💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Wrench Jockey]

Solution: maroon Baby Amdy on a remote island

Nobody will have to deal with him and no-one will have to clean what's left of him. Genius!

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I think the best twilight zone punishment for Andy would just be forced to live with clones of himself. They'd rip each other to shreds like his diapers.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

I think the best twilight zone punishment for Andy would just be forced to live with clones of himself. They'd rip each other to shreds like his diapers.

Combine that with @Wrench Jockey 's idea - a remote island hell populated entirely by a horde of Baby Amdys. Monitor the situation until there's one left standing, then provide "care" for him in the form of thoroughly carpet bombing the island.

edit: spelling fuckup

 

[NoCockatrice]

Anybody think Andy is going to make it to 50?

Just to piss normal people off, he might.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

Just to piss normal people off, he might.

Yeah it feels like the shittier the person the longer they live

 

[NoCockatrice]

Yeah it feels like the shittier the person the longer they live

Sadly, God takes the best ones first.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Combine that with @Wrench Jockey 's idea - a remote island hell populated entirely by a horde of Baby Amdys. Monitor the situatiion until there's one left standing, then provide "care" for him in the form of thoroughly carpet bombing the island.

No! The surviving Amdy must be preserved, studied... Just think how much we can learn from it... Once the shit-proof glass project is realised, of course.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Contrary to what Shit Boy said, he will not be returning to the family home in Tonawanda confirmed by Joe.

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

Contrary to what Shit Boy said, he will not be returning to the family home in Tonawanda confirmed by Joe.

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OH OF COURSE! Andy is such a FAKE and a liar!


He just CANNOT stop being FAKE!

Now I'm wondering if the apartment is bullshit too! he could just still be at that same group home where he used to get services from royal

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

OH OF COURSE! Andy is such a FAKE and a liar!


He just CANNOT stop being FAKE!

Now I'm wondering if the apartment is bullshit too! he could just still be at that same group home where he used to get services from royal

It’s probably fake. The last thing we heard was that Amdy was still in the group home but a different company was looking after him.

The last time he had an apartment I believe he smeared shit over the walls as a dirty protest, so hopefully he doesn’t get that chance again.

Amdy really needs to hurry up and die, or start posting again, this thread is wilting due to the lack of milk.

 

[Amewsed]

It’s probably fake. The last thing we heard was that Amdy was still in the group home but a different company was looking after him.

The last time he had an apartment I believe he smeared shit over the walls as a dirty protest, so hopefully he doesn’t get that chance again.

Amdy really needs to hurry up and die, or start posting again, this thread is wilting due to the lack of milk.

The best immediate outcome is an obituary.

"Andrew Ditch passed away. His heart was empty, but his diaper was full. He died doing what he loved. Shitting his pants. Only the crinklez diaper company will miss him."

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

The best immediate outcome is an obituary.

"Andrew Ditch passed away. His heart was empty, but his diaper was full. He died doing what he loved. Shitting his pants. Only the crinklez diaper company will miss him."

I cannot wait for the day that he ceases to draw breath. I hate saying stuff like that because it's so alogy and try hard and it just makes me sound like an asshole, but Andy has no redeeming features and the world will only be better with his passing. I just hope he dies in a way that inconveniences the least amount of people possible.

I find that most lolcows, and even horrorcows, have some redeeming feature. Might be an awful childhood, an actual mental illness, or maybe they just really care about their cat or something. Amdy has nothing, absolutely nothing.

Andy is the only lolcow that makes me legitimately MATI (well, apart from the pedos and the animal rapists of course).

Thank you for listening to my rant and I apologize for sounding like a cunt.

 

[Moar Krabs]

I cannot wait for the day that he ceases to draw breath. I hate saying stuff like that because it's so alogy and try hard and it just makes me sound like an asshole, but Andy has no redeeming features and the world will only be better with his passing. I just hope he dies in a way that inconveniences the least amount of people possible.

I find that most lolcows, and even horrorcows, have some redeeming feature. Might be an awful childhood, an actual mental illness, or maybe they just really care about their cat or something. Amdy has nothing, absolutely nothing.

Andy is the only lolcow that makes me legitimately MATI (well, apart from the pedos and the animal rapists of course).

Thank you for listening to my rant and I apologize for sounding like a cunt.

I think it has a lot to do with the fact that Andys only goal in life is to RP as a baby he has no goals or ambition, well he did have that PC business but that was just him trying to be Joe

 

[Doggo]

I just hope he dies in a way that inconveniences the least amount of people possible.

He’s gonna need at least 6 people to lift his fat arse. Although on the plus side, he might smell better dead than alive.

 

[A-Stump]

He’s gonna need at least 6 people to lift his fat arse. Although on the plus side, he might smell better dead than alive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale

 

[Governor Rocknar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale

Andy's whole life has been him being the reincarnation of Henry the VIII. Sociopathic childhoods, both poison people, and when Andy passes away, Andy's bloated corpse will emit the same foul stench Henry's did.

https://youtu.be/ZBENXTo08H4

 

[sodomy lifestyle]

Off topic, but this tard went full Ditch.

 

[A-Stump]

Andy's whole life has been him being the reincarnation of Henry the VIII. Sociopathic childhoods, both poison people, and when Andy passes away, Andy's bloated corpse will emit the same foul stench Henry's did.

https://youtu.be/ZBENXTo08H4

Andy will no joke likely require people in hazmat suits to haul his corpulent corpse away. His body is already a festering cesspit, imagine what it'll be like if he actually makes it to an age where he legitimately can't do anything for himself.

And I'm of the opinion he'll live a long life. Because most assholes do.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Solution: maroon Baby Amdy on a remote island

Nobody will have to deal with him and no-one will have to clean what's left of him. Genius!

No! The surviving Amdy must be preserved, studied... Just think how much we can learn from it... Once the shit-proof glass project is realised, of course.

Can we compromise and send him to the magical vacation paradise of Plum Island?

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

I think the best twilight zone punishment for Andy would just be forced to live with clones of himself. They'd rip each other to shreds like his diapers.

"YOU'RE 'BUZIN ME!!!"
"NO, YOU'RE 'BUZIN ME!!!
"YOU ALL ARE 'BOOOOOOOOOOOZIN ME!!!"