Let's act like we're working in a restaurant during peak Friday night dinner rush

[p0e]

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?????

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Hey, isn't that a recently-fired Jimmy Kimmel at table 4?

 

[p0e]

Hey, isn't that a recently-fired Jimmy Kimmel at table 4?

Yes, has he ordered yet?

 

[Broadside]

HEY RETARDS TABLE 5 HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THEIR CALAMARI FOR AN HOUR NOW

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Am I allowed to call the guests niggers? Nobody said anything about that during orientation.

 

[p0e]

HEY RETARDS TABLE 5 HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THEIR CALAMARI FOR AN HOUR NOW

SOMEBODY GET THE FUCKING CALAMARI TO TABLE 5 NOW OR YOU'RE FIRED

Am I allowed to call the guests niggers? Nobody said anything about that during orientation.

Not out loud

 

[Benzo Samurai]

ok ok

 

[Lucille Austero]

I'm taking a smoke break brb

 

[p0e]

I'm taking a smoke break brb

5 minutes tops, we're swamped here

 

[Elf Supremacist]

Running the calamari to table five!

Trips and falls

Table five will have to wait

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

I'm doing cocaine in the alley next to the dumpster. I am not facing that hen do table sober.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Sorry I'm late, guys

 

[p0e]

Running the calamari to table five!

Trips and falls

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Table five will have to wait

YOU'RE FIRED

Sorry I'm late, guys

get to work

 

[Nick Gars]

WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES IS UPSELLING IN A FUCKING RUSH!?

MELISSA YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAVE A 8 TOP, SPLIT THE FUCKING TICKET OR IT WONT STAY IN THE WINDOW BECAUSE ITS TOO FUCKING LONG AND FALLS ONTO THE GRILL YOU DUMB BITCH! WE'VE TOLD YOU THIS 6 FUCKING TIMES ALREADY!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BUS BOY!? GET THESE FUCKING BUS-TUBS OFF MY GOD DAMN LINE! NOW!

"BOO HOO MY TIPS", YOU'RE STILL MAKING MORE THAN ME EVEN WITH HOUR WAIT TIMES! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SEATING PEOPLE SO WE CAN CATCH UP DUMB ASS!

IF MY RELIEF DOESN'T SHOW UP, I'M GOING TO HANG MYSELF IN THE FUCKING DINING ROOM, I SWEAR TO GOD!


Sorry, PTSD kicked in.

 

[Lucille Austero]

- Sneaks back in the side door unnoticed, back to washing dishes

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

TWO RISOTTO, TWO TURBOT, COME THE FUCK ON, YOU DONKEY!!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Can anyone check the state of the sliced roast beef going to table 2? I just lost part of my finger in the meat slicer and haven't found it yet.

 

[p0e]

IF MY RELIEF DOESN'T SHOW UP, I'M GOING TO HANG MYSELF IN THE FUCKING DINING ROOM, I SWEAR TO GOD!

@Lucille Austero YOU'RE HIRED AGAIN. RELIEVE HIM

 

[Just A Butt]

Is this less gay or more gay than the hotel role play DM?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

What is my job even supposed to be? I just woke up in this restaurant with a uniform on and I don't know what I'm supposed to do! I don't know any of the food to cook and I can't carry dishes real fancy like waitresses do without dropping them and spilling food everywhere, so neither of those could be my job.

I'd better just go wash dishes and try to blend in until I can get my bearings. I think I might be in purgatory.

Is this less gay or more gay than the hotel role play DM?

That's not an appropriate attitude for the workplace.