Let's act like we're working in a restaurant during peak Friday night dinner rush

[Adolf Kitler]

*Grabs a megaphone*

Attention Olive Garden customers, there's a race-mixed couple sitting at table 6. I repeat, there's a race-mixed couple sitting at table 6, thank you.

*Turns off megaphone*

 

[The Lurky 1]

@Adolf Kitler Listen, I am not waiting for table 9 man. There are ONLY niggers there, @p0e doesn't pay us SHIT

 

[Adolf Kitler]

@Adolf Kitler Listen, I am not waiting for table 9 man. There are ONLY niggers there, @p0e doesn't pay us SHIT

I went there, some fat sheboon called me a racist crackkka for asking them if they wanted to try our famous fried chicken, I'm so done with this shit.

 

[p0e]

@Adolf Kitler Listen, I am not waiting for table 9 man. There are ONLY niggers there, @p0e doesn't pay us SHIT

you'll get paid soon!

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

you'll get paid soon!

Okay I am here to do the prep. What do you need Boss? Also someone touched my fucking pies!

 

[newport100s]

Table 6 sent back the steak, said it's overcooked. They ate all but the grissle.

Btw àll the line cooks are in the bathroom doing nose beers.

 

[p0e]

Okay I am here to do the prep. What do you need Boss? Also someone touched my fucking pies!

I need you to find 4 people to help you clean the kitchen and then start cooking, EVERYONE ELSE JOIN THE COOKING

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

*crying in the freezer*

 

[McMitch]

Fuckin’ day shift left dick-all for prep! If you’re gonna cut them at 4:00 make sure they’re actually getting shit done!

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

I need you to find 4 people to help you clean the kitchen and then start cooking, EVERYONE ELSE JOIN THE COOKING

4 is impossible. How about 2 and I don't destroy this kitchen?

 

[p0e]

4 is impossible. How about 2 and I don't destroy this kitchen?

how about 3?

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

2 and a midget. They work for less.

 

[p0e]

2 and a midget. They work for less.

alright

 

[Dufe]

ITS DYING ON THE PASS!

 

[Jarch6]

*feedback from megaphone*
Excuse me fine patrons, a member of the kitchen staff has misplaced their cock ring and has asked that, if found, it be returned to the front desk posthaste!

Thank you for your time and attention in this matter
*clicking off sound*

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

Making out with the least ugly line cook out back. He lives with his parents and drives a mustang. I’ll find out in a few hours that he shaved all of his body hair and it’s a turn-off.

 

[Adolf Kitler]

Table 11 returned a pizza, they wanted a Margherita not a Hawaiian one.

 

[Enig]

Keep clear of table 7, someone brought their kids and one of 'em's just been starting fights with the other and getting up and spinning between tables going "WAH WAH WAH WAH" dumbfuck kid nearly tripped one of the waittresses coming back from table 13 too.

 

[p0e]

Table 11 returned a pizza, they wanted a Margherita not a Hawaiian one.

give it back to them and say we're out of margherita pizzas

Keep clear of table 7, someone brought their kids and one of 'em's just been starting fights with the other and getting up and spinning between tables going "WAH WAH WAH WAH" dumbfuck kid nearly tripped one of the waittresses coming back from table 13 too.

kick them out

 

[Moths]

WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES IS UPSELLING IN A FUCKING RUSH!?

MELISSA YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAVE A 8 TOP, SPLIT THE FUCKING TICKET OR IT WONT STAY IN THE WINDOW BECAUSE ITS TOO FUCKING LONG AND FALLS ONTO THE GRILL YOU DUMB BITCH! WE'VE TOLD YOU THIS 6 FUCKING TIMES ALREADY!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUS BOY!? GET THESE FUCKING BUS-TUBS OFF MY GOD DAMN LINE! NOW!

"BOO HOO MY TIPS", YOU'RE STILL MAKING MORE THAN ME EVEN WITH HOUR WAIT TIMES! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SEATING PEOPLE SO WE CAN CATCH UP DUMB ASS!

IF MY RELIEF DOESN'T SHOW UP, I'M GOING TO HANG MYSELF IN THE FUCKING DINING ROOM, I SWEAR TO GOD!


Sorry, PTSD kicked in.

The sounds of a chef who hasn't consumed enough cocaine in the restaurant bathroom