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I'd like to imagine a tourist snapping a pic, and Phil starts bouncing and squeaking. The tourist starts walking away at a normal speed, with Phil waddling as fast as he can after him, then face planting.
05/15 - Phil Phights Ba... Wait, I swear I've done this before... - In which, yet again, Phil conphiscates another phucking phone
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lolcow fight club when
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I'd love to reply to Phil's post claiming to actually be the Kiwi agent in question, just to see his reaction.
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Man, I didn't know Phil was Sylvester Stallone circa Judge Dredd
Kiwis, beware!
Kiwis, beware!
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This never happened of course, but it makes me laugh that he conflates people taking photos of a man that looks like the aftermath of a dumpster fire, with KF stalkers (which also don't exist 
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Both are Italian-American men who specialise in imaginary male power fantasies.
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- 20 de Ene, 2014
that's exactly how i'd imagine it would go. this is why each contestant is given a healthy dose of cocaine and PCP, and are told that the opponent has misgendered them.
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- 9 de Jun, 2014
Been a while since we had a Phil thread. I thought he died or something and nobody gave enough of a shit to post about it on Facebook.
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His twitter avi reminds me of Chunk from the goonies.
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If someone put out a Lolcow fighting game I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
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And his spare tonne and a half of weight doesn't?
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Actually, you know who Phil reminds me of?
Krang, from the Ninja Turtles cartoon. Not Krang from the comics, or the movie, or the most recent Nickelodeon cartoon (where the Krang species are a legitimate threat)
No, the original cartoon Krang.
Always making threats he NEVER makes good on, constantly nagging and badgering the only people that would be considered his "friends", and has a voice that sounds like an old chainsmoking woman that's gargling raw sewage
Not to mention Phil bears some resemblance to Krang's robot body...in that he's fat and his head is misshapen.
Although in all fairness...Krang is more fuckable
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- 6 de Jul, 2015
Just waiting for the one where he chases the 'Kiwi Farmer' into an alley and discretely kills them. Or makes them fig him.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
They tried that. Until Bob died.
There are multiple reasons why this didn't happen. If nothing else it was raining some today and we know Phil is adverse to any sort of water.
I also imagined him imagining doing a cool Naruto run after this figment of his imagination.
I also imagined him imagining doing a cool Naruto run after this figment of his imagination.
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Most of the recent updates have been in the misc. Facebook thread, unless he does something that really justifies singling it out on its own, I try to keep it from cluttering up the forum too much.