Science Bill Nye: Hey boys, you should try getting assfucked, it's scientific evolution - Also you're gender is fluid, have fun with it. SCIENCE!

http://www.dailywire.com/news/15674...ats-left-his-credibility-amanda-prestigiacomo

So he's got a new TV show aimed at teenagers to teach them about science. This is what he said was "Exactly the right message" to teach young people today.

Yep, he decided that science is shit like

"Power bottom or power top, Versatile love may have some butt stuff. It's evolution, ain't nothing new",
"Give someone new a handy, Then give yourself props",
"Sexuality is a spectrum, Everyone is on it. Even you might like it if you sit up on it"

and even worse

"Damn skippy, home slice"​

is the kind of science you need to teach teenagers in current year.

Spoiler: Full lyrics

This world of ours is full of choice
But must I choose between only John or Joyce?
Are my options only hard or moist?

My vagina has its own voice
Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice
Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina
Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or

Power bottom or power top
Versatile love may have some butt stuff
It's evolution, ain't nothing new

There's nothing taboo about a sex stew
Just add salt or Gerard Depardieu
French treasure

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or

If they're alive I'll date 'em
Channing or Jenna Tatum
I'm down for anything
Don't box in my box

Give someone new a handy
Then give yourself props
(Male voice: Oh you think you're so smart, did you learn gay in college?)
Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge

Sexuality's a spectrum
Everyone is on it
Even you might like it if you sit up on it
Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right

You're tall pansexual, flirty wood sprite
Who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight?
(Male voice: With a sad clown Skyping via satellite?)

Damn skippy, home slice,
Sing it with me all night
Sex how you want it, it's your goddamn right

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or

Get off your soapbox
Get off your soapbox
My sex junk's better than bagels with lox
With lots of schmear

 

[RockVolnutt]

Also, the video has almost universal dislikes, and the comment section is hilarious - gay folks are saying they're offended that the video stereotypes homosexuals as sexually deviant perverts who will stick their dick in anything that walks, as well as progressives saying this is the straw that broke the camel's back and they're now voting Republican, rolfmao.

I take comments like that with a grain of salt unless this truly is way too extreme for SJWs.

 

[chocolatesaltyballs]

The next time some euphoric goes on about how SCIENCE is 100%, capital-T Truth that we can all live by, I'm going to use this shit as an example of how politicized it can get.

fuck this noise

 

[Somsnosa]

I take comments like that with a grain of salt unless this truly is way too extreme for SJWs.

It's not hard to believe the moderate left is getting tired of this shit

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Leave pee wee alone. Man paid his dues, career ruined for jerking it in the one place your supposed to jerk it outside of your home.

"If masturbation were a crime, I'd be on death row!"--Gilbert Gottfried

Edit: Rachel Bloom had a good run being semihot for being "thick", but there's just something prematurely old, matronly and unattractive about her now. Probably these songs that should have stayed unwritten. Ugh

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Don't argue about politics in a thread about an old fake scientist who is trying to fit in with millennials by dancing next to an Asian lady in a seahorse outfit.
Thanks.

 

[Ruin]

My bad. Bill Nye knows nothing about biology and I would not have sex with him.

 

[proteus4994]

Edit: Rachel Bloom had a good run being semihot for being "thick", but there's just something prematurely old, matronly and unattractive about her now. Probably these songs that should have stayed unwritten. Ugh

The outfit did her no favors at all.

I don't think there's any thick girl that could pull off that leotard.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

So it's offensive to say that if you'd had XY chromosomes instead of XX, you'd be a boy instead of a girl.

Instead, we should change science to say that no matter what, you, the ultimate special youness of you, would have remained the same, and therefore that no changes to your chromosomes would have impacted your professed gender identity!

Sure, you'd think this would lead to half of people being trans, but AFAIK that's the endgoal of about three-quarters of tumblr, so it checks out.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

He'll say anything to be 'relevant' again.

"Again" is a bit much; as it implies he was ever.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I hope I see him working at Arby's real soon

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The outfit did her no favors at all.

I don't think there's any thick girl that could pull off that leotard.

Tumblr - the musical

 

[WW 635]

> with lots of schmear

This line is gag inducing

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

His show was always so awkward...


Glad to see nothing's changed.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Netflix has edited an old 1996 episode of Bill Nye to cut out a part stating "chromosomes determine one's gender.":

http://archive.is/fdXco#selection-1723.0-1807.179

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/2d/c0/342dc0b469cf2f8cf974b6ac5f43c150.jpg

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

http://www.utdallas.edu/news/2017/4...neration-at-Lecture-to-Change_story-wide.html

Meandering between topics such as space exploration, renewable energy and the science of sundials over the course of 75 minutes, the lecture carried an urgent but hopeful tone. Nye stressed the link between gender equality and reduced rates of population growth, a key factor in the health of the environment.

“Raising the standard of living of women and girls is the most effective way to have smaller families, and the families that you do have, each kid has more resources, they thrive,” Nye said. “The way to do that is through education. And the way to provide education to people around the world is through the internet.”

 

[Shugo]

http://www.utdallas.edu/news/2017/4...neration-at-Lecture-to-Change_story-wide.html

Raising the standard of living, like feeding Africa whose population is exploding?

That's how you stop overpopulation?

THIS is ending overpopulation?

The last 50 years of endless humanitarian aid to starving Africans didn't stop their population from exploding and needing more fucking mouths to feed with no one producing food on the continent, why would it end when we keep ramping up international aid to these countries which never become self sustainable and only become a huger and huger problem on the developed world?

That article also failed to mention he didn't disagree with the concept of legally limiting births only in first world countries during an interview/video thing.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Raising the standard of living, like feeding Africa whose population is exploding?

That's how you stop overpopulation?

THIS is ending overpopulation?

The last 50 years of endless humanitarian aid to starving Africans didn't stop their population from exploding and needing more fucking mouths to feed with no one producing food on the continent, why would it end when we keep ramping up international aid to these countries which never become self sustainable and only become a huger and huger problem on the developed world?

That article also failed to mention he didn't disagree with the concept of legally limiting births only in first world countries during an interview/video thing.

Because "DIE WHITEY!!!"

 

[neo-arkomia]

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/
>TRANSGENDER, AND OTHER BULLSHIT GENDER CRAP IS REAL BECAUSE SCIENCE SAYS SO
reminder that non-binary gender only exists on fucking animals/some shit. we aren't animals and we aren't aliens who can have more than 2 genders. yes people with both female and male genitalia exists but that doesn't fucking mean it will automatically validate non-binary. journos these days smh .

 

[Matt Damon]

Ver archivo adjunto 5133064
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/
>TRANSGENDER, AND OTHER BULLSHIT GENDER CRAP IS REAL BECAUSE SCIENCE SAYS SO
reminder that non-binary gender only exists on fucking animals/some shit. we aren't animals and we aren't aliens who can have more than 2 genders. yes people with both female and male genitalia exists but that doesn't fucking mean it will automatically validate non-binary. journos these days smh .

Kill yourself, you necroposting newfag retard.

 

[neo-arkomia]

Kill yourself, you necroposting newfag retard.

you see my pink triangle? i'm here on this site to do 2 things? debate and necrobump.