libz:
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This shit is functionally identical to memes MAGAts make about epically owning the libs, just somehow gayer. "Oh I bet you're SOOO upset and bothered that you're voting for a left-leaning candidate, member of the US's biggest left-leaning party!"

These fucking dumbasses are literally making up ghosts to fight because Bernie Sanders-brand leftists NEED an enemy to feel victimized by, so they can larp as revolutionaries "fighting against" something.
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Democrats and Liberals are supposedly "fighting Zohran" or trying to stop him from enacting the glorious socialist revolution New York City NEEDS by not immediately endorsing him and completely pledging their allegiance to him (months away from the election).

Zohran Mamdani is running in a race where his opponents are:
1. Andrew Cuomo: A corrupt sex pest who resigned from office in disgrace after bungling his handling of COVID so badly that dozens of elderly people died entirely avoidable deaths while he tried to cover it up.

Cuomo is a grab bag full of issues, but he's over all the most contemptible (imo) because him, his brother, and the rest of his family seem to think they're entitled to a special place in politics because their daddy was governor 40 fucking years ago. Charisma,

2. Eric Adams: A cartoonishly corrupt Do Nothing Trump finger-puppet willing to sell his asshole to the highest bidder at a moment's notice.
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Trying to bribe a reporter with a a $100 bill in a red Chinese New Year envelope hidden in a bag of Sour Cream and Onion chips is some truly Saturday Morning Cartoon villain shit.

3. Curtis fucking Sliwa. Granted, he's the most honest out of the three, but come on now. Come on now.

in a MAYORAL ELECTION in one of the bluest cities in the country, in one of the bluest states in the country, during a time where the Republican Party is doing everything in their power to make them unpalatable to voters nationwide before the 2026 Midterms and 2028 Election.

This was a fucking slam dunk in the making, literally the only thing anyone would have to do to win is 1) not be a piece of shit, and 2) have a (D) next to their name. Mamdani is only going to have an easier time now that Adams wizened up, cut his losses, and dropped out.

Mamdani's charisma feels very fake and his fanbase is EXTREMELY fucking Reddit, but it works for his vocal fanbase of terminally online leftists who desperately need a parasocial god idol figure to worship, in the same way hardcore MAGATs need a figure like Trump to even be remotely interested in politics.

Much like AOC and other "socialist" darlings, Zohran is going to moderate over time to get anything done. This will piss off his fanbase and they will eat him alive at the drop of a hat.

It basically already happened both before and after he won the primary, leftists are allergic to actually holding power and having to act on their ideals, so they got right to purity testing.
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His October 7th statement, which was quite possibly the most politically palatable version of "Fuck Israel, #FreePalestine" he could give without yelling "GLOBALIZE THE INTIFADA, IMPALE ALL JEWS ON PIKES":
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and his fans started to tear into him for being a "traitor".
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All it takes to become a "Liberal Zionist" is showing the slightest bit of compassion for Jews (running for mayor in a city that has 1 million Jewish voters).

"Glory to the Resistance"
What a successful "resistance movement", you helped split the ticket, elect a right-wing president who's best friends with Benjamin Netanyahu and ended up doubling the amount of dead Palestinians! How very leftist of you! You'll definitely get that Palestinian State from the River to the Sea any day now!

What's funny is that this statement pissed off both Jews and Muslims:
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This zei_squirrel faggot definitely needs a thread here, this guy lost his mind the hardest:
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KF's userbase has definitely swung right since 2016, but you guys need to understand, Leftist Twitter is an entirely different world.

On Leftist Twitter, Liberals are far right, genocidal, jew-loving Zionist Zionazis who are worse than Republicans, the far right, and actual avowed Neo Nazis because Liberals only agree with maybe 95% of what Leftists espouse. Leftists are an all-or-nothing voter bloc, if you're not towing their ever-changing party line, you're as good as a fascist to them.

Mamdani can never legally run for president, so at least there's no chances of BernieBros and Hasan-watching Leftists using him to tank yet another Democratic ticket with endless whining in any future election when they have to come to terms with the reality that their favorite New England/Mid-Atlantic DSA rose socialist doesn't appeal to consistently-Democratic voting working class black people in South Carolina during the primary.

Zohran winning means maybe some positive changes (before his base completely discards him as a Zionist Capitalist Sellout CIA Asset Establishment Shill for not waving the magic "make my life better" wand), but mostly, keeping Trump's influence out of the city until the end of his term. Adams or Cuomo winning means Trump gets full influence over the city (for the right price).

You're not going to see Soviet New York City no matter how much Twitter fantasizes or Fox News fearmongers about it.
 
