💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Horrified Bystander]

Sadly from their previously displayed behavior I have little hope that they will toss a lifeline to their grandchildren.

They really do have that “make it on your own, we did (while conveniently forgetting the million dollar head start/landing pad” vibe about them. Not sure if it’s the multiple homes or insane eyes or old or what.

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Imagine giving some shitbag lawyer money every month/year just to have a "community" to talk to. Can't these boomers just make their own facebook group to talk to each other without paying Nick to ignore them? Or are they still holding out for their 5k gift?

He made a video a few months ago claiming he bought the laser to etch the glasses. I wish I knew then so we could have a timer counting down how long it's been

 

[AnOminous]

He made a video a few months ago claiming he bought the laser to etch the glasses. I wish I knew then so we could have a timer counting down how long it's been

Why does this fucking retard even bother with these stupid lies? Everybody knows he's never going to do jack shit. If he'd just shut up instead of constantly lying, everyone would have forgotten about his thieving bullshit years ago.

 

[daffodils]

He made a video a few months ago claiming he bought the laser to etch the glasses. I wish I knew then so we could have a timer counting down how long it's been

He first mentioned it on February 28th, which was 219 days ago.

And while we are keeping time: 12 days without a tweet, 23 days without a stream, 44 days since the last Locals post, 98 days since the last Locals exclusive stream.

 

[AltisticRight]

Kayla by all accounts is a human doormat with no conviction. If she hasn't pulled a May horse wife by now then she's going to stay with Nick forever.

She's a discount IKEA rug.
Every can lay her.

And while we are keeping time: 12 days without a tweet, 23 days without a stream, 44 days since the last Locals post, 98 days since the last Locals exclusive stream.

And ???th of May for the 14 LOCALS streams.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Ver archivo adjunto 7994507
Lovers parked next to each other

Is Taylor Swift's new song "Actually Romantic" about them?

https://youtu.be/gCEA1bAjiuQ

 

[BathTubShine]

Remember Nick says he intends to fuck his kids over and not pay a dime for their future education, no matter their merits.

"Why would I save for my kids education, they all want to be future content creators(TM)"

There isn't many cows I truly despise, but as an actual Father myself, Nick has earned my hate and I'll wear a tophat of MATI for that proudly.

Friendly reminder to Nick and his sycophants who read the thread religiously:

"Nick allowed his 8 year old daughter to dip into copius amounts of cocaine.
(while having +25grams of it openly available around their house)
So much so, that she tested positive for Cocaine metabolites over 10x the cutoff limit (+5000/500) in a hair follicle test, which on an adult user would be indication of DAILY usage.
Nick could not find a way to refute the test results during the CPS case so he rushed his lawyer to get the case sealed forever.
Don't let him ever forget that WE REMEMBER!"

 

[Oxyjen]

He made a video a few months ago claiming he bought the laser to etch the glasses. I wish I knew then so we could have a timer counting down how long it's been

Glasses? Like shot glasses or something?
That’s uh, non-trivial. He’ll have a lot of failures, they’ll look shit and he’ll never ship more than a handful.

 

[not william stenchever]

Glasses? Like shot glasses or something?
That’s uh, non-trivial. He’ll have a lot of failures, they’ll look shit and he’ll never ship more than a handful.

"Haha laser go brr" -Nikki
"Haha wife fuck bull" -Also Nikki
"Haha child snort rail" Ditto

 

[Red Frida]

Glasses? Like shot glasses or something?
That’s uh, non-trivial. He’ll have a lot of failures, they’ll look shit and he’ll never ship more than a handful.

He could also just go to one of the first search engine hits for custom shot glasses such as this one and order 5,000 shot glasses:

https://www.totallypromotional.com/1-75-oz-shot-glass.html

At 93 cents each that's about $4700 in production cost and a six business day turnaround.
Of course he would also need to pay shipping for the glasses to himself and then pay shipping to each locals subscriber which would be multiples of the cost of the gift itself, but that's his own fault for promising a locals gift to begin with.
But he could finish this within a couple of months if he focused his attention on this task, and with less effort than becoming a bespoke laser engraver.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Maybe the plan now is getting Aaron the full prison sentence and using his connections to force him into printing custom LawPope license plates for the 5k.

 

[iheartjosh]

The locals gift was the friends we made along the way.

It is probably best if Nick doesn't give his children anything because he would lord it over them for all time like the crazy woman he is.

 

[Lian Xing]

At 93 cents each that's about $4700 in production cost and a six business day turnaround.
Of course he would also need to pay shipping for the glasses to himself and then pay shipping to each locals subscriber which would be multiples of the cost of the gift itself, but that's his own fault for promising a locals gift to begin with.

One month of cocaine could have covered it.

 

[Folgers Can]

I wish I knew then so we could have a timer counting down how long it's been

He first mentioned it on February 28th, which was 219 days ago.

...and again... and again...:

0:58

[Timestamp 27:38]

1:23

[Timestamp 36:59]

It's one thing to be busy with all the hot trials going on, but with a rate of two streams a month solely attributable to a quavering pussy's fear of an HRO that any standard Trump 'n' Guns stream or Kurt cooking stream would never violate, wouldn't he have had all the time in the world to get this done? Just what the FUCK consumes this shiftless nigger's roughly 9 to 10 waking hours per day, for weeks on end?


https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/466034/time-since-locals-5k-gift-engravers-arrival

Spoiler: Timer embed that probably won't work

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[John Andrews Stan]

Until I see certified test results I think at least one of them isn't Nick's

All five look exactly like Nick. Unfortunately for them, he’s their sperm donor.

 

[AltisticRight]

Just what the FUCK consumes this shiftless nigger's roughly 9 to 10 waking hours per day, for weeks on end?

Holy shit the timer actually works.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kevin Brennan is live and has been talking about how bizarre the Stuttering John alogs and Aaron alogs are. (His second mic tonight is a psychiatrist.)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Glasses? Like shot glasses or something?
That’s uh, non-trivial. He’ll have a lot of failures, they’ll look shit and he’ll never ship more than a handful.

Remember, his excuse at first was that he did not want it to be 'cheap' and he had 'custom artwork' commissioned for it so 'each one... [was]... unique'.

How his crest has fallen with expectations these days.

He could also just go to one of the first search engine hits for custom shot glasses such as this one and order 5,000 shot glasses:

https://www.totallypromotional.com/1-75-oz-shot-glass.html

At 93 cents each that's about $4700 in production cost and a six business day turnaround.
Of course he would also need to pay shipping for the glasses to himself and then pay shipping to each locals subscriber which would be multiples of the cost of the gift itself, but that's his own fault for promising a locals gift to begin with.
But he could finish this within a couple of months if he focused his attention on this task, and with less effort than becoming a bespoke laser engraver.

But they would not 'make' AND 'ship' them! He did not want to deal with the postage and management of addresses (he cited PII) to mail them out.

Nevermind that his grifter friends like TUG have done this multiple times and could help him do it...

 

[There She Glows]

Kevin Brennan is live and has been talking about how bizarre the Stuttering John alogs and Aaron alogs are. (His second mic tonight is a psychiatrist.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UT1LwbqmkyE

I don't know Kevin Brennan outside of clips in this thread but I have a soft spot for him on the basis of his persistence in referring to Rekieta as "Nick Ricotta".

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

All five look exactly like Nick. Unfortunately for them, he’s their sperm donor.

I choose to believe in the funniest possible outcome of Nick's degeneracy. Him paying for someone else's kid would be kino. That would be impossible for Nick to hide.