💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

Is he going to address the Jet Nepstein allegations?

Hell would freeze over, jeets would smell pleasant, and trannies would cease to exist before he ever addresses that shit storm.

 

[Ryuk5]

Yeah I saw him in the Brandon Buckingham documentary and that's basically exactly what he said. He's a little tiny beaner man who got hit by a truck because he was jay walking drunk. The truck driver was technically in the wrong so he got a ridiculous payout. He calls himself an "angel investor" but I wouldn't use that terminology LOL. He feeds Sam money because he doesn't have any friends or family otherwise.

You're literally just lying the guy has a family and when het got hit by a truck he was driving on a motorcycle on a country road going back to work, he wasn't drunk or jaywalking.

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I dont think Sam or MDE is a racist movment. Hot take right? I think they find humor in racial comedy, and despite what the current zeitgeist tells you racial comedy is funny.

Sam Hyde is explicitly a white nationalist.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Sam Hyde is explicitly a white nationalist.

Do you have a single fact to bsck that up

 

[56 others]

Kommandostore is absolutely ran by former /k/ users who have been practically raised on Sam Hyde and MDE.

I know, which makes my question all the more pertinent

 

[Queesechake]

Do you have a single fact to bsck that up

He's pretty open about it. Watch his Bradley Martin interview. I posted the exact clip somewhere in this thread. I've never understood how people think he is only ironically racist. It's really really funny though that they do and I'm sure he loves it.

 

[crystal_pepsi]

Too much to say but in short, not a single good gag or sketch. I'd give it a 1/5 rating. If it wasn't an MDE project I wouldn't have watched anything past the first few minutes of ep1.
All the hype pre-release was non-existent after the first episode dropped. Sam is now pivoting away from comedy entirely and fully embracing the right wing grift.

I wouldn't go as far to call it a 1/5, that implies it's completely irredeemable, EP definitely has it's moments here and there but it is nowhere near as consistently funny and tightly edited and directed as WP is and honestly many of other MDE's other projects, but worst of all it didn't feel like MDE, it never once felt like the prodigal stunna, knife school, smocaine etc. It's honestly crazy how so many people thought charls, nick, hayden, etc. would be all they needed to get the band back together in prime and after that it'd be smooth sailing, but Ruse really was the one holding it all together. IMO Mr. Pregnant is the last real MDE sketch we're ever going to get, and sam, nick, hayden, the faggot wigger crew, have nothing to do with it, that should really really tell everyone something.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Do you have a single fact to bsck that up

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sEyNMUeNokw

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

He's pretty open about it. Watch his Bradley Martin interview. I posted the exact clip somewhere in this thread. I've never understood how people think he is only ironically racist. It's really really funny though that they do and I'm sure he loves it.

It's a fucking Deus Ex quote

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

How can he be a white nationalist when he's black?

 

[locked and keyed]

I wouldn't go as far to call it a 1/5, that implies it's completely irredeemable, EP definitely has it's moments here and there but it is nowhere near as consistently funny and tightly edited and directed as WP is and honestly many of other MDE's other projects, but worst of all it didn't feel like MDE, it never once felt like the prodigal stunna, knife school, smocaine etc.

I found the openly spiteful and cruel treatment of the non-MDE actors too much. The rest of the sketches were not funny to me. I can honestly say I laughed once or twice over the course of all episodes. They are all washed middle aged men chasing former glory. I could write a better sketch, not that I will because I don't want my ideas stolen, but I totally could.

 

[Noble Redditor]

You're literally just lying

If it's not true then why did so many MATI fans agree with it? Maybe try taking your e-daddys dick out of your mouth for five seconds and look outside.

 

[drammamean]

I dont think Sam or MDE is a racist movment. Hot take right? I think they find humor in racial comedy, and despite what the current zeitgeist tells you racial comedy is funny.
I think the 90s was a sweet spot in American civilization, to the point we more or less sorted out all our Racial drama and it was still OK to poke fun at eachothers racial foibles, Few people really start to hate eachother unless its pumped into your brain to start, except Gypsies, everyone hates those guys

You gotta stop basing your view of recent history on Hollywood media. The 90s were almost as bad as today we just didn’t have 24-7 internet access and society was way more segregated.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

You gotta stop basing your view of recent history on Hollywood media. The 90s were almost as bad as today we just didn’t have 24-7 internet access and society was way more segregated.

I lived it Nig Nog

 

[soulgains]

Write a draft and send it to null.

I can't even get him to move my old ass Infrared Haz thread out of the Ralphaverse. I'd have to literally be the second coming of lidl to get him to do or look at anything.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I can't even get him to move my old ass Infrared Haz thread out of the Ralphaverse. I'd have to literally be the second coming of lidl to get him to do or look at anything.

Would you be willing to expand on the OP with additional material, if Null agreed to look at it, and merge it in if well written?

 

[Taser Confetti]

I know, which makes my question all the more pertinent

/k/ommandos aren't ultra sheepdawg prepper fag types like you find on AR15.com - they're irony poisoned and mostly just like playing dress up while they shoot trash in the desert.

 

[Jeff Dunham]

GENTLEMEN.

 

[Noble Redditor]

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GENTLEMEN.

That's Sam Hyde the Nazi grifter who tells his fans their body and health is the number one most dangerous weapon against the Jews and their skin is their uniform in the race war. He says to avoid all vices and instead drop to your knees and pray when you feel the slightest temptation. He claims he models himself after Christ himself.
Here he is smoking ten blunts full of cheap weed. Yeah, I think I'll skip his life advice.

 

[Taylor Laurenz-Southern]

Does Sam have some kind of diagnosed genetic disease or deficiency? Or is his face fucked up because of the tren and drug abuse? Really fucked up looking guy, but is he just extremely revolting naturally or is there something seriously wrong there?

People who are deeply insecure about their hideous appearance tend to bury their faces in irony. Sam's glasses and ostentatious suits are the equivalent of a man who soyfaces in pictures to distract from how ugly they are naturally. "haha i'm being ugly on purpose for the sake of comedic irony" nah nigga i see you.

I watched his latest episode and he's really batting close to a zero on jokes. Even his paid lackeys (he couldn't even find two white guys?) struggle to force a laugh. I see why he's abandoning comedy to go fulltime political grift. He'll probably do pretty well as a political commentator. There's a big market of white men who failed to live up to their potential due to their self-destructive tendencies that can relate to sam.

 

[Charnel Ground]

I wonder what Sam eats to stay so fat.

We’ve seen the seed oil-laden Whole Foods hot bar slop, but even with all the extra oil and salt they put in that stuff it would still take large amounts to get and stay so fat.

I really want to know what his diet looks like.