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A corrupt sex pest
that's called being italian

Eric Adams: A cartoonishly corrupt Do Nothing Trump finger-puppet willing to sell his asshole to the highest bidder at a moment's notice.
dropped out of the race

This zei_squirrel faggot definitely needs a thread here, this guy lost his mind the hardest:
Famous lolcow, shes a disabled Muslim in the UK living off gibs and seething iirc

she is covered in this piece:


she has a thing for rape for some reason
 
Today is the day, final predictions? I expect Mamdani to win with barely over 50% of the vote, and the turnout will also be well over 50%. I pray that lovable nutjob and quintesential new yorker sliwa gets second place too
 
Today is the day, final predictions? I expect Mamdani to win with barely over 50% of the vote, and the turnout will also be well over 50%. I pray that lovable nutjob and quintesential new yorker sliwa gets second place too

44% Mamdani. 40% Cuomo. 14% Sliwa. Everyone blames Sliwa for NYC's implosion instead of foreign voters, illegal voters, moron commie douchebags, Cuomo for refusing to reach out to right wing and centrist voters, and the GOP for ceding NYC to a clown in a beret for the second time in 4 years.
 
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i hope mamdani wins because i don't live in nyc and watching everyone there suffer more than they already are will be hilarious
islamic communism ENGAGE

"I don't live in NYC so this Islamo-Commie bomb going off in America's biggest city will never affect me, LOL."
 
explain in great detail how the mayor of a city i don't live in, in a state i don't live in will affect me in any way.

1. Fleeing New Yorkers who continue to vote the same way that wrecked their city.

2. A galvanized DSA and far-left Democrat fringe who decide candidates like this should be run elsewhere.

3. One of the world's financial nerve centers starts coming apart at the seams, leading to a ripple effect in the economy. Good or bad, it will be volatile.

4. Massive influx of Third Worlders who move on from NYC to other parts of the country once the money runs out.

I'm sure you'll be fine. Point and laugh to your heart's content.
 
I think this is going to be a slaughter tbh. Like, a 20%+ margin for Mamdani level slaughter. How the Libs decided that their best candidate to fight the "extremists communist" was Andrew Cuomo is beyond me. Literally pick anybody else, other than Eric Adams or the Grandma Killing Rapist and this would be significantly closer. I would be willing to say that less than 15% of the people voting for Cuomo actually want Cuomo to be Mayor, and the other 85% just don't want Mamdani to be Mayor. While this strategy has worked before (Joe Biden) I don't see enough people hating Mamdani enough to take off work, plug their nose, and vote for Cuomo. Granted I have no connection to NYC at all so what do I know.
 
imagine not voting for this guy
i don't even know his policies but he likes kots which is more than enough
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he should've put that last one on billboards everywhere and it would've been a blowout
 
He literally has said in interviews that his manager told him to keep quiet about the cats.

That man needs to be thrown into the river.
 
I think this is going to be a slaughter tbh. Like, a 20%+ margin for Mamdani level slaughter. How the Libs decided that their best candidate to fight the "extremists communist" was Andrew Cuomo is beyond me. Literally pick anybody else, other than Eric Adams or the Grandma Killing Rapist and this would be significantly closer. I would be willing to say that less than 15% of the people voting for Cuomo actually want Cuomo to be Mayor, and the other 85% just don't want Mamdani to be Mayor. While this strategy has worked before (Joe Biden) I don't see enough people hating Mamdani enough to take off work, plug their nose, and vote for Cuomo. Granted I have no connection to NYC at all so what do I know.
IMO the liberal establishment has already quietly acquiesced to Mamdani and are hoping they can tard wrangle him and his lunatic support base. Cuomo is just token opposition at this point.
 
mamdani can't even do a single 50lb rep without help
this is your future mayor

 
1. Fleeing New Yorkers who continue to vote the same way that wrecked their city.

2. A galvanized DSA and far-left Democrat fringe who decide candidates like this should be run elsewhere.

3. One of the world's financial nerve centers starts coming apart at the seams, leading to a ripple effect in the economy. Good or bad, it will be volatile.

4. Massive influx of Third Worlders who move on from NYC to other parts of the country once the money runs out.

I'm sure you'll be fine. Point and laugh to your heart's content.
I don’t. If he wins, it’ll just “inspire” other people from shithole countries to run for office in America.
It could also be the wake up call this country desperately needs. Too many people have been brainwashed into this bizarre belief that brown communism is the future and if we simply emulate South Africa hard enough, nobody will have any problems ever again. I think the retards in NYC could use a nice dose of reality to remind them that not being able to get a 39 week abortion is in fact not as bad as things can get.
 
It could also be the wake up call this country desperately needs. Too many people have been brainwashed into this bizarre belief that brown communism is the future and if we simply emulate South Africa hard enough, nobody will have any problems ever again. I think the retards in NYC could use a nice dose of reality to remind them that not being able to get a 39 week abortion is in fact not as bad as things can get.
I must admit I will be viewing intently from a window so to speak. It's like NYC has started it's own fascinating anacyclosis cycle in the 80's, where the "Hard times" of crime leads to "Strong men" where being "strong" actually just mean not being retarded and knowing you should lock criminals up to decrease crime. This then created the good times and thus the "weak men" who will see a single instance of a criminal being mistreated, assume all criminals get treated like that and that we should let them all go as well as implement more communism, eventually leading to high crime and Guliani 2.0 and the cycle restarts. Or maybe Mamdani is a prophet and everything works out peachy, who knows. Or even worse, maybe immigration has forced the hand of fate and NYC is just screwed forever.
 
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