The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

[Product Placement]

I wish Bruno and I got to watch Jefftowne. My favorite Troma film. It's a movie about a retarded guy who was smart enough to know he's retarded to use it to manipulate people. Just because you're disabled, doesn't mean you can't be racist, have a dead end job, drink and do drugs with hookers.

It was his type of movie.

Jefftowne also got laid which sounds like it was more than Bruno ever did get to do.

 

[Big Nasty]

Bruno was being a bitch towards @Captain Syrup in the worst movies thread

 

[Spunt]

This is a mass shooter manifesto but without (I hope) the mass shooting.

Well look at me being too quick to judge.

 

[Just_A_guy]

So, who out of the Beauty Parlor regulars did this gentleman online date?
Also, he is alive. My evidence: his KF post count is just short from 20,000. No way a person could an hero missing such a milestone.

@Nurse Ratchet Says he just gaslit himself into thinking someone was interested who gave him no illusions about the fact she was not interested.

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

Well, damn, I guess he really wasn't the Cinema Snob after all.

 

[Syntaxion]

I legit don't get piss bottles

You ALREADY go to the toilet for shitting? There's no shitbottles
So you're not unable or unwilling to go to the toilet...

"but but but I piss far more often than I shit"
How often would a person piss where piss bottles become even close to a preferable alternative?
Once per 3 minutes?

Not even taking hygiene into account here, just the very concept itself

I thought there would be more normal-ish people on the Farms...

lmfao

 

[neger psykolog]

I legit don't get piss bottles

You ALREADY go to the toilet for shitting? There's no shitbottles
So you're not unable or unwilling to go to the toilet...

"but but but I piss far more often than I shit"
How often would a person piss where piss bottles become even close to a preferable alternative?
Once per 3 minutes?

To be fair you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand lowtiergod tier gaming strats

 

[SofondaCox]

He was one of ours, and he wanted the book disseminated. Okay.
Godspeed all our lost.

 

[Breadbassket]

This situation has taken quite the turn.

 

[AnOminous]

It's certainly helped a few people's music careers, though.

Not really. It definitely has helped many vulture scalpers though.

This man clearly needed to hear the message of the Gospels.

He should have read to the end of those biographies where almost all of those poètes maudits actually died at the foot of the Cross and not in the mire of atheism.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

And to think that I thought that this guy was an idiot for thinking that Cody Rhodes was a lame champion in WWE. This feels weird.

He was correct. Cody was awful.

If anyone ever says that Kiwi Farms users are somehow a cut above the average 4chan denizen/soyteen, just link them this thread.
This also means that Bruno's been posting while on the run, what an absolute mad lad.

This always makes me laugh. LARPing as some superior form of internet user but any time one gets unmasked they're a 40 year old shut in living in filth or a super degenerate homosexual bug chasing.

I like to think about it more like the legends you hear about Something Awful or Encyclopedia Dramatica users from the early 2000s, where the guy was a regular shitposter until news surfaces on some particularly pathetic and retarded thing he did IRL.

It's always the way isn't it?

Virgin men over the age of 25 need to be put down by the government, If you haven’t figured it out by then, it’s over for you. They all go insane from lack of pussy and do mass casualty incidents, kill their oneitis, or kill themselves anyway in a humiliating fashion like this and dishonor their whole bloodline.

Christian man waiting for marriage is an honourable thing.

You ALREADY go to the toilet for shitting? There's no shitbottles
So you're not unable or unwilling to go to the toilet...

There are shit socks. Do not question how bad the NEETs get.

 

[Just A Butt]

with a person

Which person though?

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

Not really. It definitely has helped many vulture scalpers though.

He should have read to the end of those biographies where almost all of those poètes maudits actually died at the foot of the Cross and not in the mire of atheism.

J.K. Huysmans could have saved him?

 

[break these cuffs]

I am very glad I only interact with users on this forum by thread posts, reports, and stickers, and turned off the ability to pm me years ago.

 

[Something Awful]

He's jelqing and collecting piss bottles in Valhalla now.

 

[AnOminous]

I legit don't get piss bottles

I get it if you're cross country driving and literally can't stop or in some kind of gay endurance game tournament. But I think piss bottle dudes eventually just get into collecting them, and then it's this weird pathological thing where they need to fill the entire room with them.

You used to see threads on 4chan from these dudes literally boasting about and posting pictures of their foul sties.

 

[Green Man]

What about the community feature, I'm sure everybody wants to know about the psycho.

Usually a thread being featured results in it becoming an unreadable morass of spergouts and retarded political shitflinging, so I'm not sure it would be beneficial here.

Anyway, I only really remember Bruno from the AVGN thread where he always seemed a little bit too A-loggy, he was unreasonably disgruntled about a middle-aged man making sub-par reviews of shitty Nintendo games. Regardless, if these works of fiction really were penned by him, I'd say little of value was lost. The world certainly doesn't need anymore cringeworthy masturbatory rape fiction, DeviantArt has that market pretty much cornered.

 

[Product Placement]

Know there are rules on making lolcow threads on users, but what about dead users?

He wanted to be immortalised, and can't think of a more fitting way than a lolcow thread.

 

[Just_A_guy]

Usually a thread being featured results in it becoming an unreadable morass of spergouts and retarded political shitflinging, so I'm not sure it would be beneficial here.

Anyway, I only really remember Bruno from the AVGN thread where he always seemed a little bit too A-loggy, he was unreasonably disgruntled about a middle-aged man making sub-par reviews of shitty Nintendo games. Regardless, if these works of fiction really were penned by him, I'd say little of value was lost. The world certainly doesn't need anymore cringeworthy masturbatory rape fiction, DeviantArt has that market pretty much cornered.

It's sour grapes. James Rolfe is everything he wanted to be. Successful, published author, married with kids, and not hating waking up every morning of his life.

 

[cursed autist silver]

>stole guns AND ammo
I don’t feel so good kiwis